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arbucklefattyesquire said:
All she inspires me to do is brush my teeth and hair, wear SPF so I don’t age like a microwaved satsuma, keep my tits in my top and try not to be a complete dick.

I cringe when she asks questions on her stories - ‘hey mamma’s’ (it’s mum, chubs. Stop trying to make mamma work, it’s not gonna work) I just don’t know how to play with the kids because everything I actually do is for show.
As my nan would say - all fur coat no knickers. But imagining that without knickers is a disgusting prospecting. I bet it would look like she was giving birth to a breach Honey Monster (hypno birthing, obviously)

As if she gave the dogs away. Wonder if she’ll try and get rid of Kawasaki and Oxo when she’s sick of them?
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When she's saved enough in club card vouchers to pay for boarding school

I read that as "hippo birthing" both accurate 🤣
 
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arbucklefattyesquire said:
All she inspires me to do is brush my teeth and hair, wear SPF so I don’t age like a microwaved satsuma, keep my tits in my top and try not to be a complete dick.

I cringe when she asks questions on her stories - ‘hey mamma’s’ (it’s mum, chubs. Stop trying to make mamma work, it’s not gonna work) I just don’t know how to play with the kids because everything I actually do is for show.
As my nan would say - all fur coat no knickers. But imagining that without knickers is a disgusting prospecting. I bet it would look like she was giving birth to a breach Honey Monster (hypno birthing, obviously)

As if she gave the dogs away. Wonder if she’ll try and get rid of Kawasaki and Oxo when she’s sick of them?
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A microwaved satsuma 💀 💀 💀 😂
I’m so pleased you’ve stayed and posted again!!!
 
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Theyallneedarealitycheck

Budget shop fnar fnar. Someone suggested doing shopping on a budget on one of her posts where she was being extra up her own hole, bet we get a week of “this cost £15.93 per portion”
 
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arbucklefattyesquire

Whilst I’m here, idea for the next thread title.


Feebs is a boss babe, a mamma who got ‘dis!

With her Tudor titties and her face like a sky dish.
 
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arbucklefattyesquire said:
Whilst I’m here, idea for the next thread title.


Feebs is a boss babe, a mamma who got ‘dis!

With her Tudor titties and her face like a sky dish.
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100% this 🤣🤣🤣 its got it all in there. I love how she's evolved over time from mick, to Henry the sneaky tudor. So many lols on this thread 🤣 😂
 
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Theyallneedarealitycheck

I see two-stroke engines Hunters are back today after parading her cash cow, I mean child in those see through ones last week. Helluva fooking wide brass neck on that one.
 
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MissSwizz

This thread, I’m dying.

Aged satsuma and Tudor titties, FML.

Also, nobody is asking for that sausage carrot pasta recipe, and if you are, try Jamie Oliver’s “pregnant jools pasta” which is similar, but tastier!
 
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That bleeping dinner bell! So naff
Looking forward to seeing her “cheap shop”
Tesco value swan en croute
 
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arbucklefattyesquire said:
All she inspires me to do is brush my teeth and hair, wear SPF so I don’t age like a microwaved satsuma, keep my tits in my top and try not to be a complete dick.

I cringe when she asks questions on her stories - ‘hey mamma’s’ (it’s mum, chubs. Stop trying to make mamma work, it’s not gonna work) I just don’t know how to play with the kids because everything I actually do is for show.
As my nan would say - all fur coat no knickers. But imagining that without knickers is a disgusting prospecting. I bet it would look like she was giving birth to a breach Honey Monster (hypno birthing, obviously)

As if she gave the dogs away. Wonder if she’ll try and get rid of Kawasaki and Oxo when she’s sick of them?
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Microwaved satsuma, I am actually deceased 💀💀☠
 
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Her shopping list had 25 items on it tops. A lot of them veg like sweetcorn so less than £1 per thing and it still cost her over £60.
It isn't a cheap shop at all
 
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arbucklefattyesquire said:
All she inspires me to do is brush my teeth and hair, wear SPF so I don’t age like a microwaved satsuma, keep my tits in my top and try not to be a complete dick.

I cringe when she asks questions on her stories - ‘hey mamma’s’ (it’s mum, chubs. Stop trying to make mamma work, it’s not gonna work) I just don’t know how to play with the kids because everything I actually do is for show.
As my nan would say - all fur coat no knickers. But imagining that without knickers is a disgusting prospecting. I bet it would look like she was giving birth to a breach Honey Monster (hypno birthing, obviously)

As if she gave the dogs away. Wonder if she’ll try and get rid of Kawasaki and Oxo when she’s sick of them?
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these comments 👏🏻 have absolutely made me howl Kawasaki & Oxo 🤣🤣
 
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I have circled ad it took me a while to find, pisses me off no end the sneaky bleeping bag lady
You look a bleeping state
 
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