NZ Influencers #56

[Humdog]

But she's soooooo happy about it - yeah right!! Heading right back to where she started with all the drinking she does!

Funny as. I’m soooooooo happy with all my weight gain. Rightio Doris, brahhhh!.
Hope the buyers all like their clothes unwashed and with various foundation/fake tan/ alcohol stains. Cos that’s what you get sent. Fact. Don’t even try to return them. Then you get the real moley appear.

 

[hashtagmytruth]

They, whoever they are, recommend expressing colostrum from 36 weeks, certainly didn’t do it in my day, you simply popped the baby out and fed them

In my day we just smoked a pack of durries and chucked them on a bottle. Whats the world come to with all thei pc breastfeeding nonsense

 

[unfluencer90]

I still don't understand why she went this short lol

She looks like one of those dogs with fluffy floppy ears

 

[Okelydokely]

Geez I love it when Influencers say "happy monday" or "thank God it's Friday!"

They literally have no job.... they're not doing the 9-5 like the rest of us.
They're not doing spreadsheet reports, serving customers, turning patients, teaching 25+ children.

They're pottering round the house, maybe a spot of vacuuming, maybe a coffee with a friend, maybe an op shop, or the groceries. All the tit we have to wait til our days off to do.

If you've ever watched Downton Abbey you'll know the famous line "what's a weekend?"

 

[rheanna231]

Ellie bellie marie kondoed her wardrobe.
She also made her bed this morning and said "we have done one thing today". Like you count that as one thing kay hun you deserve a pie and coffee now xx

 

[askmeanythingbutalsodon't]

Did anyone see eatlitfood post the snippet from a podcast about being an influencer and how it's piss easy work and anyone who says otherwise is full of tit also said he was raking in 30k a month sometimes!! I actually love him, he doesn't mince words and I'm here for it

 

[rheanna231]

Did anyone see eatlitfood post the snippet from a podcast about being an influencer and how it's piss easy work and anyone who says otherwise is full of tit also said he was raking in 30k a month sometimes!! I actually love him, he doesn't mince words and I'm here for it

Hahaha tit he makes 30k a month just by making food review?! (Plus free food on expensive restaurant)🥲🥲🥲🥲 thats the sort of life i want! Eating and getting paid.

 

[askmeanythingbutalsodon't]

Ellie bellie marie kondoed her wardrobe.
She also made her bed this morning and said "we have done one thing today". Like you count that as one thing kay hun you deserve a pie and coffee now xx

Also laughing at her saying she hasn't got time to sell her clothes. HON YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME

 

[rheanna231]

Also laughing at her saying she hasn't got time to sell her clothes. HON YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME

RIGHT?! LIKE BRO YOU DONT HAVE A JOB. WHAT ARE YOU BUSY WITH

 

[I Need a Name]

I still don't understand why she went this short lol

That’s unfortunate…
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I totally get 'you do you' when it comes to feeding your baby however you choose, totally understand. My thoughts on the colostrum collecting is why actually do it in the first place though? I'm confused, like why not just get baby on the breast after birth (if possible of course) for their colostrum feeds until your milk comes in?

I'm not meaning to be disrespectful in any way, I'm probably just old fashioned ha ha, but sometimes I feel like pregnancy, birth, breastfeeding and parenting has become unnecessarily super complicated. Is it so the associated professionals and businesses can 'cash in' on new trends?

Please don't come at me, I'm just trying to understand why colostrum collection before birth is now a thing

The colostrum can be really useful if baby is struggling to regulate their blood sugar (it will be used in place of formula or sucrose), or if Mum and baby need to be separated post birth.

 

[snarkersusie]

Also laughing at her saying she hasn't got time to sell her clothes. HON YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME

Don’t be silly, she has Kmart and thrift shop trips to complete!

 

[getmeofftheinternet]

Can someone tell Angel that her dad is not funny and no one actually cares what he says..

 

[AmIanInfluencerYet?]

I truely don’t think Hannah Courtney can read the room. Back handedly bragging about losing so much weight she’s barely a size 6, and spending $500 on a black mini skirt (that she’ll wear where exactly?? She’s a SAHM of a baby on the coast?? But never mind that.) I get the impression she’s quite bored. And I’m sorry but the only people I honest to God don’t judge for buying expensive designer are the likes of Abby Plested who are WEALTHY. The rest are putting it on credit card/Afterpay or are just flushing their money away on some weird Ruby dress they’ll wear twice before they deem it “out”. At least Danni Duncan outfit repeats and thrifts. Even if she complains while doing it lol lol.

 

[rheanna231]

I truely don’t think Hannah Courtney can read the room. Back handedly bragging about losing so much weight she’s barely a size 6, and spending $500 on a black mini skirt (that she’ll wear where exactly?? She’s a SAHM of a baby on the coast?? But never mind that.) I get the impression she’s quite bored. And I’m sorry but the only people I honest to God don’t judge for buying expensive designer are the likes of Abby Plested who are WEALTHY. The rest are putting it on credit card/Afterpay or are just flushing their money away on some weird Ruby dress they’ll wear twice before they deem it “out”. At least Danni Duncan outfit repeats and thrifts. Even if she complains while doing it lol lol.

Wait til she discovers Tattle.

 

[mostlyheretolurk]

Payments for the 2022/2023 tax year are due this week if you have an accountant/use HNRY so that’s probably what she needs to pay. She should be setting some aside each week or using HNRY to hold on to it any pay it. Silly.

Ah I see thank you. It isn’t that her lack of income has stuffed her tax rates. It is that she hasn’t paid her 2022/2023 bill and has no money to pay it. A bill she has had a year to pay. I pay my own tax and it really isn’t hard to put a % away each month then pay the IRD bill as soon as it comes in. She is an idiot for spending her tax money on pies and books.

 

[rheanna231]

Ah I see thank you. It isn’t that her lack of income has stuffed her tax rates. It is that she hasn’t paid her 2022/2023 bill and has no money to pay it. A bill she has had a year to pay. I pay my own tax and it really isn’t hard to put a % away each month then pay the IRD bill as soon as it comes in. She is an idiot for spending her tax money on pies and books.

Again why does she have a tax bill when she literally has no income?

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Ah I see thank you. It isn’t that her lack of income has stuffed her tax rates. It is that she hasn’t paid her 2022/2023 bill and has no money to pay it. A bill she has had a year to pay. I pay my own tax and it really isn’t hard to put a % away each month then pay the IRD bill as soon as it comes in. She is an idiot for spending her tax money on pies and books.

Her and her fucken books. She must spend a fortune on kindle. It’s like it hasn’t occurred to her that she can use a library.
Wonder what her end of year pie spend would be. Bet it’s more than her taxes lol.
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Again why does she have a tax bill when she literally has no income?

It’s her bill from the previous tax year, when she was still “influencing”. Did promos for New World and Powershop and other crappy companies. Lost her vanish contract to LFYDs though, ewww.

 

[shh77]

I truely don’t think Hannah Courtney can read the room. Back handedly bragging about losing so much weight she’s barely a size 6, and spending $500 on a black mini skirt (that she’ll wear where exactly?? She’s a SAHM of a baby on the coast?? But never mind that.) I get the impression she’s quite bored. And I’m sorry but the only people I honest to God don’t judge for buying expensive designer are the likes of Abby Plested who are WEALTHY. The rest are putting it on credit card/Afterpay or are just flushing their money away on some weird Ruby dress they’ll wear twice before they deem it “out”. At least Danni Duncan outfit repeats and thrifts. Even if she complains while doing it lol lol.

Did you see the “humble brag” post “1 year post partum and where has my
dUmP tRuCk gone?” …

 

[Bluntastitganache]

Her and her fucken books. She must spend a fortune on kindle. It’s like it hasn’t occurred to her that she can use a library.
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It’s her bill from the previous tax year, when she was still “influencing”. Did promos for New World and Powershop and other crappy companies. Lost her vanish contract to LFYDs though, ewww.

Re: MFM

Who thinks Phil (the drop kick) is going to do the same thing he did last year - which was take her out for dinner to discuss “money” and her “spending “.
Which she will ignore as per usual.

And Hannah (Dora the Explorer) Courtney will NEVER influence me to do or buy anything- because she is a nobody gob.

FYI - I’m going to enter Molly’s competition Doris - it’s for a “make up workshop” but since I don’t have 10 friends 10 ppl here are gonna have to come to it if I win !!

 

[imunemployedanditsfriday]

Wait til she discovers Tattle.

Aww I hope she never does discover us.
I’m low key loving that she’s done that to her hair and nobody in her life has told her it looks bleeping awful 🥲