Online dating horror stories!

liarliarliar said:

Hahaha this thread is hilarious

Not a bad story really but when I was about 17 I joined a sugar daddy site as a joke and got chatting to this guy. He was 49, pretty handsome and I liked older men. He was new to the site, had split with his wife and offered to pay me a monthly amount to go out with him a few times as he was lonely. I was too scared to meet him in reality as the site was creepy but he used to ring me often and we ended up really good friends and he used to give me the best advice. Bless him, I do wonder what he’s up to these days [emoji87] Wish I took him up on his offer looking back [emoji1787]

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Catwinky said:

This is a new one for me...
When all seems normal then he announces all he wants to do is make you fat
No fucking chance pal it took me a year to get back into topshop jeans, I ain't giving it all up to so you can jack off to my muffin top.
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Beachbabe said:

This thread has filled me hope from some of you and made me feel better about life, that weird dates don’t just happen to me!

One blokes teeth kept falling out as he spoke and just spent the whole time slagging his ex off. When I got up to leave, he did actually say to me there won’t be a second date will there? [emoji23]
One bloke after two dates ranted at me that I was incredibly selfish for not wanting more children and when I said I didn’t want to see him again told me I had a fat head and his ex thought so too. [emoji85]

There are some crazies out there but I’m hoping one day someone will be out there for me. Ten years down the line I’m not that hopeful [emoji51]

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Catwinky said:

Sometimes they don't want me because i'm too 'full on'. I'm struggling to console myself
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Curly said:

My last one (I think) . I had met a guy online messaged back and forth for ages met up few times. He was literally the perfect guy and HOT. I was out one night and so was he ended up meeting up and agreeing to go back to his. He met my friends they all loved him bla bla bla. He was dressed amazing, clean, not a hair out of place etc so I expected a half decent house. Stepped out the taxi in a housing scheme that I can only compare to shameless. I thought ok ok don’t judge until we stepped into his ‘house’. I use that term very loosely....a crack den would have been more inviting [emoji1785][emoji1785][emoji1785] 3am I’m stuck in a shite hole flat in a random town, go to the toilet to make a SOS call to fucking anyone and it was like a scene from trainspotting [emoji24][emoji24] THE worst house I’ve ever entered!!!

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Meg1912 said:

So I take it as in nothing happened between the two of you at his place?! [emoji85][emoji85] He was the perfect guy and hot!! [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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Catwinky said:

And they say women are too picky.....
Part of me really wants to read the 'indepth list' though
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Catwinky said:

How did I resist this sexual athlete?!
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SavetheDrama said:

Online dating is absolutely wild. I can't believe the stuff I'm reading! I swear if my marriage doesn’t work out I’m heading straight for a nunnery

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Deepsigh2018 said:

Im actually gutted my most recent messages have been boring just guys saying hi and a few actual decent guys having a nice conversation. These two guys though such catches

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Deepsigh2018 said:

Im actually gutted my most recent messages have been boring just guys saying hi and a few actual decent guys having a nice conversation. These two guys though such catches

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