PTWM #161 Turkish tracksuits and a knickerless hoof. Where's the money Rach, tell the truth!

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DeathToCovid

I think the more pressing matter is who’s looking after the kids when Derek and wifey are fucking up Tattle? Someone needs to think of the children.
 
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Bunbun1

Soz I never keep up with this thread, it moves too fast, but I just wanna say how annoying it is hearing Betsy say “central” 500 times, I have never in my life heard anyone call it “central”. It’s always referred to as town. Some people further out might say the city centre if they live nearer bootle or birko or somewhere else they call town instead but literally never heard anyone refer to town as central.
But she doesn’t even live in Liverpool anyway, she’s in Maghull, which is in Sefton. It’s closer to Ormskirk. Don’t even know what colour bins they have up there but they ain’t purple.
 
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NiceCrumpet

Dear Derek,
Thank you for your offer to fuck us up. I'd like to help you by sharing a secret: biggest thing you could do to silence us, the vile, poorly-in-the-head Tattle Trolls... if you could just let us know where the PayPal money went, we'd have very little else to talk about. Although, bonus fuck ups would include sending pics of the governor at Styal next to the 1000s of gifts for the poor babies, and also the truth about all the gift list vouchers. Platinum level fuck up would be a copy of Sloshy's dismissal hearing transcript
Derek, if you fuck us up like this, we won't be able to carry on doing what we really love. You'd win the hearts, minds and festering genitals of Lord and Lady Scammington of Thieving Towers, Paignton. Do this, Derek, and you will be king.
Yours sincerely
Charlie Crumpet
 
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MrsOgre

Rach's face when she sees we are now discussing Derek instead of her.
 
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Motherofdragons2

chickenshopcharlie said:
You guys are cracking me up so much!
I’ve got a little treat for you. I’ve just zoomed in on the voice note because there were a lot of names and numbers to block out… enjoy!
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he sounds like Malcolm from accounts trying to act the big tough guy… oh this is going to be great
 
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Eyes Wide Open Now

chickenshopcharlie said:
You guys are cracking me up so much!
I’ve got a little treat for you. I’ve just zoomed in on the voice note because there were a lot of names and numbers to block out… enjoy!
Click to expand...
Derek couldn’t fuck shit up in a wet paper bag on his own
Mrs Derek must be so proud
No wonder they all think Slosh is hubby goals if that drip is what they settled for
Im dead
 
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Imfinallyhere

Mrs Derek wants to keep an eye on her bloke, we all know what Rach is like with other people’s husbands
 
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Kamwa

I am fucking HOWLING at that voice note he cannot be real hahahaha Danger Derek
 
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