First time commenting on this thread but was up to speed reading it all here when he straight-away-came-out-slowly-after-nearly-thirty-years. I've also watched the video of him in the pub with that young lad - the runner who he met at acting school aged 13 iirc. Syphilis took him under his ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ alright. Oops, I meant wing, silly me.
In honour of this ̶ ̶s̶e̶m̶e̶n̶ moment, thought I'd pen a little ̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶y̶ . Bloody hell, I meant seminal and ditty!
A Special Limerick for a special glob of molecules
There once was a dastardly diva
Whose blood rushed up like a fever
When he got the boot
Oh what a hoot
His fag hag is next, ho heave her