omg the thousand-yard-stare after getting probed is so funnyThanks to a commenter under one of Niomi's IG posts for the thread title suggestion.
Well something strange has just happened. Niomi is not wearing theirstar and has not mentioned since that one brief IG story.
In completely unrelated news Jamie White has been in Texas exploring himself
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It does have a 'you had to be there man' like a Vietnam veteran look about itomg the thousand-yard-stare after getting probed is so funny
We don’t know for sure but they haven’t mentioned each other since Niomi’s story about being back together and Nims is not wearing her ring in her latest stories! She’s also back in London and presumably alone.Wait…how do we know they have broken off their engagement again? what did I miss?!? I want the tea but don’t want to look for it lol
Talking about 'getting back to it', then showing off all her clothes and jewellery (minus engagement ring) as 'so many of you have asked'???? And then her bloody hair.We don’t know for sure but they haven’t mentioned each other since Niomi’s story about being back together and Nims is not wearing her ring in her latest stories! She’s also back in London and presumably alone.
Excuse me....Men always put weird things up their bum, maybe the ring is there.
She also appears to be back living in the shed which she hates and was not able to sell.We don’t know for sure but they haven’t mentioned each other since Niomi’s story about being back together and Nims is not wearing her ring in her latest stories! She’s also back in London and presumably alone.
Imagine receiving your mom's five engagement rings for your 18th birthday.What if it was all about the ring the whole time? She most likely gave it back to him impulsively when she dumped him and later regretted it as she'd like to keep it as a trophy of her desirability. So she reunited with him for that one week and then acted too busy to see him once she had the ring.
Joey tricked her out of keeping his which must have stung. I'm sure Tezza had a talk with her how good of an investment and heirloom they make.
Niomi follows both Human Garbage and Garbage Garry on Instagram. I'm pretty sure she started following Garry while Lordon was in Texas having his butt probed.I’d wager Lordon caught her when she was having a bad week, feeling particularly low and he convinced her to fly to SA where he love-bombed her. We know he was showing off his “work”, rebranding his IG and seemingly living it up in a swanky beach front apartment in Capetown… He basically catfished her. And she was vulnerable enough to fall for it. But then as soon as he got that ring back on her finger he dropped the act and went back to his lazy, culty ways, leading to a very short lived re-engagement. Just a theory.
Edit: I’d like to believe Nims Googled Garbage Gary, and when learning of his criminal past, challenged Lordon on his affiliation with him.
Actually, I did think she might not be wearing the ring because she has now decided to keep her private life (including engagement ring) off Instagram - and just use Instagram in a 'professional' capacity.OR they've decided to play games with her followers and ramp up the mystery for engagement. She NEEDS followers for new promo deals.
If she is going to travel as much as she used to (because, let's face it, what would she do in London long term? She has nothing to do except go out for coffee and hair appointments), the shed is perfect. It's not great, but we have discussed that it's actually awesome for a single person (without books and other things you amass when you have interests) in London. She could redecorate a little to make it her own. She never gave that place a chance. More space would be wasted on her, to be honest. And she has time to burn, might as well go to coffee shops in Notting Hill and get her calorie-burning steps in.Re the shed, I think it could be a good and humbling experience for her to be back there. Teach her that she needs to be a grown up, own her decisions and stick something out even though she doesn’t like it. In the real world people can’t just up and leave a place simply because they don’t like it. Yes, move eventually but give it 6-12 months first rather than making yet another rash decision. (Or piss away money living in hotels, wtf was that?!)
I’ve already disclosed that I actually quite like the shed. It may not be her preferred area and absolutely she should look to move to the location she wants, but staying in the place she actually owns in the meantime isn’t exactly a squalid hardship.
My God, I wish I could delete this image from my mind forever. He's beyond disgusting. Him and everyone he associates with. I just cannot picture Niomi SEEING this footage.Thanks to a commenter under one of Niomi's IG posts for the thread title suggestion.
Well something strange has just happened. Niomi is not wearing theirstar and has not mentioned since that one brief IG story.
In completely unrelated news Jamie White has been in Texas exploring himself
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