Oh sweet Jesus, that is very Brooklyn-esque, no wonder people took the piss out of her. The references to the cobbled streets of London - did she grow up in Dickensian times?Remember when Peaches lived in New York with her first husband Max, and wrote a column for NYLON magazine? She got absolutely slated and mocked. Tbf not surprisingly as they were incredibly pretentious. Almost like a parody - but they weren't. Brooklyn Beckham reminds me a bit of her (though I think she was far brighter than him). Aimless, but overly confident. Both would have benefitted from not being born to famous parents or having unearned money.
Anyway here is her first article for NYLON.
How long was she married to Max for?