Niomi Smart #36 On her deathbed still talking 'bout Joe, Niomi please just Let It Go!

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All the photos of her with Joe, sorry Joeyyyyy she just radiates out smugness. I reckon we could see her aura of smug from space.

I do think her current look and attitude with Fork are more of the real her, the photos that have been uploaded of when she was with Marcus seem more like this Niomi too. All very long hair that is bleached to it's limit, revealing, flirty clothing and the constant socialising with a drink in hand. (Also she is clearly eating fish at the resort isn't she?) Now, the woman she was with Joe - or who she showed her auidence she was then - that was all an act. I believe she was so enthralled by him and how attractive she found him (salivating over a photo of him when Charlotte went on a date with him) that she began to act in a way she thought he would like and then the whole thing snowballed.

With the fork she seems to be reverting to her true nature, this may be unpopular but I think they are very well suited. I might go out on a limb and say I wouldn't be shocked if she had an accidental / oopsy pregnancy by this time next year, but probably no wedding for at least five. They'll move into a larger rented house in London so he can keep his clients and she'll have the shed as an air bnb. Mummy wellness guides will follow, getting back your pelvic floor with my workout guide available on the getitdone app. My green juice meal replacement guide for breastfeeding, all on the app etc.
Babies require unlimited patience and kindness, that would be very trying for them.

Reading your comment made me wonder if she really fell deeply for Joe and curated a persona she thought he would like/want to be with.. or something like that versus just being herself. And that's what's still biting her on the ass as she alludes to stuff like that in her desperation podcasts. That she never got to be herself somehow. Well if this is her then YIKES.
 
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You can definitely tell that she was in love in those photos with Joe. Absolutely none of that in pictures with Forky. I think she uses him to make it seem like she's moved on. She absolutely thought about Joe multiple times during this holiday hiking/watching the sunset etc.
I agree! There’s literally zero chemistry between them even if they’ve been spending so much time together. It’s not working and it won’t work, drop it Niomi!
 
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Forky can give a private tour on how to age your dry dead soul by 40 years, maybe selling it the starting point.
 
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Ok I'm very tired and just finally caught up on pages and pages of this thread and HOLY GUACAMOLE Y'ALL ARE THE GREATEST. What a hilarious, catty, and uncommonly kind bunch of people.

OnlyForks absolutely killed me licherally dead.
 
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I haven't stumbled upon this thread in ages cos 1) I unfollowed Niomi ages ago because no one annoyed me more from the Brit Crew, I have never ever got so disgusted with how fake someone is and how she used her followers when it suited her, changing her narrative just based on what was happening with her, aka when she was with Joe she'd constantly post and show off but the second she got broken up with, suddenly post quotes "talking to her followers" about how it's fine to have a bad day etc, like... where was the community effort when you were loved up? and 2) She just makes me feel rage. Like pure rage. She's a self centered narcissist and I don't like it.

BUT I somehow was having obviously such a crap morning that I decided to torture myself and go on her Instagram and SHE'S STILL AT 1.4m. This feels like a joke at this point. She's been 1.4m for so long. How is this even possible??? I'm honestly just posting on here to rant about the fact that she still has this many followers, the EXACT same amount. Something feels so shady. It's just like she's using it as some sort of status symbol at the top of her instagram for when all these "new" followers come around and think she's some hot tit. The fact it hasn't increased or decreased at all in all these years, when she's literally a nobody
 
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I haven't stumbled upon this thread in ages cos 1) I unfollowed Niomi ages ago because no one annoyed me more from the Brit Crew, I have never ever got so disgusted with how fake someone is and how she used her followers when it suited her, changing her narrative just based on what was happening with her, aka when she was with Joe she'd constantly post and show off but the second she got broken up with, suddenly post quotes "talking to her followers" about how it's fine to have a bad day etc, like... where was the community effort when you were loved up? and 2) She just makes me feel rage. Like pure rage. She's a self centered narcissist and I don't like it.

BUT I somehow was having obviously such a crap morning that I decided to torture myself and go on her Instagram and SHE'S STILL AT 1.4m. This feels like a joke at this point. She's been 1.4m for so long. How is this even possible??? I'm honestly just posting on here to rant about the fact that she still has this many followers, the EXACT same amount. Something feels so shady. It's just like she's using it as some sort of status symbol at the top of her instagram for when all these "new" followers come around and think she's some hot tit. The fact it hasn't increased or decreased at all in all these years, when she's literally a nobody
She is losing followers but at a very slow pace. I metioned it here before that I am looking at her numbers regularly. I started doing this in summer when she had 1 450 000 followers, now she has 1 429 000. She will drop to 1,3 M this year. I think that in 5 years she will be irrelevant to most of her followers. She doesnt seem to mature with age and even if she is a mother in 5 years, she will continue with whinning about how hard mothershood is while still being extremely privileged and free of many strugles regular mothers have. I guess that puts off her audience even more. Her chances of gaining new followers decrease in time. Young people will most likely follow influencers close their own age.
 
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If you look at her YT Social Blade you can see she's not doing well either:

Screenshot 2022-02-08 at 11-36-53 Niomi Smart's YouTube Stats (Summary Profile) - Social Blade...png


Screenshot 2022-02-08 at 11-37-47 Niomi Smart's YouTube Stats (Summary Profile) - Social Blade...png


I don't have a SB account so I can't access her IG SB for now, I'll make an account later so I can check it and screenshot it. Definitely losing subscribers.
 
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Sorry for the double post, I couldn't edit it anymore. Here are her IG stats:

Screenshot 2022-02-08 at 12-32-41 Niomi Smart's Instagram Stats Summary Profile (Social Blade ...png


She lost 4.4k followers and that is a ~31% IMPROVEMENT from the month before. So losing 4.4k followers is a good month for her.

Screenshot 2022-02-08 at 12-32-59 Niomi Smart's Instagram Stats Summary Profile (Social Blade ...png


Screenshot 2022-02-08 at 12-33-19 Niomi Smart's Instagram Stats Summary Profile (Social Blade ...png


I think it's interesting to look at "Monthy Gained Followers" (the first one) here. As soon as she's losing followers for a while she suddenly has these really odd spikes that come out of nowhere and are not in line with the current trend. It seems like she/gleam is buying bots there to up her followers a bit again without making it look too suspicious.
 
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That bikini top looks really baggy on her, she’d be better off giving it to Forky, 😂 you’d struggle finding a bikini top that doesn’t look baggy on her.
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I find it interesting that Niomi always looks a bit heavier in Bradley's posts than in her own. She must be making a lot of changes to make herself look a certain way / pose in her "best angle". Clearly show how curated everything is.
I recently watched a video from Greg Doucette that the UK (and Ireland?) wanted to make a law that you have to tell your audience you enhanged/altered your content (just like you have to state it's an AD). Can you imagine Niomi's panic having to admit none of her smart skin pics are real.
 
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Absolutely and there’s no way her bum is as big or round as she posted in this pic, it’s heavily shaded and carefully posed.
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