Sorry to drag the thread back OT, but wanted to answer this one. Your bf isn’t guaranteed to get oral thrush if he gives you oral sex when you have vaginal/vulval thrush but it certainly is a risk. Plus, his saliva can temporarily change the pH of your vulva/vagina, making it less acidic and more hospitable to the thrush yeast already there, thus perpetuating your existing infection. Honestly, it’s best to hold off any sexual contact involving your vulva until you are clearUmmm, I have a question! Waves hand nervously!
If I have thrush and my chap licks my bush does his tongue get thrush, so then we just end up with a never ending round of cottage cheese in panties and on tongue? Is that how it works?
And if so then him doing that isn't nice and saucy and 'yehhaaaaaa I am finally getting my rocks bang off after boring Bob sex' its actually not watching out for their best healths.
Agar is 'orrible telling all the things. I'd hate for my live mate to tell all my dead tales like that.
Though I tried rimming once, I just laughed when he opened his cheeks, it's tooooo funny, just looking at 'em there, I want to get my marker pen out more than my tongue. I guess its a 'feels better than it looks' situation. I'd laugh too much these days and put their mood right off, or me false teef would fall out
Not to start the bumming and rimming again but…She was probably talking about anal sex, which was illegal (in the UK) between a man and a woman right up until 1994. I worked for the police in the late 80's, and can remember several rape and sexual assault cases where "buggery", as it was called then, was included in the charges against the defendants. I daresay that it's still illegal in quite a few countries?
Anal sex wasn't really a "thing" back in the 80's-90's, or at least, it wasn't spoken about. It's only been normalised since the internet gave us hardcore porn at the touch of a screen. Although it clearly was a "thing" for many people, I can remember years ago, it being referred to as "Irish contraception"!
I shall warn Mr Merton should the occasion ever arise that he gets hungry for some curd, thank you Nurse Mongoose. Fortunately though I haven't had thrush for years, waheyyyyyyy. Oi, oi, get here Mr Merton, it's tea time!Sorry to drag the thread back OT, but wanted to answer this one. Your bf isn’t guaranteed to get oral thrush if he gives you oral sex when you have vaginal/vulval thrush but it certainly is a risk. Plus, his saliva can temporarily change the pH of your vulva/vagina, making it less acidic and more hospitable to the thrush yeast already there, thus perpetuating your existing infection. Honestly, it’s best to hold off any sexual contact involving your vulva until you are clear
Brings a whole new meaning to fishy fanny
probably how the infection started
Yet in that article, the tragedy of Peaches’s demise is laid out before the reader.
Same here tbf...……….poppers were def used in the rave years but most def for sniffing only…….well in my experience anyway
Still have the odd dabble from time to time. One rave a year is plenty for me these days. 
This made me laugh so much I woke the baby, who I’m trying to put down to sleep
This is so well put. If you’re not already a writer, you should become one.
Brings a whole new meaning to fishy fanny
to be fair, I can’t remember the details and I’m not going to look! The oyster was slid over her body but I can’t recall its proximity to her fanny Think he put in her fandango with his tongue and then sucked it out again. It was a while ago I read the book though lol
Aw shucks @sheleg thank you.This made me laugh so much I woke the baby, who I’m trying to put down to sleep
This is so well put. If you’re not already a writer, you should become one.
Christ on a bike
Whaaaaat?! It was a 3some?
I can't be doing with oysters. They look like someone has sneezed on a seashell. I definitely don't want them anywhere near my ladybits!
