Phoebe Court #9 SW in her name is pure deceit, only content you’ll find is grim flaky feet

[swipe_up]

No, no it isn’t you filthy cow
Nor would I have boots on a kitchen work top

you don’t got this mama

 

[ChubClubThug]

Jimbo has dropped a few pounds from eating her anemic chicken that was roasted by the microwave light bulb ... he's probably shit through the eye of a needle and lost 3 stone

 

[justfortonight]

Thread 9!! Time flies when you’re eating swan and forgetting your knickers!

Just parking my bum

 

[swipe_up]

Here’s a tip for you Mick you absolute cretin
GET OFF INSTAGRAM AND PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN

 

[arbucklefattyesquire]

YOU DON’T DO THE SCHOOL RUN AS ‘GROOVE FUNKY MOPED’ ISN’T AT SCHOOL YET!!!!!!!!!!!!

talk about scrambled beg on toast ffs, no one feels sorry for you and your imaginary school run. You’re about as relatable as a Mormon orgy and as welcome as a fart in a space suit you absolute fuck nugget.

 

[Popsock123]

So she forgets to wear knicks and doesn’t wash her feet yet she wants us to believe she’s gonna look after chickens? Bring back the dogs you lazy cow!

 

[Notforthegram]

Come on she must have edited (maybe stretched it out) to make herself longer aka made her forehead look like that ? Or is this real life 🥸 I mean ... all the features have dropped and her chin has gone all buzz light year ??
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Uncanny

 

[swipe_up]

This is literally what 70+ retirees dress like marching through our town with their tour guide All she needs is a bucket hat and some sketchers to complete the look, although her crocs will do just fine. I hope styled by Susie has a no refund policy because shes done her dirty

Oh god

*major stereo type alert*

She looks like a fat American Tourist in London called Barb

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

My recap is going to be like War and Peace at this rate...

 

[Jellylegend]

Jesus fucking Christ, reminds me of this

 

[ChubClubThug]

She'll probably do a kill it, cook it, eat it, wearing her crocs, with a tit hanging out. She's already into doing the garden. Like Charlie Dimmock with chickens.

 

[Instashambles]

She just has no idea what a privileged life she leads. Doesn't work, spends most of her day either boobing or on Insta, lives in Hampton fucking Court, can drop £50 on a pair of kids wellies, installs a chicken house on a whim and then has the gall to moan about not having time to tidy her house, brush her teeth or put knickers on. Honestly these so called insta huns are getting worse.

GET. YOUR. SHIT. TOGETHER. FEEBS.

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

I bloody love you!

I got you a little something for such an amazing recap

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You are welcome

Why thank you. I will ring it on the school run to an actual school whilst wearing my mum jeans, vans and strong girls club pseudo feminist t shirt despite the fact I’m a kept woman

 

[MamaD]

I haven’t been on her page in a while but look at the size of her!! She is huge again!!

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These tracksuits shouldn’t be worn by anyone over the age of 5! They are so unforgiving as well. I wonder what Jim thinks when she leaves the house looking like an extra from Kevin & Perry!!!

 

[Opalfruit8]

Seriously it’s not about her size

It’s about dressing as a 15 year old for her 74 year old face.
It’s about utilising the SW brand for follows when she doesn’t even front SW or follow it anymore.
It’s about the lack of support in her bra
It’s about her being a smuggy goose eating hen eater who takes the eggs and makes them dirty to convince Insta they’re laying (hey they could be in just being a cow lol)

It’s almost all that stuff. Yeah.

 

[LorniB]

He was probably giving her one thinking "this too shall pass "

OK if you insist new thread suggestion He was probably giving her one thinking "this too shall pass"

I'm making myself laugh now

 

[Snarkypants]

Jim has shagged her. Twice at least. Yuck.

Maybe he had a cheeky wet dream and she rolled over in the wet patch?

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Bet she’s crying into her Dorset Cereals gold plated granola.

Hey Feebs, I got my child’s first choice

 

[Holycow]

I'm so lucky that NONE of my friends or family is obsessed with filming/taking photos to upload to social media. When we go out we have good time without filming it and uploading to show we had a good time.
When we go out for meals we just eat the food instead of pushing it together on the table and taking a photo first.
I despair at how strange people are to have to seek validation from strangers online, and what makes you share your kids privacy with thousands of people YOU DON'T KNOW.
I'm shocked at how many of these influencers friends and family are happy to be shared on their massive accounts. That's strange to me.
I really wish the era of the influencer would just disappear now, I'm so sick of them.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's so busy she can't take the blanket off her teeth, had to get rid of the dogs but can now get some farm animals to tend a few times a day