Oh yeah that sounds better than floppy ate all the kids the end, will remember that one.“Oh no. Kippers lost the key. Biff and ch-ch-chip can’t find it. And that’s the end of the book. Now roll over and go to sleep”
My children have told me they won’t have kids after being around each otherWhy would you even encourage your children to have conversations at the age of 9 about having their own kids??? Weird as fuck.
If my kid came out with something like that I'd tell them they have plenty of time to worry about that and then swiftly change the Subject!
And the kids won't have to worry about who's looking after you when your an oap because I thought slosh wanted to retire to Spain
When she did stories the other week about T going to the sexual health clinic for the hormone patch she said they are both on a 3 week cycle and she didn't want T to be on hers on holiday as she'd want to wear bikinis etc. She also said B is on the implant and although she doesn't get a period she has the symptoms. That's why she said it the other night when talking about B trashing her room .Gangrene Gash Gloria CANNOT possibly be on her period again. No wonder she looks shit all the live long day, shes literally bleeding to death
Fuck me love imagine sloshy if he had your life an actual real life child with asd he’d have shoes made lined with red grapes ready to squash and slurp as he walkedMy children have told me they won’t have kids after being around each other
Tbf we have a right handful of an asd child. And when I say handfulwe had an explosive night the other night. I have 2 asd. The one who lost his actual shit the other night is a mid-teen. So it was a mix of hormones and asd and jeeeeeez. I’m surprised I haven’t turned to drink after that night
We progressed to Julia Donaldson books and I had to get creative so I didn’t have to repeat the same words night after bloody nightOh yeah that sounds better than floppy ate all the kids the end, will remember that one.
disclaimer I didn’t actually traumatise my kids with a quick death to get on here Rach……I just didn’t bother with story time tonight instead
I like the name BarneyOh well this is an anticlimax
I’m other news I just learnt that Emily’s step son is called Barney. Made me laugh more than it should!
Fuck me love imagine sloshy if he had your life an actual real life child with asd he’d have shoes made lined with red grapes ready to squash and slurp as he walked
CSI fan?I like the name Barney.
If I'd had a son, he would have been called Horatio.
True story.
Yours is a real life situation which you are not only preparing for and doing all you can you are doing your best for them kids and not for any gain other than them having the best life possible so you should be super proud of yourself and them!I used to feel quite smug that I had routines like military level and planned things in advance with warnings, informed them of “if buts and maybes” etc. the pair of them are totally different “levels” of asd. This “new” behaviour outburst has been building since he was 12. He’s now 6ft 4 and weighs 14st and older. I’m 5ft 9 and skinny I don’t even know where I managed to summon balls from but my god I needed them
goodfucking luck to them when W is older cos it was actually horrific and I did feel like vomiting
(I usually try not to speak about the bad behaviour etc as sometimes it can’t be helped but I need a sounding board lol. I’m a single mum hence the name and mention of my abusive ex that loses inches every time he pisses me off)
CSI fan?
Are you me?! I have 2 ASD ones. And my older 2 tell me they won't have children.My children have told me they won’t have kids after being around each other
Tbf we have a right handful of an asd child. And when I say handfulwe had an explosive night the other night. I have 2 asd. The one who lost his actual shit the other night is a mid-teen. So it was a mix of hormones and asd and jeeeeeez. I’m surprised I haven’t turned to drink after that night
The younger ones though are mummy’s boys through and through though. They’ve assuredthreatenedthat they won’t leave home and leave me a spinster
Yeah but Emily’s son is called Fred! Fred and Barney. I know, I’m childish!I like the name Barney.
If I'd had a son, he would have been called Horatio.
True story.
Shut up WilmaYeah but Emily’s son is called Fred! Fred and Barney. I know, I’m childish!
There was footage of him taking no notice of themTalking of palm trees.... cant believe there's no footage of wilbur with some afterall there's plenty in spain....
Yours is a real life situation which you are not only preparing for and doing all you can you are doing your best for them kids and not for any gain other than them having the best life possible so you should be super proud of yourself and them!
These pricks don’t have to worry about how big or strong their child gets because going on holiday has cured the stage 3 part anyhow! All I see is a normal two year old who’s been left with out conversing and stimulating for to long and now enjoying being on holiday and not just taken to look at fucking palm trees for a change.
Hard work isn’t itAre you me?! I have 2 ASD ones. And my older 2 tell me they won't have children.
They hate each other.
Won't leave home.
And I can't believe I'm not an alcoholic it would make life more bearable to drift thru the days...
Back to Rach and Josh - deffo why he drinks so he can float thru the days.
I was going to say that or Bettythat’s gotta be the new baby’s name… surely!
Omg excuse the pun but shut up imagine if she’s called Wilma!!! I’d personally love it Fred Barney and Wilma!! Anyone know their dogs namethat’s gotta be the new baby’s name… surely!
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