PTWM #112 Prat on a mat or (not)pritt with a stick....you decide!

Were you on Tattle before the Daily Fail article?

  • Yes, I've been a Tattle bastard for a while

    Votes: 507 95.3%
  • Sort of, I had been lurking and decided to sign up

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  • Nope, I'm fresh meat after reading the Daily Fail comments

    Votes: 4 0.8%

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New thread title thanks to @Luvabitagoss πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ your prize is a positive lateral flow test and a bogey green tracksuit, it'll look lush!

Last thread recap:
- Ratshit is a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Raq saw a cat in the garden, near Sloshy's aviary, so he let Ethel out to scare it away. The same dog that has previously killed a chicken 🀷
- Wilby, who she keeps referring to as non-verbal, was heard saying "oh no" while playing with a remote control car.
- A video of couple goals Rancho and Sloshua in the car, which was apparently the best bit of the Patreon. It included Joyce telling off Ratchet for her car being messy, and then talking about what he'd fed his birds before they left. Then they were on the train, with some riveting content of listening to football fans singing.
- Then she took credit for Emily making friends without her (although it came across as a bit bitter and jealous).
- Mangina Malcolm uploaded a picture of "a very beautiful girl doing very important things" 🀒🀒🀒🀒 clearly those important things involve dumping her kids off on anyone who will have them (probably stand-in mum Stabby Jo) and pissing off to London to drink cocktails.
- Rawhide said she was meeting Women's Aid, and uploaded a photo of Wilby being looked after by Stabby Jo and Emily, probably having the time of his life without having every movement videoed while his manic mother screeches "do you love it" over and over.
- Then a quick photo of Betsy and her mate, wonder if she got permission from the girl's parents to share her photo?
- Turns out the "very important work" was going to watch Britain's Got Talent being filmed. 100% worth ditching the kids for 😬 Sloshy uploaded a photo of them doing "cheers" with drinks, poor Ratshit, having to force down yet another glass of fizzy cat's piss, she's so brave!
- Monday morning, and instead of having to get multiple kids up, dressed, fed and off to school, she's having a fancy breakfast and laughing at the menu that says "about 22 baked beans, give or take", because it's "breaking up families". Just like you broke up Waynebo's family, and then Joyce's family hun 🀷
- the parents of the year weren't even back in time for when the kids got home from school, leaving Stabby Jo to do another school run. Raq asked Sloshua what he liked about being home, and he replied "being home". Boring bleep that he is.
- Raq asked Stabby what it was like looking after 6 kids for 2 days. She already bleeping knows Rach, seeing as she spends more time parenting those kids than you do! Lula is the most demanding ("lots of lifts, lots of friends over for sleepovers, and lots of phone calls"). Certainly doesn't sound like the child who's wracked with anxiety, and prefers animals to people. I wonder whether the parents of these other kids coming for sleepovers were aware that her parents weren't even there?
- After a shitey advert (one of the ones she banged out in under an hour), she had a nice dig at the boys' mum by calling Seb "her baby" and "her little boy" 🀒 Newsflash Rancho: THEY'RE NOT YOURS AND NEVER WERE.
- Meanwhile, Tattlers discovered that the "very important meeting with Women's Aid" was actually to see Ian Bartholomew from Corrie auditioning for BGT with a song he'd written to support the charity https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/co...n-street-ian-bartholomew-britains-got-talent/ Funny how Rancid didn't share this, nor did she share the Just Giving link set up to raise money for them. It almost looks as though she's not in it to support women, and isn't interested in promoting donations to charities instead of her own pockets πŸ€”
- Raq decided to ask her followers to pick a month and year and she'd share something from her camera roll. TW SELF HARM Starting with a video secretly recorded in a property back when she was a facilities manager/expert in autism diagnosis, noting that the resident had been self harming. With no trigger warning. This was followed by various videos of the happy patchwork family, mainly showing how much Toothy Tina and Mangina Malcolm have both aged in such a short time πŸ‘€ is it the stress, the drink, or both?
- Betsy sent her a video of someone making a vegan carbonara which she wanted. So domestic goddess Raq made meat spaghetti, a veggie version for Lula AND a seperate carbonara for BeKind. Which she didn't like πŸ™„
- turns out Cocaine Katy used to do the school run with Edie. Was Raq paying her mates to be her employees as long ago as 2016, or was Cocaine Katy doing it out of the goodness of her heart? We'll never know...!
- more old videos showing Raq and Josh actually interacting with their kids 😱 those were the days!
- Charleeeeee with the tits and arse made an appearance in the throwback videos, poor Charleeee who's so shy and conscious of the surgery she's had that she was dancing for the camera in skin tight trousers and a tight t-shirt tied up to show off her midriff. Such a shame she's so uncomfortable with her body.
- A local Tattler confirmed that Rachey has been seen at school driving her brand new, 71 plate Volvo (to match the slightly older one, which she still has). The Patreon is doing well then πŸ™„
- Racquet revealed (via a screenshot of texts between her and Emily) that she'd put her fake tan on with a sanitary towel. Lush.
- Edie's finally stopped carrying the giant toddler (Wilby, not Rach) down the concrete steps in the morning. All the better to show off her Dr Marten boots, North Face jacket and phone, all the essentials for today's 8 year olds.
- Cunty Carol roped in her sidekick Emily once again to go on the beg, after the "success" of begging for Christmas gifts, they now want to rinse the huns for even more. They mentioned Costa about a million times, talking about how they gave Costa vouchers out, and so many people have sent them photos of them and their kids sitting in Costa, said how much they appreciate Costa, how it would be so nice when someone comes into the launderette to be able to give them a voucher and send them to Costa. Absolutely no mention of the fact that firstly, providing free coffee and cake is one of the selling points of the shitshow centre, and secondly that their best mate village idiot Jordan has a coffee shop ON THE SAME STREET. They would also like Currys vouchers, so they're available if they need something at short notice. I mean, that's exactly what she said the PayPal was for 🀷
- the Amazon wishlist was updated to include over Β£3000 worth of vouchers added for people to buy: -Costa - Β£20 - needs 30 (has 15) = Β£600
Primark - Β£30 needs 30 (has 4) = Β£900
Amazon - Β£10 needs 30 (has 13) = Β£300
Currys - Β£20 needs 30 (has 11) = Β£600
ASOS - Β£30 - needs 20 (has 1) = Β£600
- straight after the beg for Costa vouchers, Rancid and Emily pissed off to Costa, basically "the people we "help" can't afford it, but we can hahahaha snort"
- After a couple of hours, Rancho claimed that all the vouchers had been bought, so she deleted the stories. More like she saw the backlash on Tattle and tit her period pants due to the story about Tattle in the Daily Fail the same day, where she was being mentioned in comments πŸ‘€ after a Tattler (me!) pointed out that she could easily share these some of her so-called photos and messages about how a free coffe had changed someone's life, lo and behold, there it was! No doubt from a fake account, or one of her mates.
- after the debacle over the vouchers, Raq was quiet and then wheeled out Wilby looking at trees and saying "wow" again. She'd met up with a mate (not on the payroll yet as far as we know) and Wilby, the children who a few short months ago was still being spoon fed purΓ©e "because she can" was shown using a fork to feed himself a piece of sausage πŸ‘ then it was off to see Gangsta Granny, who has stitches in her hand after a fall. Had she been on the cooking sherry? Granny bizarrely has a photo of a topless Joyce in a frame in the lounge 🀒
- Back at the Patchwork murder mansion, Seb played "row your boat" with a joyful Wilby in the echoey, curtainless lounge.
- over on the Patreon, she showed a positive lateral flow test. She went all the way to London to pretend to be working, and all she got was this lousy virus! Let's hope she's let anyone she's seen in the last few days know 😬 at least she's letting her followers know this time!
- Then she shared something from fellow poverty porn enthusiast Jack Monroe and the LadBible, two extremely reliable sources πŸ‘€
- Rachey's got Covid, but you only know that if you love her the most and pay to follow the Patreon. But fear not! On her normal account she has some extra footage, recorded yesterday, of Wilby looking at bleeping palm trees AGAIN. We get it, he likes trees πŸ™„ in other news he looked at a dog, and said "what's that", Rancho just kept repeating "dog" over and over. Perfect opportunity to talk all about the dog and help develop his vocabulary (is it big, small, brown, black, spotty, have a long tail etc) but instead she carried on filming and saying "dog". It's an improvement from "do you love it" though 🀷
- because poor Ratchet has covid (again) she missed out on going to pick up the keys for her next venture, so sent Stabby instead. There's going to be a "packing centre" so she can send her tatty merch all over the world πŸ™„ but that's not the best bit - the women who access the centre will be able to volunteer to give them experience to help them get into work. Because every single abused person is living in poverty, in social housing, not a single fancy pair of trainers between them.
- She posted a video of Wilby playing with Emily's son, trying to look like she's out and about and not in bed with Covid.
- a throwback video of Wilby "helping" with the Christmas present donations, which Emily had sorted into piles, and Ratchet allowed him to play with, taking things out of the piles to stack them up πŸ™„ how about NOT letting him do exactly what he wants? It also showed how grossly inappropriate the gifts were (including Adidas trainers, Xbox headsets and Lego sets), and how Emily did the majority of the work while Rach did duck all apart from filming and taking all the credit.
- Raq shared some (hopefully old) footage of rubbing Seb's hair and telling Lula to go away because he wanted to talk to her. Once more sticking the knife into his mum πŸ™„



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New thread title thanks to @Luvabitagoss πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ your prize is a positive lateral flow test and a bogey green tracksuit, it'll look lush!

Last thread recap:
- Ratshit is a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Raq saw a cat in the garden, near Sloshy's aviary, so he let Ethel out to scare it away. The same dog that has previously killed a chicken 🀷
- Wilby, who she keeps referring to as non-verbal, was heard saying "oh no" while playing with a remote control car.
- A video of couple goals Rancho and Sloshua in the car, which was apparently the best bit of the Patreon. It included Joyce telling off Ratchet for her car being messy, and then talking about what he'd fed his birds before they left. Then they were on the train, with some riveting content of listening to football fans singing.
- Then she took credit for Emily making friends without her (although it came across as a bit bitter and jealous).
- Mangina Malcolm uploaded a picture of "a very beautiful girl doing very important things" 🀒🀒🀒🀒 clearly those important things involve dumping her kids off on anyone who will have them (probably stand-in mum Stabby Jo) and pissing off to London to drink cocktails.
- Rawhide said she was meeting Women's Aid, and uploaded a photo of Wilby being looked after by Stabby Jo and Emily, probably having the time of his life without having every movement videoed while his manic mother screeches "do you love it" over and over.
- Then a quick photo of Betsy and her mate, wonder if she got permission from the girl's parents to share her photo?
- Turns out the "very important work" was going to watch Britain's Got Talent being filmed. 100% worth ditching the kids for 😬 Sloshy uploaded a photo of them doing "cheers" with drinks, poor Ratshit, having to force down yet another glass of fizzy cat's piss, she's so brave!
- Monday morning, and instead of having to get multiple kids up, dressed, fed and off to school, she's having a fancy breakfast and laughing at the menu that says "about 22 baked beans, give or take", because it's "breaking up families". Just like you broke up Waynebo's family, and then Joyce's family hun 🀷
- the parents of the year weren't even back in time for when the kids got home from school, leaving Stabby Jo to do another school run. Raq asked Sloshua what he liked about being home, and he replied "being home". Boring bleep that he is.
- Raq asked Stabby what it was like looking after 6 kids for 2 days. She already bleeping knows Rach, seeing as she spends more time parenting those kids than you do! Lula is the most demanding ("lots of lifts, lots of friends over for sleepovers, and lots of phone calls"). Certainly doesn't sound like the child who's wracked with anxiety, and prefers animals to people. I wonder whether the parents of these other kids coming for sleepovers were aware that her parents weren't even there?
- After a shitey advert (one of the ones she banged out in under an hour), she had a nice dig at the boys' mum by calling Seb "her baby" and "her little boy" 🀒 Newsflash Rancho: THEY'RE NOT YOURS AND NEVER WERE.
- Meanwhile, Tattlers discovered that the "very important meeting with Women's Aid" was actually to see Ian Bartholomew from Corrie auditioning for BGT with a song he'd written to support the charity https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/co...n-street-ian-bartholomew-britains-got-talent/ Funny how Rancid didn't share this, nor did she share the Just Giving link set up to raise money for them. It almost looks as though she's not in it to support women, and isn't interested in promoting donations to charities instead of her own pockets πŸ€”
- Raq decided to ask her followers to pick a month and year and she'd share something from her camera roll. TW SELF HARM Starting with a video secretly recorded in a property back when she was a facilities manager/expert in autism diagnosis, noting that the resident had been self harming. With no trigger warning. This was followed by various videos of the happy patchwork family, mainly showing how much Toothy Tina and Mangina Malcolm have both aged in such a short time πŸ‘€ is it the stress, the drink, or both?
- Betsy sent her a video of someone making a vegan carbonara which she wanted. So domestic goddess Raq made meat spaghetti, a veggie version for Lula AND a seperate carbonara for BeKind. Which she didn't like πŸ™„
- turns out Cocaine Katy used to do the school run with Edie. Was Raq paying her mates to be her employees as long ago as 2016, or was Cocaine Katy doing it out of the goodness of her heart? We'll never know...!
- more old videos showing Raq and Josh actually interacting with their kids 😱 those were the days!
- Charleeeeee with the tits and arse made an appearance in the throwback videos, poor Charleeee who's so shy and conscious of the surgery she's had that she was dancing for the camera in skin tight trousers and a tight t-shirt tied up to show off her midriff. Such a shame she's so uncomfortable with her body.
- A local Tattler confirmed that Rachey has been seen at school driving her brand new, 71 plate Volvo (to match the slightly older one, which she still has). The Patreon is doing well then πŸ™„
- Racquet revealed (via a screenshot of texts between her and Emily) that she'd put her fake tan on with a sanitary towel. Lush.
- Edie's finally stopped carrying the giant toddler (Wilby, not Rach) down the concrete steps in the morning. All the better to show off her Dr Marten boots, North Face jacket and phone, all the essentials for today's 8 year olds.
- Cunty Carol roped in her sidekick Emily once again to go on the beg, after the "success" of begging for Christmas gifts, they now want to rinse the huns for even more. They mentioned Costa about a million times, talking about how they gave Costa vouchers out, and so many people have sent them photos of them and their kids sitting in Costa, said how much they appreciate Costa, how it would be so nice when someone comes into the launderette to be able to give them a voucher and send them to Costa. Absolutely no mention of the fact that firstly, providing free coffee and cake is one of the selling points of the shitshow centre, and secondly that their best mate village idiot Jordan has a coffee shop ON THE SAME STREET. They would also like Currys vouchers, so they're available if they need something at short notice. I mean, that's exactly what she said the PayPal was for 🀷
- the Amazon wishlist was updated to include over Β£3000 worth of vouchers added for people to buy: -Costa - Β£20 - needs 30 (has 15) = Β£600
Primark - Β£30 needs 30 (has 4) = Β£900
Amazon - Β£10 needs 30 (has 13) = Β£300
Currys - Β£20 needs 30 (has 11) = Β£600
ASOS - Β£30 - needs 20 (has 1) = Β£600
- straight after the beg for Costa vouchers, Rancid and Emily pissed off to Costa, basically "the people we "help" can't afford it, but we can hahahaha snort"
- After a couple of hours, Rancho claimed that all the vouchers had been bought, so she deleted the stories. More like she saw the backlash on Tattle and tit her period pants due to the story about Tattle in the Daily Fail the same day, where she was being mentioned in comments πŸ‘€ after a Tattler (me!) pointed out that she could easily share these some of her so-called photos and messages about how a free coffe had changed someone's life, lo and behold, there it was! No doubt from a fake account, or one of her mates.
- after the debacle over the vouchers, Raq was quiet and then wheeled out Wilby looking at trees and saying "wow" again. She'd met up with a mate (not on the payroll yet as far as we know) and Wilby, the children who a few short months ago was still being spoon fed purΓ©e "because she can" was shown using a fork to feed himself a piece of sausage πŸ‘ then it was off to see Gangsta Granny, who has stitches in her hand after a fall. Had she been on the cooking sherry? Granny bizarrely has a photo of a topless Joyce in a frame in the lounge 🀒
- Back at the Patchwork murder mansion, Seb played "row your boat" with a joyful Wilby in the echoey, curtainless lounge.
- over on the Patreon, she showed a positive lateral flow test. She went all the way to London to pretend to be working, and all she got was this lousy virus! Let's hope she's let anyone she's seen in the last few days know 😬 at least she's letting her followers know this time!
- Then she shared something from fellow poverty porn enthusiast Jack Monroe and the LadBible, two extremely reliable sources πŸ‘€
- Rachey's got Covid, but you only know that if you love her the most and pay to follow the Patreon. But fear not! On her normal account she has some extra footage, recorded yesterday, of Wilby looking at bleeping palm trees AGAIN. We get it, he likes trees πŸ™„ in other news he looked at a dog, and said "what's that", Rancho just kept repeating "dog" over and over. Perfect opportunity to talk all about the dog and help develop his vocabulary (is it big, small, brown, black, spotty, have a long tail etc) but instead she carried on filming and saying "dog". It's an improvement from "do you love it" though 🀷
- because poor Ratchet has covid (again) she missed out on going to pick up the keys for her next venture, so sent Stabby instead. There's going to be a "packing centre" so she can send her tatty merch all over the world πŸ™„ but that's not the best bit - the women who access the centre will be able to volunteer to give them experience to help them get into work. Because every single abused person is living in poverty, in social housing, not a single fancy pair of trainers between them.
- She posted a video of Wilby playing with Emily's son, trying to look like she's out and about and not in bed with Covid.
- a throwback video of Wilby "helping" with the Christmas present donations, which Emily had sorted into piles, and Ratchet allowed him to play with, taking things out of the piles to stack them up πŸ™„ how about NOT letting him do exactly what he wants? It also showed how grossly inappropriate the gifts were (including Adidas trainers, Xbox headsets and Lego sets), and how Emily did the majority of the work while Rach did duck all apart from filming and taking all the credit.
- Raq shared some (hopefully old) footage of rubbing Seb's hair and telling Lula to go away because he wanted to talk to her. Once more sticking the knife into his mum πŸ™„



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Brilliant as usual! I'm sending you a manky green tracksuit so you can look like a chav and a can of chocolate milk that you can refuse to share with anyone!

By the way! I love a poll! Please can you do one every time we start a new thread, it can be part of your job as recap writer, as we all know your main job is here now ❀
 
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I bravely listened to the dots of death and Rach saying she's been working today is hilarious. So that passive aggressive hashtag was an ad thenπŸ™„

Brilliant recap again Dipsy, love you so hard!
 
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@DipsyDoodle not only are you an NHS hero, but you are queen of the recap as always. I will refer to the subject of this thread as Rawhide forevermore now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The last thread closed fast πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ id say when she said something to cheer them up she meant the β€œa lot of wine” in the kids veggie dish πŸ™„
I thought she meant the mushrooms and lentils needed cheering up πŸ™ˆ Don't they? Just for being mushrooms and lentils?
 
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Brilliant recap and title!!!! you'll be on the Queens Honors list, way before Rancid & Joycey.
 
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New thread title thanks to @Luvabitagoss πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ your prize is a positive lateral flow test and a bogey green tracksuit, it'll look lush!

Last thread recap:
- Ratshit is a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Raq saw a cat in the garden, near Sloshy's aviary, so he let Ethel out to scare it away. The same dog that has previously killed a chicken 🀷
- Wilby, who she keeps referring to as non-verbal, was heard saying "oh no" while playing with a remote control car.
- A video of couple goals Rancho and Sloshua in the car, which was apparently the best bit of the Patreon. It included Joyce telling off Ratchet for her car being messy, and then talking about what he'd fed his birds before they left. Then they were on the train, with some riveting content of listening to football fans singing.
- Then she took credit for Emily making friends without her (although it came across as a bit bitter and jealous).
- Mangina Malcolm uploaded a picture of "a very beautiful girl doing very important things" 🀒🀒🀒🀒 clearly those important things involve dumping her kids off on anyone who will have them (probably stand-in mum Stabby Jo) and pissing off to London to drink cocktails.
- Rawhide said she was meeting Women's Aid, and uploaded a photo of Wilby being looked after by Stabby Jo and Emily, probably having the time of his life without having every movement videoed while his manic mother screeches "do you love it" over and over.
- Then a quick photo of Betsy and her mate, wonder if she got permission from the girl's parents to share her photo?
- Turns out the "very important work" was going to watch Britain's Got Talent being filmed. 100% worth ditching the kids for 😬 Sloshy uploaded a photo of them doing "cheers" with drinks, poor Ratshit, having to force down yet another glass of fizzy cat's piss, she's so brave!
- Monday morning, and instead of having to get multiple kids up, dressed, fed and off to school, she's having a fancy breakfast and laughing at the menu that says "about 22 baked beans, give or take", because it's "breaking up families". Just like you broke up Waynebo's family, and then Joyce's family hun 🀷
- the parents of the year weren't even back in time for when the kids got home from school, leaving Stabby Jo to do another school run. Raq asked Sloshua what he liked about being home, and he replied "being home". Boring bleep that he is.
- Raq asked Stabby what it was like looking after 6 kids for 2 days. She already bleeping knows Rach, seeing as she spends more time parenting those kids than you do! Lula is the most demanding ("lots of lifts, lots of friends over for sleepovers, and lots of phone calls"). Certainly doesn't sound like the child who's wracked with anxiety, and prefers animals to people. I wonder whether the parents of these other kids coming for sleepovers were aware that her parents weren't even there?
- After a shitey advert (one of the ones she banged out in under an hour), she had a nice dig at the boys' mum by calling Seb "her baby" and "her little boy" 🀒 Newsflash Rancho: THEY'RE NOT YOURS AND NEVER WERE.
- Meanwhile, Tattlers discovered that the "very important meeting with Women's Aid" was actually to see Ian Bartholomew from Corrie auditioning for BGT with a song he'd written to support the charity https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/co...n-street-ian-bartholomew-britains-got-talent/ Funny how Rancid didn't share this, nor did she share the Just Giving link set up to raise money for them. It almost looks as though she's not in it to support women, and isn't interested in promoting donations to charities instead of her own pockets πŸ€”
- Raq decided to ask her followers to pick a month and year and she'd share something from her camera roll. TW SELF HARM Starting with a video secretly recorded in a property back when she was a facilities manager/expert in autism diagnosis, noting that the resident had been self harming. With no trigger warning. This was followed by various videos of the happy patchwork family, mainly showing how much Toothy Tina and Mangina Malcolm have both aged in such a short time πŸ‘€ is it the stress, the drink, or both?
- Betsy sent her a video of someone making a vegan carbonara which she wanted. So domestic goddess Raq made meat spaghetti, a veggie version for Lula AND a seperate carbonara for BeKind. Which she didn't like πŸ™„
- turns out Cocaine Katy used to do the school run with Edie. Was Raq paying her mates to be her employees as long ago as 2016, or was Cocaine Katy doing it out of the goodness of her heart? We'll never know...!
- more old videos showing Raq and Josh actually interacting with their kids 😱 those were the days!
- Charleeeeee with the tits and arse made an appearance in the throwback videos, poor Charleeee who's so shy and conscious of the surgery she's had that she was dancing for the camera in skin tight trousers and a tight t-shirt tied up to show off her midriff. Such a shame she's so uncomfortable with her body.
- A local Tattler confirmed that Rachey has been seen at school driving her brand new, 71 plate Volvo (to match the slightly older one, which she still has). The Patreon is doing well then πŸ™„
- Racquet revealed (via a screenshot of texts between her and Emily) that she'd put her fake tan on with a sanitary towel. Lush.
- Edie's finally stopped carrying the giant toddler (Wilby, not Rach) down the concrete steps in the morning. All the better to show off her Dr Marten boots, North Face jacket and phone, all the essentials for today's 8 year olds.
- Cunty Carol roped in her sidekick Emily once again to go on the beg, after the "success" of begging for Christmas gifts, they now want to rinse the huns for even more. They mentioned Costa about a million times, talking about how they gave Costa vouchers out, and so many people have sent them photos of them and their kids sitting in Costa, said how much they appreciate Costa, how it would be so nice when someone comes into the launderette to be able to give them a voucher and send them to Costa. Absolutely no mention of the fact that firstly, providing free coffee and cake is one of the selling points of the shitshow centre, and secondly that their best mate village idiot Jordan has a coffee shop ON THE SAME STREET. They would also like Currys vouchers, so they're available if they need something at short notice. I mean, that's exactly what she said the PayPal was for 🀷
- the Amazon wishlist was updated to include over Β£3000 worth of vouchers added for people to buy: -Costa - Β£20 - needs 30 (has 15) = Β£600
Primark - Β£30 needs 30 (has 4) = Β£900
Amazon - Β£10 needs 30 (has 13) = Β£300
Currys - Β£20 needs 30 (has 11) = Β£600
ASOS - Β£30 - needs 20 (has 1) = Β£600
- straight after the beg for Costa vouchers, Rancid and Emily pissed off to Costa, basically "the people we "help" can't afford it, but we can hahahaha snort"
- After a couple of hours, Rancho claimed that all the vouchers had been bought, so she deleted the stories. More like she saw the backlash on Tattle and tit her period pants due to the story about Tattle in the Daily Fail the same day, where she was being mentioned in comments πŸ‘€ after a Tattler (me!) pointed out that she could easily share these some of her so-called photos and messages about how a free coffe had changed someone's life, lo and behold, there it was! No doubt from a fake account, or one of her mates.
- after the debacle over the vouchers, Raq was quiet and then wheeled out Wilby looking at trees and saying "wow" again. She'd met up with a mate (not on the payroll yet as far as we know) and Wilby, the children who a few short months ago was still being spoon fed purΓ©e "because she can" was shown using a fork to feed himself a piece of sausage πŸ‘ then it was off to see Gangsta Granny, who has stitches in her hand after a fall. Had she been on the cooking sherry? Granny bizarrely has a photo of a topless Joyce in a frame in the lounge 🀒
- Back at the Patchwork murder mansion, Seb played "row your boat" with a joyful Wilby in the echoey, curtainless lounge.
- over on the Patreon, she showed a positive lateral flow test. She went all the way to London to pretend to be working, and all she got was this lousy virus! Let's hope she's let anyone she's seen in the last few days know 😬 at least she's letting her followers know this time!
- Then she shared something from fellow poverty porn enthusiast Jack Monroe and the LadBible, two extremely reliable sources πŸ‘€
- Rachey's got Covid, but you only know that if you love her the most and pay to follow the Patreon. But fear not! On her normal account she has some extra footage, recorded yesterday, of Wilby looking at bleeping palm trees AGAIN. We get it, he likes trees πŸ™„ in other news he looked at a dog, and said "what's that", Rancho just kept repeating "dog" over and over. Perfect opportunity to talk all about the dog and help develop his vocabulary (is it big, small, brown, black, spotty, have a long tail etc) but instead she carried on filming and saying "dog". It's an improvement from "do you love it" though 🀷
- because poor Ratchet has covid (again) she missed out on going to pick up the keys for her next venture, so sent Stabby instead. There's going to be a "packing centre" so she can send her tatty merch all over the world πŸ™„ but that's not the best bit - the women who access the centre will be able to volunteer to give them experience to help them get into work. Because every single abused person is living in poverty, in social housing, not a single fancy pair of trainers between them.
- She posted a video of Wilby playing with Emily's son, trying to look like she's out and about and not in bed with Covid.
- a throwback video of Wilby "helping" with the Christmas present donations, which Emily had sorted into piles, and Ratchet allowed him to play with, taking things out of the piles to stack them up πŸ™„ how about NOT letting him do exactly what he wants? It also showed how grossly inappropriate the gifts were (including Adidas trainers, Xbox headsets and Lego sets), and how Emily did the majority of the work while Rach did duck all apart from filming and taking all the credit.
- Raq shared some (hopefully old) footage of rubbing Seb's hair and telling Lula to go away because he wanted to talk to her. Once more sticking the knife into his mum πŸ™„



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The best recap yet again @DipsyDoodle. You know we all love you like the most hardest ever πŸ’œ
 
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Joyce will be fuming saying it’s a waste off wine!

Also wonder if she will scan HER can of chocomel on her health app ?
 
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If Joyce continues to slouch his back and shoulders in the hobbit hole, and when crawling up and down the miniature staircase, he's going to end up with spinal curvature.
You've got enough physical problems Joyce, you don't need any more!
Should have done a legal attic conversion, silly pair of twats 😬.

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Can she get through one sentence without the f word?
No unfortunately, because she has such a poor vocabulary, that if she stopped swearing, she wouldn't be able to put a sentence together.
And if she cut out lush and amazin too, she'd be unable to communicate πŸ™„.
 

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If Joyce continues to slouch his back and shoulders in the hobbit hole, and when crawling up and down the miniature staircase, he's going to end up with spinal curvature.
You've got enough physical problems Joyce, you don't need any more!
Should have done a legal attic conversion, silly pair of twats 😬.

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No unfortunately, because she has such a poor vocabulary, that if she stopped swearing, she wouldn't be able to put a sentence together.
And if she cut out lush and amazin too, she'd be unable to communicate πŸ™„.
I’d be so claustrophobic in that bedroom, then the thought of an intruder or a fire while my kids were down a level would freak me out.

I’d be so embarrassed if my husband was this boring. Honestly it’s painful to listen to his droning. He thinks he’s entertaining 😴😴😴
 
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I’d be so claustrophobic in that bedroom, then the thought of an intruder or a fire while my kids were down a level would freak me out.

I’d be so embarrassed if my husband was this boring. Honestly it’s painful to listen to his droning. He thinks he’s entertaining 😴😴😴
An intruder or fire wouldn't bother them too much, they'd be straight through the roof windows and Joyce would fling Rach over his shoulder and run over rooftops with her to safety, just like the 007 that he is.
& grabbing the gravy jug / piss pot on the way.

They wouldn't worry about the children, because they never worry about them, sadly.
Betsy would be fine in her potting shed & Seb would escape through his pantry door.

My husband isn't boring either.
My ex was,
he was also bleeping insane😫.
 
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An intruder or fire wouldn't bother them too much, they'd be straight through the roof windows and Joyce would fling Rach over his shoulder and run over rooftops with her to safety, just like the 007 that he is.
& grabbing the gravy jug / piss pot on the way.

They wouldn't worry about the children, because they never worry about them, sadly.
Betsy would be fine in her potting shed & Seb would escape through his pantry door.

My husband isn't boring either.
My ex was,
he was also bleeping insane😫.
Don't be so mean because you are jealous and want her life.
 
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Don't be so mean because you are jealous and want her life.
I want it all, i want Joyce, her 6 children (2 stolen), the dogs, the house, the hobbit hole and all the other things that are wrong with the jouse.
I want her money, i want her fame, her personality & soon to be Sainthood.
But most of all i want her teeny tiny figure, her teef( but not all.of her teef, i don't have enough room), her beauty & the feet deformity she has created for herself πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•.

 
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Well another excellent recap, I can’t believe she also had to follow the Elmers glue insta account so funny 🀣
 
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She would indeed love that Netflix programme Emily sent her, but to give her ideas. It’s about a con man and all the money he gets from his victims. Bet she is sat, writing notes and classing it as work as we speak.
 
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She would indeed love that Netflix programme Emily sent her, but to give her ideas. It’s about a con man and all the money he gets from his victims. Bet she is sat, writing notes and classing it as work as we speak.
Headed over straight to say it I sat watching it thinking does this really happen people can con so much and then I remembered r
 
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