So why read here if it’s going to upset her? Actually Phoebe we are entitled to form opinions of you. In fact, that’s what you want us to do. That’s what being an influencer is.
The fact that we form different opinions to the ones you’d like, is only because of what you show us. We don’t ‘assume’ you hate your kids just for fun, we glean it from the way you talk about them, the way you justify your rages, the way you blame them for everything negative and never look inwards at your own behaviour.
We don’t assume you don’t exercise despite evidence to the contrary - it’s that the evidence is feeble and you are unconvincing. Personally I don’t care if you hit the gym(ondo) twice a day or never at all, but it’s insulting when you try and pass it off as this life-changing app that we should all spend money on.
Money we earn working in Primark, where you abuse the staff, or schools and nurseries, who you undermine constantly, or working to support vulnerable groups of people for little pay and little recognition, while you big yourself up for donating outgrown shoes twice a year.
You are unrelatable and out of touch.
But once upon a time you seemed a bit real and a bit likeable which is why I bothered following you in the first place.
Anyway, that’s my open letter to Phoebe done with
bet she’s quiet over the weekend with her miserable joyless badly-dressed greedy boyfriend around #couplegoals #ifyoulikeitputaringonit