Phoebe Court #24 You ain’t got this mama, it will not pass. Look after your children properly get off your ass

[Notforthegram]

Has anyone ever used this gymondo app before? It is any good? I mean looking at our Feebs it clearly doesn't work, but we all know she only uses it when there is an ad coming up so would be interesting to hear from someone who is actually committed lol

 

[Mamatoo2]

My 5 year old wanted a watch as she sees us wearing our fitbits, she can't tell the time but doesn't want to be left out.... I bought her a £6 digital character watch from Smyths, that'll get forgotten about in a week obviously feebs has to get something OTT when Vesper would have been happy with a disney one

That’s because your obviously a sensible mum who realise a watch like vesper has been given is a bit OTT go a child her age

 

[karen1409]

Those dungarees

 

[MrsB76]

Doing something different that still has you looking like a shaved Ludo from the bog of eternal stench

This just finished me off!

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

Absolutely terrifying screenshots.
The audacity of her trying to advertise hair products when most of the time she walks around looking like a drowned rat because she can't even be bothered to dry her hair.

The second pic, where her hands front trotters are on her head - she is the absolute spit of coriander Poor kid

 

[WhatABore]

Unless I’ve read it wrong is she trying to say that these pictures were both taken today?!

I think so
That's how I read it at least.
Because wasn't it yesterday she was showing her hair wash?

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

Usually just a lurker on this thread..but this is exactly what I imagine her vag looks like.. unpleasant and I sincerely apologise for the mental image
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Crying

 

[WhatABore]

And please keep the manky trotters covered at all times.


Why does she have toothbrushes in the kitchen area????. There can’t only be one bathroom in the Tudor mansion.

They've got 3 bathrooms i think. But do their teeth in the kitchen
Pretty sure there's literally a bathroom outside the kitchen

Just been to look, and they have 3 toilets, 2 bathrooms.

Apparently there isn't one on the ground floor but I'm sure mick has posted photos in the hallway that has a sign saying "WC" or something behind her.

Edited to say there is a "WC" downstairs too. That's her ground floor plan. (cutting out the annexe). Found the photo I was referring to

 

[WhatABore]

Apologies as this has probably been covered loads and I haven’t actively looked at her insta page for ages because it was bad for my MH but what happened to Vespers room up the stairs?

Vesper said she didn't feel like part of the family

 

[WhatABore]

And according to her it's all down to her earnings through instsgram that they can live the life they do....

I imagine she is bringing in quite a bit with her tesco ad along bringing in over 1k per ad

 

[longtimelurker86]

She’s asking how to check what payments are set up to pay from her card. If only she knew someone who worked in finance/ banking who would either know or be able to find someone who knows relatively easily.

Super confused by this, because surely she’s just talking about direct debits or standing orders as payments from your card come out of your bank!?!? Or am I the one who is confused!?

I gave my card details to my wheelie bin cleaning man and it comes out as a direct debit every month from my account

 

[Esbeepea]

Looking at this and her body shape, I think she's had a tummy tuck in the past. She lost like 9/10 stone then put nearly all of it back on. Also shows she must edit her pics that she posts of her stretch marks and chicken ball when she's in a bikini, she looks a lot different here

The tee deffo doesn't fit her, I doubt it ever did but god loves a trier like our mick... she forced that Joanie shit on with gusto

Chicken ball

 

[Wophie]

Would you rather pay for tap water then you wealthy Tudor cunt?

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Yay we’ll have a brand new shiny thread for the dress try-on!

I cannot wait for the gold one

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

I found it really bizarre that “Jim wanted to buy her Creed”. It’s such a specific request. Do we reckon Alan wears it and he wants to buy it for Mick, so that when they’re bumping uglies in the dark, he can fantasise it’s Alan? Something like Baccarat Rouge would surely be a more obvious feminine choice?

He should just get her some Impulse body spray if he wants to disguise her odour of grease/mustiness

She’s also mentioned Narciso Rodriguez in the past which is my favourite (and upsets me immensely she raves about it).

 

[Mamatoo2]

She needs to realise that her kids are learning from her if she is a shouty parent then her kids will become shorty, if she ridicules any one then her kids will to, if she isn’t taking time to listen to her kids then they wont listen either. I very rarely shout at my kids as I no this generally isn’t gonna resolve anything. My kid had a melt down the other day after he was told of for misbehaving & i just sat on the floor & hugged him & he calmed down very quickly & we soon resolved everything. Nothing will change with Herbie if she doesn’t ch age her approach with him

 

[Mmmmmm]

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I used to really like elephants...

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Wow what a sacrifice Pheebs had to make, taking her half nude selfies in her daughter's bedroom. I tell you what, if you weren't such a lazy cunt, you could have made her bed which takes 10 seconds
There must be a gymondo add coming since that's the only time she wears those manky exercise clothes

That’s Vesper’s bedroom? So she’s shoved her up there AND failed to make it a kid’s room in any way?!

She’s literally been shoved into the guest room. Nasty Mick Smugnall

 

[Jemi85]

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I live for your screenshots

 

[lulabellamozzarella]

That last picture has me crying laughing the hairs nearly as big as the forehead, and that's pretty impressive considering!

it’s not just impressive, I think it’s defying the laws of physics