Sheabutter
VIP Member
He is an actual safety hazard
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He is an actual safety hazard
milanolo
Active member
I'm still firmly in the camp of they're not boinking and this is all just a pathetic ploy for more attention. He's made it super clear that they're just mates and he blatantly showed screenshots of how his engagement jumped after that first pic with Dimbo. Honestly, Bradley "Blue Steel" Simmonds looks like he'd rather go for a girl like Anna over someone like Dimbo. As much as Dimbo tries to SWF Anna, any guy would be able to make out that it's all a sham within 5 minutes of being in the same room as her.
Lol I imagine their conversation rotated through just three topics during their 5 hour car ride:
Lol I imagine their conversation rotated through just three topics during their 5 hour car ride:
- Dimbo + Forky genius for making people believe they're dating.
- Dimbo flips hair and pouts. Forky does Blue Steel smolder. Take picture. Repeat.
- Wow. Gifted car goes vroom vroom.
sitkx
VIP Member
Oh God; seeing them side by side is next level of cringe…how are they not embarrassed to be posting this shite
uhhhhhhcanwejust
Active member
Do we think she flies first class on her own dime or cheaps out? We never see her enjoying in flight service so....
Callan
VIP Member
^ They are so pathetic about that, that trip was over the weekend and now it's Wednesday and they are still posting, I bet they were losing their shit when IG was out cause those two parasites couldn't spend their day posting about how much fun they had. They are truly addicted to the most meaningless things, they live a life that they won't remember in 4-5 years.
judgejohndeed
VIP Member
Anyone else reckon her behaviour is getting more erratic because Joe has gone completely quiet as well. It’s like she’s trying harder and harder to goad him into posting something or responding. Sorry Dumbobs, DJ doesn’t care if you’re doing boring missionary with BTEC Johnny Bravo 
KissedaFrog
Member
Every time I see her hair these days I’m overwhelmed with an urge to dye it back to that nice chestnut brown, cut those dry ends off, trim it into a shoulder length bob, and possibly even add some bangs.
Right now she looks like a barbie doll that’s been through the wars with those plastic brushes. He’s likely not even with the rebound these days, Nims. No need to emulate her anymore.
Right now she looks like a barbie doll that’s been through the wars with those plastic brushes. He’s likely not even with the rebound these days, Nims. No need to emulate her anymore.
coriander
VIP Member
The way she eats definitely defines her, it's literally her entire personality. Now she turns around and acts like people have labelled her all along, go and watch your own videos Nims you passive aggressive wanker
Secretadmirer
VIP Member
I’m not sure why but I get weird vibes from that Bradley guy and I get weird vibes from them two together like they seem awkward around one another? But to go for a weekend away says to me there’s definitely something going on, whether it’s fairly casual or if they’re actually an item but I’m sure they wouldn’t go as ‘friends’ for a cosy weekends away
weekend gateways are usually for people who work during the week…what exactly is she getting away from, Santorini was probably such a stressful trip for her that the only way she can relax is going on another trip…she’s so delusional it hurts
Mr.Mistoffelees
Chatty Member
What a staggering difference compared to her last boyfriend reveal. If I recall correctly, a couple of viewers pointed out a framed photo of her and Joe in one of her vlogmases, so she decided to address it and she did so in quite an elegant manner. She was private with her relationship at the beginning, but I guess the #couplegoals comments got to her head eventually, so she changed her mind and started parading Joe around on her social media.
lilamay
VIP Member
It's been very amusing looking through all the different influencers' content creators' interpretations of the brief 
Alfie Deyes... 'The lights are on but no-one's home. Ft. a dirty trainer sole.'
I did find one to rival Dimbobs. Because this is totally the sort of outfit you wear when you're chilling out watching TV at home right?
Alfie Deyes... 'The lights are on but no-one's home. Ft. a dirty trainer sole.'
I did find one to rival Dimbobs. Because this is totally the sort of outfit you wear when you're chilling out watching TV at home right?
Ramster93
Chatty Member
He definitely asked himself this Q - he's so icky and sweaty and pubey - don't ask why, he just is!! Haha.Does this mean Niomi is NOT his type?
Giraffee95
Chatty Member
I bloody hope Niomi is shagging Bradley. If your gonna go to all that effort of going away together, and posting each others stories, making a pointed effort of spending time together the least you could do is actually shag.
I doubt they are in a proper relationship, at least not one where they imagine a future together. He seems quite sleazy? And she's not anywhere near over Joey
I doubt they are in a proper relationship, at least not one where they imagine a future together. He seems quite sleazy? And she's not anywhere near over Joey
What does she do that is sustainable though? I’m not trying to be a dickhead, but I genuinely don’t know. She takes multiple holidays overseas and far more than the average person so that’s not environmentally friendly. She’s gifted multiple cars that she says are sustainable but don’t seem to be, she doesn’t use reuseable coffee cups or anything really, her fashion isn’t sustainable as shown when declutrring, she has a skin care line to promote yet MORE unnecessary consumption. I’m genuinely stumped!
I think the most sustainable message and lifestyle she could InFlUeNcE others to do is consume less. There’s no point clothes, cars, products, plastic being “sustainable” when it’s in excess anyway. Rant over
I think the most sustainable message and lifestyle she could InFlUeNcE others to do is consume less. There’s no point clothes, cars, products, plastic being “sustainable” when it’s in excess anyway. Rant over
getawaywithit
VIP Member
The fact that she wants everyone to know she’s with this random is just proof that she is so not over it, and is not over the public humiliation of a broken public engagement. This is the best she can scrap together to look like she’s moved on and is still desirable and is making choices, not having things happen to her… yet all it proves is how much the breakup messed her up and hit on all her insecurities.
If she had found something real with someone again, then she would not put it online like this. It’s just so obvious to anyone but the usual suck-up followers who say anything she does, including ingesting liquified fruit, is ~inspiring.
All the smoothie bowls and yoga and perfect blowouts from the last few years can’t disguise how emotionally immature and stunted Niomi really is inside. Everything else was/is a total veneer.
If she had found something real with someone again, then she would not put it online like this. It’s just so obvious to anyone but the usual suck-up followers who say anything she does, including ingesting liquified fruit, is ~inspiring.
All the smoothie bowls and yoga and perfect blowouts from the last few years can’t disguise how emotionally immature and stunted Niomi really is inside. Everything else was/is a total veneer.
