Pascale Banks

[it’s not been changed?!]

Yes, she is!
Are they together? Does anyone know anything?
She must be in heaven

All her stories are giving me the ick.

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

How do we know Kats having marriage trouble? I love her but must have missed it. I thought her marriage was rock solid.

I did think the getting together on Christmas Day was weird.

Go over to her tattle post, lots about it discussed there. But basically, endless trips away, lots of pics of her drapped over other men, no wedding ring for months, no mention of him at all for months, no mention or sight of him for her 50th bday party, and a recent story slagging him off re childcare responsibilities. She’s defo a single Pringle like Pascale.

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

No doubt wants Neil to see

Morto for her. Grow up Pascale, you fool.

 

[BedheadEd]

Crikey her current posts are not selling Bulgaria to me as a ski holiday destination. Far too much grey slush!

 

[CecBear]

I don’t even known what to say about the ring. Unbelievable

 

[Linkylu]

Bit offensive to her sons to describe the trip with the just on the scene boyfriend as ‘the best time with the best human’

Like she cares

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

Speak of the devil… she’s back to posting him on her stories and tagging him constantly. The matching shoes story… 🫣

My kids would pull me aside and have a serious word.

 

[imjustbored]

Ha ha yeah I came to post that - hmm but we think you protest too much though Pascale, I’m not so sure you were ever really going! Just jealous of your BFF Kat!

Why has she got to do that stupid mouth opening pose

 

[loubylou50]

Did anyone else see the Insta stories of Pascale and her obnoxious friends at the Next A/W preview event last night? They remind me of the worst cool-girl crowd at school, always trying desperately to be centre of attention whilst everyone else in the room is rolling their eyes at them

 

[imjustbored]

I’m curious now
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Isn’t he living his best gay life in east London? Assume the boys go to school in seven oaks, so not sure how that works? Unless she leaves them home alone? They’re 14/15 right? Still in need of a parents presence.

It looks like she’s in a new relationship

 

[imjustbored]

As in related to Sir Paul???

Yes it’s his nephew.

 

[imjustbored]

Tired doing what. Absolutely fuck all

 

[Tagga]

She worked in financial services before - not sure what capacity. She only stopped comparatively recently.

She was working as a Junior Paraplanner in London before becoming a full time « influencer »

 

[Lizzymint]

What is it with these Sweaty Betty Leggings Seriously it’s crotch shots galore from her and Beggy Lee , do we need sparkly leggings for a dog walk , wearing a different coat almost every single day ... don’t forget to Swipe Up & or Use her code

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

Omg where have I been?
I didn’t know Pascale or Kat for that matter had separated
Have they both said anything???
I’m not shocked I’m just surprised I didn’t even suspect anything.
Definitely something happened in Paris with those six ….
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Ok I have finally caught up ! Just a few pages and it’s all clear!
she has made quite a few hints regarding her new found single status!
I’m sure all this going out is because she is at home on her own most of the time or she does want to meet someone new !
That house is just now too much for her

And they've not long bought that house and it needs a LOT of work. Watch out for the For Sale sign.

 

[imjustbored]

And really how much spare cash does the ex have with his job and 2 houses - one of which is a large dump needing extensive refurbishment.

The sellers must’ve seen them coming

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

I don’t know why, and I might be completely wrong, but I’m starting to wonder if Pascale’s split from her husband? She hasn’t mentioned him on stories for ages, and the lady grid post photo of him was 1st July. She also isn’t wearing her wedding rings any more I stand corrected if I’m wrong obviously, just something that occurred to me!

She hasn't appeared on my feed for months actually. I'd forgotten about her. They did always appear to be very "together" and lovey dovey. I hope that's still the case.

 

[Nancy Knows]

Goodness. Just seen her latest post. What an utter chav - all those labels shouldn’t be worn at once. No class - looks like a bridge & tunnel person

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

And I definitely feel that at some point we’re going to get a bland little story from Pascale about how she and her husband have amicably split, still best of friends for their boys, respect our privacy blah blah blah

For sure. Bet her management ( rolled my eyes whilst writing that). Have told her to hide it for now. How sad.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I honestly guffawed when I saw the story.
Putting on her cv “PA to a z list influencer”