the 100’s of outfits she ‘buys’ every month to show off.
Reading this reminded me of something I thought the other day - she’s actually so cheap. All those affiliate links and she wears a
bleeping skirt and tights 99.9 of the time.
“I love this, it’s so soft” - Never to be seen again.
“This would be great for brunch” - Returned
“I bought two of these, it’s that nice” - Wears same
tit again and again.
Even the manky tote bag has been relegated now that she got her satchel from the shop she works at, no doubt with a staff discount. I can’t wait for her Insta-hun life to come falling down around her and her
bleeping clown boots.