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Phoebe Court #7
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Super cheap shop, yeah alright pull the other one Henry
maybe theyβll have to get swan leg rather than breast this week... the horror! 
Super cheap shop for Mick, Β£250. Vessie might have to do with two courses for tea rather than three. Does anyone think she gives the kids smaller portions after reading here? She probably gives them more off cameraView attachment 448289
Super cheap shop, yeah alright pull the other one Henry
I swear she's trolling us with 'pheasant'
PHEASANT
I came straight here to mention this too
super cheap shop cos sheβs no Tesco vouchers to do an ad more like.........they will havento get the value foie gras this week instead of Tescoβs finest , my heart bleeds for them having to get by on servant meagre funds this week......clearly ginger shampoo ainβt that lucrative ........View attachment 448289
Super cheap shop, yeah alright pull the other one Henry
and Tudor Titties .....Iβm still laughing at this , I donβt know how but it needs to go into next thread title
Pheasant lol
On the 'Upcoming Orders' story - is she donating Β£1.09 to a Foodbank?? She's blurred out the figure to the left, but the one to the right says Β£1.09. So generous
On the 'Upcoming Orders' story - is she donating Β£1.09 to a Foodbank?? She's blurred out the figure to the left, but the one to the right says Β£1.09. So generous
I think that's correct yup
Nah you've got it wrong there ladies. 1.09 is the cost of her basket as it stands- she hasn't done a full shop yet. Look at the one below, that's 64p....
To secure your slot you have to add something to your basket and check put but most people just add one item and then amend day before it's due.
To secure your slot you have to add something to your basket and check put but most people just add one item and then amend day before it's due.
Ah. Didn't actually look at the date
I presumed it was an old one already done
Scroll a bit further up chubsters avatar makes me giggle like a 12 year old at a one direction concert.....face as big as a satellite right there hehe , I always think itβs moon face from the old enid blyton books I read as a kid when I see that avatar
Mick reposting some of her sycophants stories about how they have been βinspired by swfeebsβ your life must be pretty tit if thatβs where you find inspiration FFS!!
your life must be pretty tit if thatβs where you find inspiration FFS!!Hold up, whatβs not to be inspired by, sheβs a boss babe, boobin mama whoβs been βstyledβ by susie!Mick reposting some of her sycophants stories about how they have been βinspired by swfeebsβ
Iβm tempted to post a picture of a Tudor banquet with a whole roast swan, suckling pig and court jesters and tag King Smugnal #inspiredbyswfeebs #thatssmugwankernotslimmingworld
All she inspires me to do is brush my teeth and hair, wear SPF so I donβt age like a microwaved satsuma, keep my tits in my top and try not to be a complete dick.
I cringe when she asks questions on her stories - βhey mammaβsβ (itβs mum, chubs. Stop trying to make mamma work, itβs not gonna work) I just donβt know how to play with the kids because everything I actually do is for show.
As my nan would say - all fur coat no knickers. But imagining that without knickers is a disgusting prospecting. I bet it would look like she was giving birth to a breach Honey Monster (hypno birthing, obviously)
As if she gave the dogs away. Wonder if sheβll try and get rid of Kawasaki and Oxo when sheβs sick of them?
I cringe when she asks questions on her stories - βhey mammaβsβ (itβs mum, chubs. Stop trying to make mamma work, itβs not gonna work) I just donβt know how to play with the kids because everything I actually do is for show.
As my nan would say - all fur coat no knickers. But imagining that without knickers is a disgusting prospecting. I bet it would look like she was giving birth to a breach Honey Monster (hypno birthing, obviously)
As if she gave the dogs away. Wonder if sheβll try and get rid of Kawasaki and Oxo when sheβs sick of them?
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