One of the most annoying things about Niomi are the comments her fans write, cause they make me gag.
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I'm sorry, but I simply don't picture Niomi as a lawyer. Nothing against her being a lawyer, but she is too passive and never opines on anything. She would never be able to deal with people who disagree with her or those who provide a different stance on a matter. Unless she was planning on being a legal counsel at some beauty clinic chain or small fashion house, I simply don't see it.
I spent 5 years in law school myself in a pretty cut-throat programme with other aspiring lawyers (who are now qualified lawyers). They're the polar opposite of Niomi on so many levels. Niomi wouldn't last a day in a law firm or any corporate environment for that matter.
Niomi as a lawyer "How do I delete this comment?" lolz.
She'd do well in a content review analyst job at Accenture, Twitter or Facebook lol.
Wow, she used to be so much more toned (not properly but, ya know, for her)! 
And I don’t mean that euphemistically, she was thin but looked good, more healthy. Now, she is showing far more ribs, but her stomach is softer. She truly is wasting away 
And I don’t mean that euphemistically, she was thin but looked good, more healthy. Now, she is showing far more ribs, but her stomach is softer. She truly is wasting away 
Ooo. I bet you’re right! Or she booked this trip to make up for her sad feelings after last weeks NOT wedding day
She should just go offline. Posting in the manner she has lately only makes her look sad. She’s probably trying to project that she’s living her best life but when you’re trying this hard — it’s clearly a facade.
She was so beautiful with the darker hair. I really don't like this bleach blonde, "look at me" version of Niomi we currently have because it doesn't feel authentic at all.
Because i hate myself apparently, i just skimmed quickly through her YouTube and, she seems to derail during or after the the 2nd lockdown, maybe after the time she realised that it is really really over and DJ will never come back because he started a new relationship?
She was frustrated about the second lockdown because she wanted to just go and be "busy" in London....and than she did go into the Madness.
The first video after the break up where she is doing the skin care routine, she really seems heartbroken and genuine. First time and last time but I really felt that (I have never watched it before). the rest is just simply fake. ("Those years were full of love!" "Journaling is helping blah blah")
And oh boy the fish tank ...when she sits in her "garage" and babling about that she needs a routine, you can feel she is just tired of pretending to be a free and carefree and going out. I think she understood that her routine could not be the same and went on another get away
I'm honestly surprised that her entourage instead of helping out her evident misery, is just forcing the narrative (hey Tanya blugh lol) that she just should be carefree and should take advantage of her young and wild life. She needs serious therapy to work on that break up. She has evidently no motivation to post on youtube and ig is only to show herself.
Ps: I came across one vlog where she just of course woke up really early to go to the gym and then was roaming around the neighborhood. Joe was sleeping. Who is doing that?? I prefer to wake up next to my partner and spend the morning together. Or prepare coffee breakfast...She is so weird...ugh
She was frustrated about the second lockdown because she wanted to just go and be "busy" in London....and than she did go into the Madness.
The first video after the break up where she is doing the skin care routine, she really seems heartbroken and genuine. First time and last time but I really felt that (I have never watched it before). the rest is just simply fake. ("Those years were full of love!" "Journaling is helping blah blah")
And oh boy the fish tank ...when she sits in her "garage" and babling about that she needs a routine, you can feel she is just tired of pretending to be a free and carefree and going out. I think she understood that her routine could not be the same and went on another get away
I'm honestly surprised that her entourage instead of helping out her evident misery, is just forcing the narrative (hey Tanya blugh lol) that she just should be carefree and should take advantage of her young and wild life. She needs serious therapy to work on that break up. She has evidently no motivation to post on youtube and ig is only to show herself.Ps: I came across one vlog where she just of course woke up really early to go to the gym and then was roaming around the neighborhood. Joe was sleeping. Who is doing that??
I prefer to wake up next to my partner and spend the morning together. Or prepare coffee breakfast...She is so weird...ugh
I’ve had a bit too much red wine, now sitting here thinking about how much I love you, my tattle friends 
Oooh love you too my tattle friends 
cheers to YOU! ( I just finish my coffee haha )
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I think her mum and grandma just care about her finding the next man and getting married, they don’t seem to really care about her mental health.
Tbh I think she should have been completely honest about the reason why they spilt up, be real and raw, rather than making out she’s now so happy.
On the other hand she doesn’t want Joe to see her still sad and depressed but I honestly don’t think he even looks at her social media, he’s not bothered about her, if he did he would have never split up with her and would have spent the rest of his life with Niomi.
She should have just stopped doing YouTube and stick to Instagram, there’s plenty of people who are successful without YouTube.
She needs to find herself and be authentic and real, if she loves her smoothie bowls and fitness and prefers staying in the house watching a film on a weekend just own it, if everyone was the same life would be boring there’s no shame in being a homebody.
Why Niomi is trying to be someone else she’ll never be happy.
Tbh I think she should have been completely honest about the reason why they spilt up, be real and raw, rather than making out she’s now so happy.
On the other hand she doesn’t want Joe to see her still sad and depressed but I honestly don’t think he even looks at her social media, he’s not bothered about her, if he did he would have never split up with her and would have spent the rest of his life with Niomi.
She should have just stopped doing YouTube and stick to Instagram, there’s plenty of people who are successful without YouTube.
She needs to find herself and be authentic and real, if she loves her smoothie bowls and fitness and prefers staying in the house watching a film on a weekend just own it, if everyone was the same life would be boring there’s no shame in being a homebody.
Why Niomi is trying to be someone else she’ll never be happy.
I sincerely hope most of her fans are children because by God, how much of a complete and utter sad case of an adult human being must you be to simp for someone as basic as Niomi?
Drinking & TattlingI’ve had a bit too much red wine, now sitting here thinking about how much I love you, my tattle friends
Happy friday friend!
If I may ask, do the hats mean anything?
This caption is a literal clusterfuck
WHAT DID I SAY!
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Well, I go to IKEA when in need of house stuff , Niomi goes to Greece
Is she ever home ? She’s in the cotswolds now, it seems. Really hating her house isn’t she ! So much for getting into a routine !
Was wondering the same thing ! Looks like someone’s turned on st Patrick’s day !!If I may ask, do the hats mean anything?
But there is a fireplace. Someone needs to be there with her to make a fire. She surely does not have this ability.
Soooo….is this their relationship announcement or more bait?
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