Surely he just needs to drop the price? Properties are still selling, apart from where the seller is delusional and they still expect sky high prices now the era of low interest rates is well and truly over.
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I'm officially too old for this thread. 
OJ's Patreon levels are ... interesting. Top tier is £100 a month and he has 1,125 Patrons according to this link. At least he's actually providing some content for it unlike Mx Monroe.
Minimum £3 x 1,125 per month.
Minimum £3 x 1,125 per month.
I’m sure he will find a nice transman to settle down with.
Don't worry, this lot constantly have me googling things like Jimmy Nail and feeling like an actual foetus.I'm officially too old for this thread.
ETA I googled again and the song that song actually was released when I was a foetus.
I think Owen is the saddest man in Britain. Or by saying that does that make me the saddest?
If he’s leaving a joint mortgage and moving on to a single mortgage as a single man, at a time when it’s hard to get a mortgage deal for less than 6% interest, then I’m not surprised he’s feeling a bit sore. Mind you with a minimum £3700 a month income from Patreon and no doubt a hefty deposit, I’m sure this committed socialist will be absolutely fine.
“All property is theft” eh Owen.
Even if he does find himself temporarily priced out of a bouji pied a terre in North London, he can always rent until the market stabilises, or until he finds a “pair of broody lesbians” to inseminate.
Unlike jack he does actually do a fair bit of work so even without the patreon will be making a decent amount.
Although with this drop off the patreon money (which could easily be currently 6 figures a year) won't be continuing indefinitely
Although with this drop off the patreon money (which could easily be currently 6 figures a year) won't be continuing indefinitely
Patreon + salary + Youtube + royalties from (4?) books = wealthy little OJ
No need for him to eat Jack's slop, it's oysters and caviar all the way for the champagne socialist.
No need for him to eat Jack's slop, it's oysters and caviar all the way for the champagne socialist.
Properties haven’t even dropped in price just yet. They will do but if his is in london he will probably be fine. It is just attention seeking I think
So glad he never located a broody lesbian willing to carry his baby (or was it his partner's I forget). Hopefully that hunt continues to be unsuccessful for little OJ (murderer status unknown).
God can you imagine how sanctimonious he would be to the baby's mother? She won't be able to fo anything right! I doubt she would be able to have her own opinion on anything without him being patronising in some way or other.
'Sanctimonious' is actually the baby's name. Sanctimonious Jones, non-binary of course.
OJ being a head on Twitter shocker. For context, the photo showed a perfectly normal group of people, mostly middle aged and a few elderly.
Didn’t he narrowly avoid cancellation last year for saying he wouldn’t shag a transman?
Little OJ adds ageism to his why OJ is a bleep list.
Someone should remind him his approaching his 40s, and far too old to play at enfant terribles.
Weird flex. At 38, OJ is no spring chicken himself.
Ageism is so pathetic. Old people have more experience, knowledge and wisdom of life and human psychology. They tend to be more forgiving and empathetic. They’re also less tolerant of bullshit. In most non Western cultures, elders are worthy of great respect. It’s only really the anglophone west that has this weird fetishised worship of youth, and that only really dates from the 1960s.
Yes OJ did once indicate that trans men weren’t his thing, but has since backtracked. OJ also believes it’s bigoted to point out that biological females exist…although he magically seems to know what biological females are when he’s looking for “broody lesbians” to inseminate. It is a mystery.
Now he’s single it’s perfect timing for him to date a trans man and have a baby together surely.
He's been hitting the gym hard and enjoying being single I think
OMG he actually looks quite fit.