Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

[QueenBW]

I can't feel bad for her because she's just so damn privileged. She's depressed? Ok, she has the time, money, and ability to go to therapy and sort herself out. She's unfulfilled? She has the time, money, and access to career coaches to sort herself out. She's bored? She has the time and money to do/go/learn literally WHATEVER she wants. She wants to be a chef? A designer? A florist? She could do all these things. She wants to learn astrophysics? Unlikely but if she fancied it, she could. This "career" of her gives her so much money and free time that she could turn into opportunities and even into content. But she chooses to remain the same, shallow, boring person.

She's obviously struggling mentally but there's absolutely nothing keeping her from seeking help and moving past this. Most people would love to have all the chances and opportunities she squanders.

 

[Gflo93]

Uhoh!

 

[SarahN]

Damn I hate to have to defend her but as an ex-plant based myself (did it for the restriction not ethical reasons, just like her)... Coming out as a meat/animal products eater is very very hard. Leaving the plant based diet almost feel like leaving a religious cult and people have no mercy for you. ( and I understand it from a vegan point of view, not people who eat plant based for health reasons )
I'm quite happy to see that she started not labeling her diet and being relaxed; in my personal case, thats how I started my very slow road to recovery from orthorexia and disordered eating. I don't care if she made money out of the diet for years, she's allowed to change her diet. And maybe she'll finally build a healthier relationship with food and her body.

Yes - but I believe no one here is having a go at her from moving away from plant based, but rather questioning her lack of transparency about it when she has built her whole public profile on the back of her plant based diet.

 

[getawaywithit]

Just bc I've had a hard week & jetlagged af, I did some research. DON'T JUDGE ME.

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Sep 27, 2019 from Niomi's insta

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Sep 11, 2021 from Anna's insta

Completely different thumbnails.

JoAnna is ovaa guyss

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

Did this girl really just go on her honeymoon alone and then straight back to another holiday with a new man

 

[Yel]

It's not even about eating meat or not. It's how disingenuous she's been about it.

Monetising being a virtuous plant based / vegan to sell sell sell and then acting outraged that people are interested in a part of her life that she voluntarily droned on about.

There are far better ways to say she's changed her stance rather than this passive-aggressive posting.

 

[sitkx]

You guys, please do come for me, but I think she actually looks good here bit like the old nims. If someone tells me to go to the rave thread, I’ll scream

 

[Shutterbug99]

Wow. Somebody hit a nerve there. Niomi is the one who defined herself as 'plant based', built her brand around it and made a lot of money from it. She is the one who put herself in that box! Now she's pissed that some people follow her because of that and want to know if she's no longer plant based?

Anyway, she confirmed she was eating a nut roast. She said she doesn't eat meat. No word on fish, though!

 

[judgejohndeed]

Am I going totally nuts or did she not say something about keeping relationships more private in the future?

 

[Callan]

I thought this forum was apolitical? I find it strange that people belittle others just because of their political party preferences. 'Bad vibes' because you think he supports a certain party in parliament? isn't the UK a democracy? Are you judging someone just based on that? C'mon. This is so shallow. PT Bradley is a tool, classless act, egomaniac, but I wouldn't want to mix his voting preferences in this, it's his personality that is on display, and we can judge him on that.
I read this forum for banter and as an escape, but the assumptions some commenters here make that all tattlers vote for the Labour Party/democratic party is ridiculous.

I love it when someone who posted all 4 comments on this site comes over to tell us what we are allowed to discuss. Whether we like it or not politics will always be part of our lives and showing who Bradley supports is not a secret. Politics are neither sacred or precious and can be discussed, and we're on topic, so...

 

[mg95]

Charlotte is definitely a vain party girl but I think she's smart enough to see Niomi for what she really is. After the breakup Charlotte was really there for her when Niomi didn't have many other friends. She seemed to reintroduce Niomi to people she'd lost touch with to broaden her social circle too. I can't imagine Niomi ever being there for Charlotte in any real and meaningful way in reverse though. Niomi gets a new man and then drops everyone else in her life. We don't even know if she's with PTB for sure and Charlotte's already gone missing. I was embarrassed for Niomi when Charlotte was shocked to be asked to be Chief Bridesmaid. If you're really BEST friends, you wouldn't be that surprised. It's probably something they said to each other back in high school and Niomi hasn't made a close friend since so she stuck to it. @judgejohndeed hit the nail on the head about relationship degradation and Niomi being oblivious to it. Honestly good for Charlotte for getting gifted trips out of this deteriorated friendship. Niomi got the hotel stay in Ibiza gifted for just her and Charlotte didn't just tag along, she brought her partner so Niomi ended up being the third wheel

SWITCHING GEARS NOW TO THIS:

Jesus... Niomi's bagged herself a real winner. I took a look thinking it might be nothing more than right-wing posturing from attention seekers like Piers and low and behold we have a collection of the worst people and the worst ideas possible. So much racist, transphobic, anti-mask, pro-conspiracy theory vile garbage in these likes from real gems like Ted Cruz, Priti Patel, Nigel Farage, DJT Jr, Candace Ownens, Ron De Santis, Tucker Carlson... I'm finding it difficult to keep looking.

 

[Sheabutter]

I hate discussing politics but honestly, I didn’t think fucking a Trump supporter was ever in the cards for Niomi. This is what rock bottom looks like.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Someone said that everything Niomi is posting is for Joe’s benefit and I agree. I don’t understand why she wants him back though after she’s gone on to publicly say things were not perfect in their relationship? If she wants to work on things with Joe that would be something to take up privately but it seems like she’s trying to win him back so that life can return to normal for her. I think she had her moment of lucidity when she said things were not great between them.

I don't think she wants him back, I think she wants to be seen as 'winning' the break up

 

[milanolo]

So it looks like Forky bought his new Cotswolds property with his brother.
How long until NimNims hangs up her spice rack and makes passive aggressive comments about how Forky is a saint for allowing the new "Freddie" to live there?

 

[CheshireLove]

They give me Chandler and Phoebe trying to seduce each other vibes.

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

Forky Bravo gives me SO much ick. Like, I can't find words to express the ickiness level. If one of my friends started seeing him I would lose my damn mind with concern. I cannot imagine him to have any redeeming features. No matter how they are involved, I think it's poor judgment on Dimboobs part.

And they're tooottallly banging. There's just no way a guy that and a girl that desperate are sharing a cottage without ending up in bed. BUT I'm sure she thinks that means they're exclusive, and I'm sure he will never, ever, ever stop hooking up with every other person he feels a spark of attraction with. She'll act more like a "cool girl" to make it seem like she doesn't mind, and basically it'll be a race to the bottom.

Also, dang! DJ is looking good! Are those new photos? Is that LIFE I see in his eyes? Is it possible he's eaten a full meal lately?? I'm genuinely happy for him!

 

[jaymie]

No one ever labelled her, she labelled it herself by calling herself plant based and vegan She is eating her own shit

 

[milanolo]

I wasn't going to log in but Forky just gives me so much content for this thread.

Quite sure if this was a legitimate new love interest, Forky wouldn't be doing her dirty like this:

You've got Duchess Dimbeaux pretending that she's on a hot weekend getaway with Forky and Forky retaliates by posting a solo pic of himself with the gifted car (it's a major red flag if he's actually prioritising a gifted car over you, Dims) and then a slo-mo story of her looking like crap in the wind. Well played, Blue Steel, well played

 

[mg95]

Is she serious? How incompetent one can be?

Ms. Women for Women Ambassador is really doing a lot for the cause implying single women living alone can't physically build furniture on their own. Like a woman can't function without a man around to do the "manly" jobs or something. The way she acts like her being single is some kind of human behavioural experiment is so annoying. As others pointed out, it's not hard to problem solve!

A riot

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If she's on her period this week that explains why her manly white nationalist isn't around to help her with hard labour for once.

 

[judgejohndeed]

If they’re not dating and she’s just showing us she’s on a dirty weekend then wow what a fall from grace! Like no shame for the casual sex honestly good for her but to show it off…those Kate Middleton days are long gone huh