Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

[Shutterbug99]

Do you guys know if she has deleted this commment?

I didn't see that comment when I scrolled through just now.

What do they mean by the 'step-father in law' comment? I don't get it.

 

[pipinGO]

Surprised she is not deleting those comments.

I can’t see the comments. They have been deleted I guess.

 

[Lionsden]

Spoiler: Bradley, the Alpha male.

Is it what an Alpha is about?

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He's super short.

 

[Lionsden]

There's no way she'd make a post if it wasn't a chance for her to show off her boobs and appeal to the male gaze

Is she already looking for a man again?

 

[#ad#aff]

Does anyone know the story with her biological father? I don’t think Niomi has ever addressed this?

Verity was pregnant very young. I’m guessing he just didn’t stick around. Bet big T loved the scandal, she probably sent her off to one of those homes for ‘girls who act out’ to give birth.

 

[Callan]

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i swear they never read what they write before posting. Required skill to be an influencer.

Also some of the recipes she shows are really good.

Oh her food definitely looks better than what Holly aka Avocado Chef makes, she had photos from her Yoga event in the park and the plate of food she showed looked very meh...

 

[elizabethok]

I also think it's the right hand. So that would make it her married finger in the UK if I'm not mistaken. Also to any of you who got married, on which hand do you wear your wedding ring? I'm not married and until recently had not idea it varies depending on the country!

I love that I didn’t even consider the mirror how silly of me !! it’s been a long day in my defence

 

[aehn]

Oh no, she won’t spend any more money. She’ll probably sell her shed, keep the money and live her best life with Jamie. Well, as long as he’s available. And if things don’t work out with him, she probably already has some back ups who she can be naked with full-time, since she seems to wear less and less clothes every time she has a new dude.

 

[Nitfey]

Back to London means back to her random boring content about signs and gifted beauty treatments.

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As usual the exclusive F up hair look. Geez she is so boring, dumb and purposeless...

 

[irvinelane]

Well, that way, she can never be held accountable for anything going wrong. She's either the victim (being dumped was horrendous, but it was the universe's way of telling her Jo wasn't right for her) or a super hero (she manifested her suitcase being found). Sorted.

This makes me think that she’s probably gonna do a Q&A very soon, answering her own questions about signs and fake happiness.

 

[SarahN]

Omg her lips..

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The makeup is such a fail.

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And the eyebrows !!

 

[Slaybutter]

This looks like an opal, not moonstone. Hmmmm

she wouuuld I think it’s hard to tell them apart from this pic tho

 

[Slaybutter]

Lol no, I just mean that she's over 40, clearly, and doesn't look like a centerfold so according to Forky, no bueno...

Still can't get over him defending the use of the word "female" every week.. you can say that a dog or cat is a female if they are female, but the word "woman" wouldn't be used on anything else than a human right? He's just so disrespectful, especially since he admitted to people saying something about it.

ohhhh forky just keeps giving gifts out to women all around haha

 

[irvinelane]

I’ve been in Baahli for so long define « so long ».

Speaking of Baahli, where is Jamie?

Verity bought her a membership at the Royal Academy of Arts for her birthday not sure she’s the kind of person who can enjoy and appreciate arts, but whatever. She probably thinks she’s gonna find Frida Kahlo everywhere and reach the climax of the right path.

*art not arts

 

[QueenBW]

I also think it's the right hand. So that would make it her married finger in the UK if I'm not mistaken. Also to any of you who got married, on which hand do you wear your wedding ring? I'm not married and until recently had not idea it varies depending on the country!

Lol. No. It's not like driving on the opposite side of the road. The left finger is also the engagement ring finger in the UK. As in most Western countries.

 

[irvinelane]

Right. I still don't get it. They posted 'lichor' but maybe meant liquor (?) Are they implying that her step-father is an alcoholic and thus prematurely aged? This comment is a mystery to me! Haha!

Isn't her step-father a dermatologist ?

Oh dermatologist. I was wondering what a thermatologist was I have no idea what she means in the last part of her comment, but all I know is that it must hurt Niomi really bad to read the name of Joe Woodward three times (+ ex-fiancé)

 

[Nitfey]

It’s a meme! This originated on a Dua Lipa video, but definitely fits Niomi’s lack of content.

Oh man poor dua lipa it fits perfectly to nimnim

 

[Shutterbug99]

You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…

Probably this:

The 12 Steps of OA

www.overeatersanonymous.ie

 

[L0vestory]

Lol. No. It's not like driving on the opposite side of the road. The left finger is also the engagement ring finger in the UK. As in most Western countries.

Well no, you’re wrong. It does differ depending on the country, same as many traditions vary per the country, not just what ‘side of the road’ you drive on

 

[CallItAsItIs]

She hid the number of likes on that photo. Last I checked it was only 9000 ish likes and that was 15 hours after posting.

No wonder…it’s such an awkward shot. Like, how long was she doing a crunch to get that?