Phoebe Court #15 Do your boobs hang low? I breastfeed don’t you know?

[melonsandlemons]

She will pay someone to break them in for her - like she paid someone to teach her child to ride a bike

She’s missed a trick as you can actually purchase broken in ones, how I don’t know as they would would to their feet not yours but still haha!

 

[Snarky]

I swear she had some DMs before

She did after being styled by susie, and they were the pascals. She said she sent them back because she felt like her feet were huge in them

 

[georgijane]

My feet are an 8 and I ordered some, my husband was like OMG! I looked hilarious

 

[swipe_up]

Can’t wait to see what colourful outfit she teams them with

 

[Esbeepea]

The fact that she calls them DOCTOR Martens means she doesn't deserve them

 

[Becclo44]

I don’t know why but it irrationally annoys me when she says tit like calling Jim and Vesper ‘J’ and ‘V’. Just face it feebs, you’re not cool!

 

[longtimelurker86]

What happened to that other stylist she was supposed to be getting, by the way?! Did she take one look at the fivehead and think ‘duck this it’s too much like hard work’ and legged it?

 

[wonderingtwirl]

I don't think she will. She'd really struggle. Every meal is a banquet. As someone above said she did it to get knocked up and now clearly can't be fucked.

Unlimited pasta will bulk her meals out

 

[Mum123]

Imagine her manky feet in those!! Wow. And also, they may be good value, iv no idea, but the way she just casually says 'oh they were a really good price at £105' like she can just afford to pick them up in passing. Not like you're loaded or owt mick.

 

[Trace]

I had trunchball vibes when she was showing those boots. (When she’s sat at the table scoffing cake and Matilda is hidden under the table, her big fat Black boots moving )

 

[Esbeepea]

Swigging from a can of Bulmers and Jim on the wife beater. Surely she's got 5 different sets of "designer" glassware she can use? Stay classy.

 

[Lynx]

That's a very generous £500+ push present Jim got Feebs after having Vesper. Wonder what she got after having Herb.

 

[ChubClubThug]

That's a very generous £500+ push present Jim got Feebs after having Vesper. Wonder what she got after having Herb.

She's so hard done by though her father felt she needed £200 to spend solely on herself bless her

 

[swipe_up]

Wonder what she got after having Herb.

smugger

 

[ChubClubThug]

That's a very generous £500+ push present Jim got Feebs after having Vesper. Wonder what she got after having Herb.

Fatter

 

[Popsock123]

Anyone seen the chickens lately?

 

[longtimelurker86]

That's a very generous £500+ push present Jim got Feebs after having Vesper. Wonder what she got after having Herb.

Extra inch of forehead

 

[SquiggleWiggle]

Anyone seen the chickens lately?

No but I have seen a number of giant platters with unidentified meat on

 

[Notforthegram]

That's a very generous £500+ push present Jim got Feebs after having Vesper. Wonder what she got after having Herb.

Is that a thing now? Husbands (boyfriends) buying presents for their partner for giving birth? All I got for having my baby is piles and PND ffs. Meanwhile at the Cuntingtons she gets a £500 bag for breathing an offspring out? Mind you, wasn't motorbike like 12lbs at birth? Her vagina must have been in bits after pushing that whopper out.

 

[Mum123]

Didn't vessie just slide out apparently and was a wonderful birth?! No hard work for feebs so no need for any pressie. Smugnal strikes again