Phoebe Court #13 Moped at school, Mick getting mad, have a choking hazard, mummy has an ad

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

Another new thread for everyone’s favourite Tudor! This a real life Horrible Histories lesson
Thanks to @swipe_up for another fab title, although I did have to do a lot of editing to make it fit

The original was - Mopeds at school so Micks getting mad, here have a choking hazard as mummy has an ad

 

[Mum123]

here for the next instalment at tudor towers. So vesper has swimming tonight, after a full day at school. No doubt her rage will be off the scale with her tonight if she dares to be tired and worn out.

 

[wonderingtwirl]

Christ hope there’s a defib machine at the school. She’s so unfit!

 

[Sparkle87]

Get ready for a birthday boomerang in one of her floaty dresses tonight

 

[Lauz2427]

How can she be so out of breath?! Stop talking mick you’re on for a coronary here.

Big Jim better ready for her crusty nips swinging in his face tonight then for the birthday shag

 

[Backseatreader]

When I first started following her years ago I genuinely thought she was an older mum, never would have believed her age!

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I’ve got covid and her breathing legit sounds worse than mine. bleeping lump

 

[Doingitforthegram]

I still can't get over the fact that she is in the same school year as me..... she gets mistaken for motorbikes grandma whilst I get IDd for paracetamol

 

[ThiccccSkin]

How can she be so out of breath?! Stop talking mick you’re on for a coronary here.

Big Jim better ready for her crusty nips swinging in his face tonight then for the birthday shag

exactly what I thought when I saw the birthday card

I still can't get over the fact that she is in the same school year as me..... she gets mistaken for motorbikes grandma whilst I get IDd for paracetamol

Hahaha I can totally relate!

I’ve got covid and her breathing legit sounds worse than mine. bleeping lump

Hope you feel better soon x

 

[Huffchug]

She’s never gonna start that healthy eating kick is she?

 

[IcedGem]

Get ready for a birthday boomerang in one of her floaty dresses tonight

Hope she does a birthday air punch

 

[wonderingtwirl]

I still can't get over the fact that she is in the same school year as me..... she gets mistaken for motorbikes grandma whilst I get IDd for paracetamol

Same here I was 37 last week & no one I went to school with looks as old as her. Even the ones who’ve had a hard life of drink & drugs!

 

[justfortonight]

Swap the candles round and we might be somewhere near the real number, Mick…

 

[Dearyme]

I still can't get over the fact that she is in the same school year as me..... she gets mistaken for motorbikes grandma whilst I get IDd for paracetamol

Ha I think this every time she mentions her age maybe I’m just in denial about how I look

 

[Jemi85]

bleeping hell. My husband is 37 too today, so the exact same date of birth as her and she genuinely looks like she could be his mum!

How old is Jimbo Jet? I refuse to believe he is anything below 55!

 

[WhatABore]

bleeping hell. My husband is 37 too today, so the exact same date of birth as her and she genuinely looks like she could be his mum!

How old is Jimbo Jet? I refuse to believe he is anything below 55!

Pretty sure he's the same age or a year older. Something like that. Very close

 

[Jemi85]

Pretty sure he's the same age or a year older. Something like that. Very close

Surely not

 

[Mum123]

Why are they both just so bleeping ancient though really

 

[swipe_up]

Yay new thread day and on Wee Jimmy Krankies birthday too

The popcorn and yogurt pizzas are on me

 

[ChubClubThug]

Another new thread for everyone’s favourite Tudor! This a real life Horrible Histories lesson
Thanks to @swipe_up for another fab title, although I did have to do a lot of editing to make it fit

The original was - Mopeds at school so Micks getting mad, here have a choking hazard as mummy has an ad

Your profile pic is wonderful

Super thread title as always