Phoebe Court #7

[justfortonight]

Her smug face reaches new levels when she wraps a towel around her head. Cross between a demented Moomin and a care bear

This honestly had me weak from laughter cannot cope.

 

[WhatABore]

I reckon she gets an allowance from her dad. Either that or her dad gave them a large amount for the house (or even bought it for them). She may also have shares in his company which sound give her a windfall every now and then to spend on pastel coloured trainers.

There’s no way they can afford everything they spend on one salary. All the days out, expensive kids shoes etc. Isn’t Jim a bank branch manager? Even on circa £50k they wouldn’t have £700 to spend on climbing frames if they are paying a mortgage and spending what they do on food!
The next question she needs to address is what the fuck they use their two bed annex for?!?!

I think they rent it out as it has its own garden too.
Would explain some of their money!

 

[Dearyme]

Ah I didn't see this before I posted my comment! Dammit! sorry

Must’ve put it at same time could become a nightly game hunt the sneaky beg

 

[Dearyme]

How old is she? I have no idea but I’d put her about 45
The resting the tits on the table has done it for me

Mid 30s i think I might need to go ask my husband do I look that old

 

[ChubClubThug]

Literally howling at “you sly Tudor”

I was too

 

[Shellster]

She wears the same perfume as me. Gutted. Might have to change my lifelong scent.

Me too, don’t think I can ever wear it again!

 

[Irrch]

My husband said face -53 but maybe it’s the old face filter ?
Hands - 75

what is that mess in the orangary ? Gross. Also I hope that’s a Tesco shop given all the ads.

 

[swipe_up]

I also can't help but think she's tagged a big brand like M&S (as sneakily as possible) just before she does a post about her Mum which she knows is going to get sympathetic likes and make her feed look more popular than it is. This is all content. Those are not photos for her own memories or they wouldn't be on the gram and there wouldn't be posed pictures of going to buy flowers etc.

I think this is highly likely & you’re not alone in your thinking xx

 

[Chasingrainbows]

I was influenced into buying those biscuits (by Mother Pukka I think) as I was struggling with breast feeding and my supply. Unfortunately all they did was help me to pile on the pounds...

 

[swipe_up]

I was too

Same

 

[ThiccccSkin]

I know this has been said and done 3,000 times... but this face right here is not that of a 35 year old. I am turning 37 in a few months and I refuse to believe she’s 2 years younger than me. Flatly refuse!

Same!! I can’t believe she’s younger by a couple of years

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

No they aren't... my daughter was due to start nursery in January and because we aren't key workers she cannot attend until all educational settings re open. It totally depends on the nursery setting. Just because they are allowed to take any children doesn't mean that they are.

My first is a similar age to scooter and I am definitely not home schooling her!

Ahh right mine is 2.5 and it’s a private nursery, that’s why hers will be open. We are both key workers

 

[Huffchug]

Eat the frog?!

 

[HeyLetsGo]

She’s so messy that room

 

[ThiccccSkin]

View attachment 439689Show us your birth certificate Feebs

you do the best pics I swear

 

[Crumpet41]

Good morning .. been a bit quieter than normal on the mick front yesterday hasn’t it?

 

[WhatABore]

Haha yeah I didn't think the swearing would be allowed
Ah well, we know for future!

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

I can't stand that bell she rings for dinnertime she's more of a bellend

Maybe she wasn’t allowed the ring the bell at school!

 

[MamaD]

Maybe Tesco sent them to her to do the shop!?

I once took part in a research group and it was in Sainsbury’s. My payment was a gift card for the store.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I reckon she gets an allowance from her dad. Either that or her dad gave them a large amount for the house (or even bought it for them). She may also have shares in his company which sound give her a windfall every now and then to spend on pastel coloured trainers.

There’s no way they can afford everything they spend on one salary. All the days out, expensive kids shoes etc. Isn’t Jim a bank branch manager? Even on circa £50k they wouldn’t have £700 to spend on climbing frames if they are paying a mortgage and spending what they do on food!
The next question she needs to address is what the fuck they use their two bed annex for?!?!

I need these questions answering too in my work branch managers are the same grade as me and the minimum is £42k and the max is £62k