She went live early as she is hungover and knackered and wants an early night.
She bought a dress she absolutely loved in the sale for £13 and only spent £18 all night because they made friends with lads from Liverpool who bought them drinks.... They were drug dealers. So she's quite happy to have her night paid for by drug dealers but slags off Adrian constantly because of drugs.
Everyone was so young that she felt like she was 20 again and forgot she was 36..... Yeah we noticed that by the mutton dressed as lamb look you went for.
One of the guys was talking to her and another girl wasn't happy and kept telling Jo to get out of her face but Jo was drunk and wasn't really aware of what was happening but did say to the girl say please, and then moved away. The girl went for Jo but Abbie got in her way, the girl threw her drink over Abbie who then threw hers back, the girl went for Abbie so Abbie punched her in the face. Told you they were classy!
They left the club but apparently Abbies brother in law owns it and said this girl is nuts and is barred from all the places in Newquay.
Brats got his dummy in his gob.
She's booked for them and her mum to go to cbeebies land next month and to stay in the cbeebies Hotel for two nights, it's £200 per night but it's a special treat and with the cost of living it will be more expensive next year. In peak times it's £700 a night.
They go at the end of march and will go to Alton Towers waterworld before coming home.
She's definitely not going abroad this year, its too expensive, seven days is too long and she would be exhausted and it's too long and tiring, she won't be able to relax and enjoy it because she will have to be watching him all the time.
She's going to save the money every year for ten years and when he's 13 take him to Disneyland Florida.
Going to spend the summer exploring different parts of Cornwall and going on trains.
She's had to block some supporters over the lorry posts, she doesn't need negativity and if you leave it long enough the trolls will out themselves.
She says they are from the hate group (Tattle) they just twist everything she says like she's only mentioning holidays because she wants supporters to pay for it...... Obviously she doesn't read here, that's what she knows is the kind of thing they are saying, she doesn't need to read it because she knows!
Funny thing is apart from possibly one or two it wasn't Tattlers who were disagreeing with her lorry posts! I know for sure one of the main ones she blocked has actually been a supporter a long time and has stuck up for Jo loads in the past but as usual Jo can't cope with anyone having a different opinion to herself.
She said she thinks a couple of people left reviews on the garage but she didn't ask anyone to do it, if she had wanted them to she would have come right out and asked.
If people leave a review it's up to them. She's blocked the people who insulted others and jumped on the bandwagon saying Jo named the garage on purpose to make them do it etc
Says she can't be done for slander because it's true, her post has done it's job of warning people to take pics etc before taking cars to a garage.
They have lost her custom and that of her friends and family.
They treated her like
tit so they don't deserve to be in business and karma is a
witch. She won't go to jail for telling the truth but they will be in trouble for deleting the footage.
She wants to write lyrics or a poem as she used to do it lots, she was going to do it to Queens we will rock you..... Except she can't remember the band or the song or the actual words
Starts telling lowen he's going to see his friends at school tomorrow and he says no and starts whining, she says tell everyone you have no nappy on and he says I've got no nappy on because we need them from the shop!
She says No it's because you are a big boy and use a potty. She takes his dummy off him and says he shouldn't have this but he's tired and I'm hungover ie it keeps him quiet.
He's "singing" row row row your boat but it's very unclear and then he's just shouting and babbling rubbish.
She told preschool he's loud and extrovert but she doesn't want them to stop him being him as long as he's kind and has manners leave the rest of him alone.
She said he was having melt downs about sitting at his table to eat, she smacked him lightly and he laughed so she shouted and he told her not to shout at him.
But she thinks he's really good and she doesn't have much trouble with him apart from his meltdowns.
And then he calls her a
head!!
Lots of supporters saying in the comments that he did and she giggles and says yes.
And then she makes him cry by saying nanny doesn't want to see him, she's had enough of him. He's really upset and first she laughs and says stop being dramatic but then has to say sorry because he's genuinely upset.
Starts talking about her "poem" she wants to write, just because it will be funny and it will make her feel better and she will have the last laugh over them.
They have got away with it, she's not going to pay loads of money out to get the lorry looking perfect. Which just proves exactly what we said, she thought they would admit liability and do the work or she would be able to claim and get the money for having the work done.
Says people keep saying Lowens come on so much since going to preschool but it's not the preschool it's HER!!! SHE'S done all the work with him, everything he knows is because of her! Her mum says he's much better since preschool but SHE'S been teaching him colours and parts of the body and yes preschool will help but SHE'S the one who has been putting in all the work since he was very young!
And then she says.... Get ready for this guys, you will be amazed by this incredible piece of information from Jo, professional equestrian, vet, horse massage therapist and now apparently an expert in child development..... Because according to Jo She believes "he will understand more in three months time than he does now because as they get older they learn to understand more!"
Well
duck me with a smoked kipper, I never would have known that Jo and I'm sure you have taught all of us Tattlers something new, thank you so much for that wonderful insight, what would we do without you?!
I tell you what in return for that superb nugget of info I'll help you with your poem/song about the lorry situation shall I? I'm pretty sure you only came up with the idea because of the wonderful poems I've written for you on here.
No need to thank me, honestly, it will be an absolute pleasure to take the piss out of you and post it to the garage for their amusement!