Phoebe Court #16 Tikka tits, clothes don’t fit- Mick is fine cos she thinks she’s lit!

[sunmoonstars]

I actually cannot stand that stupid scrunched up face shes started doing, you dont look cute hun you look like a constipated mr potato head who's overdosed on swan at breakfast.
and for the love of god just dry your hair, you dont have curly hair, you dont need to scrunch it with half a tin of mousse everyday...

 

[SnooperTrooper]

Is this a northern thing to say? Because I had no idea what it meant...

 

[WhatABore]

She's really trying to push up her engagement with all these question boxes

 

[swipe_up]

 

[ChubClubThug]

Couldn’t resist

She literally could be Mr Tumble's twin

 

[Skye green]

New thread title should just be something like

phoebe court: I’m not a stay at home mum. I just stay at home and am a mum

such a tough life she has

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread suggestion: Phoebe Court #17 curry nips and useless tips..Looking like a granny with my dungers up my fanny

 

[longtimelurker86]

Spotted a reel. Ran straight here. Did not disappoint.

There are just no words, sometimes.

 

[Skye green]

My god. She has the WORST sense of style. She looks ridiculous.

 

[WhatABore]

So she's preaching to people about turning lights off... Yet she's literally bought new clothes daily?
As if she needs to be turning lights off to save a few £

 

[Becclo44]

Oh wow she’s the gift that just keeps on giving today isn’t she?!

that new jumpsuit thing is very... erm... bright!

 

[WhatABore]

Also, if that's Herbs room.. Is that just a loose mirror leaning against the wall?

 

[JSquared]

Also, if that's Herbs room.. Is that just a loose mirror leaning against the wall?

That isn’t Herbies room but regardless, if she has kids roaming free, it should be secured

 

[swipe_up]

Oh Mick, thanks for the distraction, got the electrician here, 4 year old refusing to put his pants on and Mr Swipe_Up is doing some DIY

Cup of tea & Mick doing a try on … perfect

 

[Skye green]

It’s the way she says “if this fit it would be amazing”
No.
It wouldn’t.

its absolutely hideous

 

[francesthemute]

1. YOUR BRA DOESN’T FIT YOU

2. Absolutely bleeping gobsmacked that this vacuous bleep thinks getting dressed is a ‘thing’ people choose to do for themselves. I started work at 8 Phoebe love, actual work with actual people and responsibilities. I got dressed because that’s just what you do in the real world.

 

[WhatABore]

That isn’t Herbies room but regardless, if she has kids roaming free, it should be secured

Is that just a spare room? I lose count of the bedrooms
Vespers is upstairs.
Theirs has dark blue walls.
Wasn't sure what herbies has and the other was full of shiy

 

[JSquared]

Is that just a spare room? I lose count of the bedrooms
Vespers is upstairs.
Theirs has dark blue walls.
Wasn't sure what herbies has and the other was full of shiy

I think he has light blue with stars? I could be wrong!

 

[pancakemaker]

Sorry she is going on a spa when she came back from holiday last week so exhausting being on Instagram all day. That hideous scamp and dude item is designed with someone super slim, dark hair and tanned skin to wear.....not size 22 ginger freckle face!

 

[ChubClubThug]

So glad you turned that light off that one time Mick so you can afford to go flaunt your udders in a spa. You must be shattered after being at home for a week after your holiday...