WhatABore
VIP Member
Alan.I wanna know who she’s contacting at the top of the list that she doesn’t want to show
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francesthemute
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Her to-do list is the list of a woman who doesn't have anything actually important to do. It really is embarrassing. How can she believe she's relatable at this point? Who would watch her and think, ooh, she's busy/inspirational/motivating/a fun mum/person?
Wophie
VIP Member
You mean this cameltoe?I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror….the self confidence!! The stance with the legs apart in those dungarees trying to hide her camel toe. If she keeps them is she going to walk like she’s shit herself just to avoid the camel toe?
And I don’t know about anyone else but she loves wearing things she KNOWS Jim will hate? I want my partner to fancy me not be repulsed by me and my clothes
Mancnet
VIP Member
She eats
reallyloveagoodgossip
VIP Member
Mick’s To Do List : -
1. Write a to do list
2. Make breakfast
3. Eat breakfast
4. Blink
5. Do a fashion reel
Oh shit, number 2 should have been ‘Read the to do list’ - now she has to start all over again
1. Write a to do list
2. Make breakfast
3. Eat breakfast
4. Blink
5. Do a fashion reel
Oh shit, number 2 should have been ‘Read the to do list’ - now she has to start all over again
PM_me_hun?
Member
How convenient that Parsleys tantrums calmed down just in time for her to shill another pointless app that helps kids relax. Quick, you can sign up for "free" never use it, forget to cancel after the free trial, then waste £7 per month. 
No wonder she's so overwhelmed all the time, having to log into all these apps to parent her kids for her 
No wonder she's so overwhelmed all the time, having to log into all these apps to parent her kids for her
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LennyBriscoe
VIP Member
Every day is a shocker when you’re with your kids Mick . It’s like the boy who cried wolf - one day you’ll feel like you’re tearing your hair out and everyone will be like “heard it, fungus features. Have a swan’s wing and shut up”
. It’s like the boy who cried wolf - one day you’ll feel like you’re tearing your hair out and everyone will be like “heard it, fungus features. Have a swan’s wing and shut up”lulabellamozzarella
Member
Mick’s meals - how to banquet like a Tudor chasing gout and how to choke your children. Yeah think I’ll pass hun 
Hanging out with all her mates. Oh wait.
Jemi85
VIP Member
Only in the east wing it seems…I thought they took down all the decorations the other day?
Wophie
VIP Member
Most parents would be thinking "aww should have bought the kids they'd love this"
Yourbiggestcritic
Active member
She is 100% reading here! Chucky and wet hair....
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WhatABore
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Because the spare room is technically Feebs for when Vesper gets in bed with Jim. Which means she'd have to go up extra stairs.
Theyallneedarealitycheck
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One story “I haven’t got the space or money to hang onto things” two stories later “oh yeah, we’re off to the Spanish GP and I’ve spent £360 on an Air BnB (plus you’ll need flights too).
Read the room dickhead - that’s the cost of tickets, flights and accommodation which won’t leave much change from a grand plus spends and food while theyre there. Tell me again about how skint you are Feebs. Relatable as fuck.
Read the room dickhead - that’s the cost of tickets, flights and accommodation which won’t leave much change from a grand plus spends and food while theyre there. Tell me again about how skint you are Feebs. Relatable as fuck.
Mmmmmm
VIP Member
She should definitely send back that drying rack and probably the tent too as I am sure her whole family could just camp under one of her massive dressesPortable drying rack that will hold one pair of her pants at a time
