NitrousOxide
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It's patheticher accent is so fucking FAKEEE. bitch, people who naturally have that accent don't seem like they have a stick stuck up their arse the whole time (meaning it's an effort for her to keep it up).
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It's patheticher accent is so fucking FAKEEE. bitch, people who naturally have that accent don't seem like they have a stick stuck up their arse the whole time (meaning it's an effort for her to keep it up).
This does not look like a good time to meNow I don’t know anything about yoga, I’m not educated on the subject in the slightest - but this doesn’t seem like yoga to me…
To me, it looks like people in pain, uncomfortably struggling to force their bodies in to obscure poses just to show off/post to social media.
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that post is from jamie's storiesBarcelona? I thought she was in India!
They were also fighting aboutThe other half is watching Grand Tour and I’m not really interested so musing over the whole sitch. My thought process is something like this:
1. They were fighting about where to live
2. She voiced her feelings/concerns about not having a home base and wanting to settle down
3. He tried to convince her that they don’t need that, the way they were living, bouncing from place to place, was just fine
4. She threw a hissy fit saying if they didn’t do it her way then the wedding was off
5. They split
6. She was smug about being back in London
7. He set about showing off on IG, pretending to be a successful coach, living it up in a fancy apartment in Cape Town
8. Reality set in for her and she was lonely/miserable in London and about being single again
9. He preyed on her vulnerability/insecurities and convinced her to come to Cape Town
10. She caved and went to Cape Town
11. He love bombed her with a wine tour
12. They agreed to “compromise” - I think they’ll buy property together in the UK that will serve as a base, but they’ll continue to travel every few weeks to different destinations
13. Wedding is back on
THE END
oh, next thread title suggestion: Niomi Smart #81: Niomi & Donkey - Part Deux: Manipulation Wins
On the Sampoorna blurb about it they give the timetable including meal times. Starts at 7am which isn't too bad - some other places have 4am starts. The whole place is a big self contained 'village' just off the beach. I think you can either have dorm space, shared rooms or a private villa depending on cost obv. No doubt Dim will have the private one. Not sure about curfew and if you can just bugger off for the day, probably discouraged.Sorry but this yoga thing seems like it's a glorified summer camp for adults. Maybe it's just me, but It just seems so unappealing to be stuck with a bunch of strangers 24/7. Do they have things like a curfew and meal times? Do they have roommates? Idk, I personally wouldn't want to pay a premium to be infantilized like that.
I have wondered if Lydia Hawken is a secret Tattler. I think she might read here, at least.
It really looks like her, I can see her sweet little personality, good jobOff topic. Lino print of Cassie from a fine art printing course I'm doing. Original photo too. Tried to capture her character.![]()
You beat me to it.Vocab checklist for spiritual wannabes:
Awe
Connection
Growth
Journey x loads
Practices
Vulnerability
Energy
Deepened
Profound
Connection (again)
Transformative
Personal growth journey
A* for having no original thoughts.
Brilliant!Can we?
Niomi Smart #: The return of the donkey
That was amazing haha! I also feel like I've seen it somewhere before ( her screen shot, not your wordsGa ga ooh la la, bad romance
She looks like she’s feeling cold here.Oh thank God she found a coconut! The food and accommodation aren't quite what she is used to, but a coconut is reassuring.
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Looking prissy at a birthday celebration.
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Has she named the place even once?Maybe this yoga training has been gifted to her. Makes sense if this school is craving social media attention
As if she ate that. A bite and not more. She's looking extra haggard but also bloated in the face somehow (I haven't been on here as much so I noticed the continued weight loss) .Wot!!No blueberries???? 🫐🫐🫐
£222 is for the 'founding tier'. It's like £8 a month at the normal level. Still obviously a rip off and it bewilders me anyone is paying it!It’s £222 per year isn’t it? £18.50 per month! Sorry, I just can’t get over the fact that people not only signed up for this but aren’t complaining. She pretty much buggered off to Sussex and then Goa within about a couple of weeks of opening subscriptions.
"the light is also white" omg dead... this is amazing, I have to show this to my husband, he hates those Bali dudes!
This made me think of Jamie and his circle.![]()
Ha maybe! Honestly the way he's been aging since he clamed on her his birthday might be every other month these daysIsn’t his birthday early May?
She seems to take that giant smudge stick wherever she goes. I find that a bit disturbing.