Pep Guardiola #2 Cityzen, Legend, DILF

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Fuck me, have Spurs not bothered to turn up today?

Are you all watching the other semi-final this afternoon? Not sure what would be more fun - seeing Brighton smash United, or a Manchester derby final.

 

[Just Drive]

Wait wait, Kevs adopted?

No, he lived with a foster family when he left home to train at the academy. The foster parents told his parents they don’t want him back because he was “too introverted.” The cruelty! Kevin attended school and trained, all day every day. Was he meant to drop all that and be chatty and go to parties?? Idiot people. I hope they feel like shit now.

Snap @Gossgossgoss9888 and @futbolista

 

[Just Drive]

She’s still in high school. Cris and her could come out.

think last year they did

Imagine that note. “Please excuse Valentina from school on 9th May as she has to be in Madrid to witness her father enact revenge.” (If her teachers are United fans, they’ll give her extra work. )

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

This doesn’t sound so terrible. If he can manage to get to the bench?? Maybe he just tweaked it

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Do you ever think how can anyone not support city . As well as being amazing at football they’re all so likeable.

 

[futbolista]

Fuck me, have Spurs not bothered to turn up today?

Are you all watching the other semi-final this afternoon? Not sure what would be more fun - seeing Brighton smash United, or a Manchester derby final.

Will keep tabs on this match. I’m not sure who I want to play against. A win against the neighbors would be more satisfying. But would love to see united lose today also.

 

[Just Drive]

Match ready.

 

[futbolista]

Sending out the minion

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I sAw a few on Twitter saying kalvin had like 53000 but I thought everyone was just pissin around voting for him?? When I looked ake kev and haaland had more than him. No way could they have given it kalvin. They may as well give it Gomez instead

Imagine the painful conversation of, "you've had thousands of votes, but you know you don't deserve them, right?"

 

[Donald23]

Wags in Madrid - Sara, Taylor(plus sibling and friend surgery has not gone well for her, Sasha, possibly Sergio girlfriend, Ines has gone quite so possibly flying back
I just want Ma Foden

 

[Just Drive]

@Donald23 I just saw Ines’ stories from the game and her selfie with the President of the Manchester Tourism Board aka Mrs. Gundo. Glad they made it.
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All the ghost erling posts. I’m sorry tell me where Balon D’or Benzema was

Benzema was irrelevant. I’m still laughing at the RM fans. They couldn’t even beat us at home. Pretty pathetic for a club that “owns” the CL, eh?

 

[Just Drive]

Pep always knows how to wind up the rags.

 

[Just Drive]

Right, come on, Pep - give the boys a nice drink of water, get them in their pyjamas and send them to bed. Quiet chats and cuddles, then lights out and sleepy times. No noise til breakfast.

I agree. They need to rest up and recover. No shenanigans.

Saw this on Reddit View attachment 2139350

Also pep is always so quotable

Love the “nahcity”.

Pep. Never change, sir.

 

[futbolista]

Omg how have I only just discovered this thread . Still catching up but loving all the City talk. This is our year. I am sick to death of hearing gobshites say “but you haven’t won the champions league” . It’s coming baby, it’s coming
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Can I like this 1000 times . Being slightly over dramatic here, growing up in Manchester with Fergie and his gang of numpties winning everything and bring so cocky ruined my teen years and 20s. Real Madrid do not worry me, Arsenal do not worry me, but if those dirty red scumbags can spoil our treble by playing dirty they will.

Welcome friend! Glad you found us. This is Pep’s rave thread as well as all things city chat and safe space.

I’m anxious. Praying to the universe and football gods to be kind. I am also tired of the no UCL shit talk. Would love Pep to win a UCL trophy at City.

So make yourself at home and see you tomorrow for the match.

 

[Donald23]

Okay these are cute
Here’s what I’ve taken from it
- no one cares about Gundo that’s why he’s invisible
- Julian had a printing error
- ortega now has pierced ears
- John and Ruben have spent too much time together
- akanji, Kevin and Jack actually look like them

 

[olivia321]

This is the definition of team work makes the dream work.

I LOVE THIS TEAM



This has been posted everywhere. Loser Ben white grabbing foden. But I cannot get over how tall Rodri is standing next to Erl. Give me that grandpa shorts wearing man

I’m dying to know what the beef’s about. I love how all the players jumped to Phil’s defence little Bernandoooo thinks he’s Floyd Mayweather

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I am always nervous bc exhaustion and matches that should have been a cake walk but for several reasons were not.

I think pep will start with regulars and then hopefully sub but who knows bc pep hates subs . people need rest and others need play time. Not sure if Ortega will be at goal or Eddy. I hope Julian can come in bc last time Erl was terrorized by Godfrey but we did get the best Erl content of the year from that match.



Honestly why couldn’t this match have been tomorrow so we can more rest between matches? SO LAME

Why does it need to be played at all. Give them a week off and the three points

 

[Donald23]

This is the definition of team work makes the dream work.

I LOVE THIS TEAM



This has been posted everywhere. Loser Ben white grabbing foden. But I cannot get over how tall Rodri is standing next to Erl. Give me that grandpa shorts wearing man

Wonder what he said. Where is ma foden when you need here

 

[Miss Sally]

I'll be watching the Coronation, well the main part not 2hrs before it starts! Each to their own.
Yes agree Fuck Big Sam and his team Hooe they get battered Big Erl hat trick before half time just be happy with a win tbh. Get that

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Kev looking all tired and grey on the touchline