Thanks to
@LostScot82 for the winning thread title.
I went with the second thread suggestion, as it made me laugh, hope that's ok.
Quick recap from what I can remember.
Poppy travelled back and forth to Essex twice in a week over Christmas.
Brother/boyfriend made her bed for her.
She posed in a car park, the photos were hilarious, we don't know who took the photos. I think brother/boyfriend.
Poppy claims to have had sex with a few month on the last couple of months, she doesn't have feelings for them, well maybe one. Previous to this she claimed whilst in the bath that she was happy being single and that if you're not 100% happy in a relationship to walk away.
In the last week Poppy has tagged in the Balmoral as she loves their peppermint tea. Poppy had tea/dinner at the Balmoral last night and tagged them, she then went for a £29 breakfast at the Balmoral this morning. Archie/Chillie fingers arrived back in Edinburgh today, it looks like she's trying to get his attention and possibly wants him back, now that Hinder may be on the scene.
I think I've missed a few things, if anyone wants to add.