Well if Lula wants a trampoline, she should have one! Don’t let a little thing like a global pandemic or national lockdown get in the way of relentless consumerism. Oh, and definitely buy something that could result in a broken bone at a time when the NHS is beyond stretched. Excellent life choices.
Actually, Rach, that was sarcasm. You should tell your precious wombfruit that she will have to wait for her trampoline because PEOPLE ARE DYING, and we need our delivery drivers for important stuff like delivering medicines and food to those that can’t get out (not won’t but CANNOT) and our NHS staff to save lives not treat kids who’ve been pissing about on trampolines.