Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

[QueenBW]

She's such an overprivileged asshole. "I'm certain I will live abroad." Wow. Based on what qualifications? Oh right. Money. You'll buy yourself a visa. "The UK doesn't suit my desired lifestyle." Which is parading around in as little clothing as possible so everyone can get a good look at your boney ribs. Cool. And all of this after having bought a 750k pounds home. She truly has not one single likable strand left in her body.

 

[LolitaBlah]

I know I'm a tattler and by definition a hater.. and have been the worst critic of Niomi since the GG days where it was an open war between me and her minions.... But since the break up, I was secretly rooting for her and wishing that she will find a man who will give her stability and affection. Don't we all deserve to have that? I soo wanted her to wake up and get back to reality and stop with the pawfect life nonsense... keep things more private and live her life for herself instead of living it for the gram...

Then this WE getaway... and my ohhhh my.. what a fool I am

 

[mg95]

So she went to Santorini by herself for like 2 days? Just to take some skeletal photos in a window? She seemed to be totally alone there. What a weird and wasteful trip.

There was absolutely no luggage in the second bedroom in the cottage. I think it's official folks.

ETA: Go check out Bradley's insta story. He's giving a tour of the place and you can just see Niomi lurking and waiting for her chance to be featured on camera. It's sort of pathetic. The way she put him front and centre in her story is exactly how she used to show off Joe so she's clearly learned nothing. Her hair is also even worse now that she's back from her island getaway.

 

[mg95]

It's one thing to publicly post about a relationship you're in but there's something so desperate about doing this with someone who's basically just a friend with benefits. I think they're hooking up but Bradley is in no way committing to her any time soon. Wouldn't you feel weird having your whole family see that you're on a trip with a rebound???? I guess banging a PT is the final step in Niomi's transformation into a stereotypical middle-aged divorcee as is her aesthetic vibe these days.

 

[Yel]

And Freelee is serious about sustainability and veganism - she's literally living off-grid in the jungle!

I'm not sure if this post is a joke? Freelee last time I checked lived in a gated complex in Ecuador along with loads of other expats with internet and electricity. She's been caught out with people hearing her neighbours lawnmower in the background

 

[lilamay]

Just noticed they both have '' in their instagram bios, and you guys know how I feel about that #toryvibes

 

[sitkx]

I’ve had a bit too much red wine, now sitting here thinking about how much I love you, my tattle friends

 

[lilamay]

Where did she say this? I checked her channel but she hasn't uploaded any video on Niomi (yet ).

On Instagram, on Dimbob's 'Memories from Cornwall' post.

Freelee, she has a calfskin bag, she's never cared about the cows.

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

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not sure if I would be this comfortable with a friend, if he was not wearing shirt around me on a holiday ! Is it just me ?Am I wired or is this normal in “best” friendships?

if they are on a friends with benefits clause , when this is over they will lose that friendship ( seemed like they were good friends from her older videos and post before it turned to this cringe fest )

I suspect Forky is the kind of gym bro who NEVER keeps his shirt on. He probably says he "runs hot" because of his "high metabolism". Anyone who spends more than an hour with him gets treated to a full view of the nipples.

 

[Clover123]

omg her ig story asking followers to 'guess where' she is.......... gloating about her international holidays while simultaneously begging for engagement she's so gross

She really has no awareness that few people live the life she is living. It's just like she can't even fathom that there will be countless nurses out there who have barely had a holiday over the last 2 years. Either that or she just think she deserves endless holidays. This is her second since moving into her 750k new home, I think most people would be overjoyed to get a house at the national average (just over 250k now), but she can't be grateful for anything. I think she's flown more in the past 5 months during a pandemic than I have in my entire life! It's insane to think about. For her to gloat in this way, after the past 2 years everyone has been through... it is just unforgivable. I don't know how she has any followers left tbh

 

[Callan]

Him tagging her in every photo he posts of her gives me such creepy vibes, he's totally using her. MIght as well add #gifted under her name too.

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

These sunglasses are awful!

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Much better than these IMAX 3D glasses imo

 

[Shutterbug99]

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Niomi is probably secretly wishing he was holding their baby instead…
Bradley is neither husband nor father material, and we know Dimbobs is desperate to get married and have kids. Yikes.

Dreamy Joe is back to his dreamy best!

Huge difference between how he looks here and how he looked during lockdown. Poor guy was really suffering.

 

[sitkx]

If it's just the two of them on a weekend away I think they must be GETTING IT ON. Or, you know, this could just be a collaboration. As we all know, Bradley doesn't have friends, he has 'collaborators.'

I guess they will be collaborating in the shared bedroom

 

[judgejohndeed]

I’m honestly surprised at this because I do think there’s a difference between dumb rich people like Niomi voting Tory because she wants to hoard her wealth and then the kind of people who follow Donald Trump etc…like obviously I don’t condone wealth hoarding at all, I just think you can tell there’s some rich people who aren’t necessarily hardcore right wing in all their views but want to keep more of their money. I guess for me that’s bad enough let alone the people Bradley seems to follow and the tweets he’s liking. Makes Joe look like a saint in comparison

 

[getawaywithit]

..i’m hesitant to ask but where did the name Forky come from? lol

and i was looking around at bradleys twitter and found this ‘like’ pretty funny.

He likes tweets from Megyn Kelly, is anti-mask, and follows the Trump family— what a winner! No doubt Niomi’s views align with his anyway. Agree with everyone that he gives off weird and bad vibes.

 

[xoxogossigirl]

Hi! First time poster and former Niomi’s fan (don’t judge me please). I’ve been following her for a years now and tbh she was always my favourite. We are both very similar types (hair, features, personality..) so I always liked to watch her, because I (somehow) could relate to her.
And I really pitied her when they broke up with Joe. I even could understand her new ‘wild persona’ because after breaking off 6 years relationship I also wanted to try and enjoy new things. But! That girl is a joke now. She stopped caring about her ‘brand’ long time ago and IMO her Instagram looks even worse than Tanya’s. No effort at all. It’s embarrassing. But that’s the topic for another post. What I wanted to address is her and PT. Doesn’t she see how incredible ridiculous are they? If she wants us to believe they are the new thing, posting 100 stories with him ain’t gonna do it. You don’t spend all of your time documenting and posting everything you do when you are enjoying ‘getaway together’. Also if you are only shagging, you spend 99% of the time doing it and not posting your fwb for all your followers and family to know. ( I had post breakup fwb for over an year and NO ONE new, not a single photo on my usually active Instagram). I can’t believe she is doing this. That they are doing this and that they think it’s working.
I lost all respect I had for her and judging by comments a lot of her followers did too. (And not because she is ‘getting loose’-do whatever makes you happy girl) but because of how she is portraying herself now. It’s disappointing to see herself throw her career and all her ‘brand’-good vegan girl away.
Sorry for the length of my first post I had to get it all out.

 

[supercalifragilis]

Yeah, please do give us a break. There's politics as usual and then there's whatever Trump and Farage and co have done to politics and general public discourse and intelligence. Don't act like it's normal, it just isn't.
As for Niomi, I didn't think she could disappoint me more. I was wrong.

 

[Coldfeet]

When in reality Joeeeeey wakes up every day, thanking his lucky stars he made the break!!

 

[Hannah Banana]

I feel like this quote from Easy A summarises Niomi extremely well.

(She’s not a fake Brit obvs—on the contrary!, but her accent is put on).