Poppy Adams #30 Poppy pythag and the mysterious bawbag

[verucca_salt]

Once again we are shown how selfish our gal really is. Admitting her parents are light sleepers yet making brownies with a mixer at 4am. Her priorities are so far out of whack it's beyond embarrassing. The lack of self awareness. The selfish cow shouldn't even be eating brownies. The worst part is we know she thinks this makes her seem quirky - 4aM bRowNieS haha so RaNdOm. This isn't an indie romcom you troglodyte.

 

[Chip1984]

I know we usually reserve the Meatloaf jokes for Wor Jess, but Poppy's hair is giving:

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

It took me multiple takes - multiple - to realise this is an upside down pic of her leg from the side.
For the longest time I thought this was her legs behind her head with a finger on her own gusset.

 

[Rnttfl]

She’s an overgrown veruca salt

*overgrown Veruca Maldron Salt

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

Who even has 8 Mars bars in to spontaneously make brownies at 4am?

 

[thenorthremembers]

Oh no….those extensions.

Poppy’s hair last week…

 

[DizDog32]

She looks like Noel Fielding

 

[KayTay]

Ploppy's airbnb profile.

 

[Diddikins]

I live in a flat and I debated whether it was too early to put my washing on when I got up at 7:15 and this selfish arsehole has no qualms about putting it on at 3am. I think that’s what bothers me about her more than anything; her entitlement.

 

[Mfranks]

She's exhausted emotionally and physically... from fucking whaaat!! She's made a brunch, had a date and got her hair done.

Fucking. IDIOT.

 

[Clementine]

So her mum went and got Nina from the station, then came back and picked Poppy up, then took them for snacks before driving them to the beach hut, my mum would have told me exactly where to go if I’d tried that at her age

As the mother of a 6 year old, it’s giving playdate energy.

 

[Loubell83]

Once again we are shown how selfish our gal really is. Admitting her parents are light sleepers yet making brownies with a mixer at 4am. Her priorities are so far out of whack it's beyond embarrassing. The lack of self awareness. The selfish cow shouldn't even be eating brownies. The worst part is we know she thinks this makes her seem quirky - 4aM bRowNieS haha so RaNdOm. This isn't an indie romcom you troglodyte.

Seriously she’s the biggest cunt going.

Firstly, she’s dating in Essex. If you REALLY lived in Edinburgh why would you date there? I stand by my earlier post that she’s desperate to have an excuse to leave Edinburgh she’s trying to get a partner down south. She’s not even mentioned about coming back north - she just comes up to have a night out and leaves. At this point the living in Edinburgh perspective is a big joke to her and moving home without a reason would be admitting defeat.

Secondly, what a selfish cow making brownies at that time. How her parents put up with her shit I’ll never know. I’d be downstairs telling her to put the mixer away and shut the fuck up. I’d also be telling her to get a fucking life and stop loving like a student at 31, but that’s just me and her parents seem to be enablers

Deep down she’s nothing she portrays - I think she hates the way she looks, is insecure, lonely and desperate for a husband.

The thing is she only has herself to blame for this for being a massive arsehole.

 

[Diddikins]

The phrase „grossly overweight“ surely is a warning sign for your fatphobia.

I think you misunderstand my meaning of grossly overweight.

Or do you genuinely believe he is not extremely or excessively overweight?

As someone who was also grossly overweight, I’m really really not fatphobic.

 

[thenorthremembers]

Anyone seen brother lovers story I wonder if he means poppy. He’s even got Barry white playing in the story…

 

[TeaNToast]

Her life is so tragic. To look at her initially you think she’s lucky, she comes across as having money, no responsibilities, seems happy and care free. I think she has crippling anxiety and I would bet depression too (im not slagging her off for this just pointing it out). She’s early 30’s and only had two relationships, one of which lasted barely months! Two failed weightloss surgeries and a body she claims to love but cannot stand. She can’t seem to socialise without a drink, I’m thinking it’s because it’s the only way she can get through, being half cut. She has no life unless she’s with someone else, it’s the only time we see “content” from her, whether it’s with Nina, brother lover or her Mum. She claims to live in Edinburgh but is never there because she cannot bear to be alone but can’t face moving back to Essex. She is just pathetic. She must break her mothers heart, she’s not happy at all. I’d say she is desperately unhappy!

 

[liltatling]

I'm howling at how shit it looks.
Brad....my hero
Its going to look even shitter as the days go on too. I am here for it!
She has got the biggest delusions of grandeur I have ever witnessed. She thinks she's a sexy minx with her horrid hair and her tiny tit swinging about underneath her.

She'll be frigging herself off at the comments comparing her to Billie Elish

 

[DizDog32]

She doesn't bring an awful lot to the table. Whoever takes her on is basically having to support a work-shy adult baby for life.

She does bring a lot to the table, problem is she eats it all

 

[rogueapostrophe]

What does it even say?!

A couple of words are fuzzy but it appears to say:

What does it feel like to be your tongue around brother in your mouth?

 

[Badbugger]

I live in Edinburgh and see people desperate for housing or spare rooms on a daily basis on local social media groups. She really is nothing less than a GRADE A Dickhead for taking up not just a one bed, but a highly sought-after two-bed flat when she doesn’t even spend 1/3 of the year there. Edinburgh is NOT your home Poppy. We don’t want you here. Come for a holiday during the Festival (if you really must), but really just let someone who wants and needs this flat have it.

City of Edinburgh Council set to declare housing emergency https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-67289581

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Edinburgh v Essex for September:

Red is England, blue is Scotland, green is a travel day.

A mere 5 days at her holiday home this month! And even then it seemed like she only came back to go to the highlands with brotherlover.

Today is day 274 of 2023 and by my count, Poppy has spent 110 of them in Scotland. The remaining 164 days have been spent in England or on holiday.

5 days may seem ridiculous, but let’s not forget July, where she spent one single day in Edinburgh that whole month