Amazing recap.Quick Recap:
Donks displayed his moobs and pouch to full effect in a mesh tank, paired with leather shorts (breakfasts were lost all across Tattle!), and filmed the festivities for his wank bank while his mouth seemingly remained open the entire time.
Minor detail but wasn't it actually 50%?Quick Recap:
- Nims hosted a 25% off sale on Stupid Skinout of the goodness of her heartfor an apparent clearance sale (consensus is that Stupid Skin may be going the way of Stupid Chats or whatever the short-lived podcast was called).
Haha this is absolutely pahhhhhfect. Great punQuick Recap:
- Nims and Donks are working very hard in Bali (i.e., pointless navel gazing and teetering handstands).
- Nims attended a sex party in her undies with Donks, hosted by one of the latter’s cultiest contacts. Nims looked like a miserable old leather shoe all the while. Donks displayed his moobs and pouch to full effect in a mesh tank, paired with leather shorts (breakfasts were lost all across Tattle!), and filmed the festivities for his wank bank while his mouth seemingly remained open the entire time.
- Nims is now ‘embracing the darkness’ but NOT the Shadows (even just a hint of criticism or slightly critical query still gets blocked faster than you can say kundalini).
- Nims hosted a 25% off sale on Stupid Skinout of the goodness of her heartfor an apparent clearance sale (consensus is that Stupid Skin may be going the way of Stupid Chats or whatever the short-lived podcast was called).
- Nims is ‘back on YouTube’ with two poorly-edited nonsense videos filmed on her phone because tee-hee she’s such a newbie vlogger.
- In one of said nonsense videos, Nims has self-diagnosed herself with yet another ailment (some gut issue or gluten intolerance?—couldn’t actually stomach the video myself).
- Nims also moaned about the ‘dead energy’ in her luxury villa’s swimming pool because of chemicals or something (meanwhile, our chemical-free queen’s hair still looks like the after effects of a nuclear catastrophe).
- THE BLEED.
- Nims was feeling sad aboutthe shitshow that is her lifebad vibes and instead of seeing a much-needed therapist, Donks took her to visit the tree she, without a hint of irony, still refers to as ‘Grandmother Willow’. Nims took the opportunity to whinge about construction (probably for villas and other amenities for worthless influencer leeches such as herself).
- Lifecoach Nims is seemingly imminent, as she’s under the incredible delusion that she’s accomplished something and ‘would love to share her journey’ (i.e., downward spiral) with others.
- Her bare arse continued to feature prominently and repeatedly, as suggested by the title.
- Finally, Nims has extended her love of equine beasts to an (actual) horse, who like all people and animals in Bali has a very special connection with Awakened Kundalini Goddess Nims and is not merely tolerating her for money or a sugar cube, she’ll have you know.
I can'tDonks displayed his moobs and pouch to full effect in a mesh tank
Yes I think elopement with just close family there potentially. And in Bali of course and then registry office in Dublin (not London or Brighton of course because Lordon hates her) . As a traditional wedding will be too reminisce of the wedding she had planned with her Dreamy Joe. Imagine you had planned the whole wedding. Her dress, venue, invites, flowers, maid of honour, and then he dumped her. Or did she catch him cheating. We still don’t know do we?Going back to what we were saying about their wedding, I have a feeling they won't have a traditional wedding, I mean she hasn't got any friends left to invite and it won't be in keeping with her new woo woo persona. I think he will convince her to essentially elope to be different (he hasn't got friends either). And she'll probably do an instagram post announcing it as a 'surprise' in the hope that people from her past will see that someone in fact married her, pictures taken with a hired professional photographer of course.
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Haha this is absolutely pahhhhhfect. Great pun
Wearing a white bridal kinda dress tooAmazing recap by @Hannah Banana
Hilarious that they planned a ridiculous OTT honeymoon-esque dinner on Joe’s birthday, that can’t be a coincidence. But, for me, nothing will top the time she recycled the gushing birthday post originally written for Joe’s 30th, on Forky’s birthday gatheringahh memories of the good ol’days
Î thought it was a slip or a nightgown? She seems to never wear proper clothes these days, only bikinis / underwear.Wearing a white bridal kinda dress too
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