True! Nims is starting to look a bit brittle.
Niomi Smart #23 The chronicles of Nio-Me, Myself and I
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Saw this in another thread but I feel it applies here too
Jeeeez she looks like 40-45 year old divorced mother driving her children for Sunday soccer play having a nanny next to her
Wtf niomi?? You are a caricature of a woman Additionnally Your label sustainability and well-being is just trash
She literally just followed them on Instagram! She's so transparent.
That's her sour "I saw Dreamy Joey deleted some more Instagram posts with me in it" face. She always smiles but her eyes usually show how hateful and miserable she is at a given moment.View attachment 677722
The queen of sustainability is working with Jaguar again tomorrow
And where is the disclosure that her ass didn't pay for any of that? Did the #gifted or #sponsored fly away with the butterflies?
Leighton Meester had blonde hair too at some point, but she looked much better as the tone is a bit softer.
She went from a guy connected to the RF to a PT who looks like he could be on Love Island. LOL. Interesting trajectory.Here are some pics: the older guy is Clive Woodward, dreamy Joe’s father. And the young kid next to prince Harry is dreamy Joe himself 🥲
So you can imagine Terrina was MAD when he dumped Niomi’s ass
I can't stop laughing imagining the conversation that must be happening inside the garage right now:
Jaguar team explaining the mechanics of the car.
Dimbo: Wow, so the car goes vroom and when you turn the wheel, it goes left and right!
and it's BLUE! PAH-FECT! Absolutely gaw-geous! 
Jaguar team explaining the mechanics of the car.
Dimbo: Wow, so the car goes vroom and when you turn the wheel, it goes left and right!
and it's BLUE! PAH-FECT! Absolutely gaw-geous! 
Her smooshed nose
Seriously, pull your mask up Dimbobs.
She can suit blonde if theres a bit more warmth/gold in it, the ashy look makes her look half dead.
Give her a break, she hasn’t worn one all year!
Is that Niomi?
I wouldn’t have even guessed that was her mother because it looks too old
'And , before I put my knickers on the seat, is it vegan' ?? Simper, simperI can't stop laughing imagining the conversation that must be happening inside the garage right now:
Jaguar team explaining the mechanics of the car.
Dimbo: Wow, so the car goes vroom and when you turn the wheel, it goes left and right!
A bad botox job for sure! Also just caught up with the thread. So glad Joe is decluttering his feed from dimbobs. probably triggers all the food restriction memories. "No way Joeeeyyyy you can't eat another slice of your baaarrrrthdayyyy cake".Jeeeez she looks like 40-45 year old divorced mother driving her children for Sunday soccer play having a nanny next to her
Additionnally Your label sustainability and well-being is just trash
I'm watching the Formula E, and just hoping I don't have the displeasure of seeing her appear on my TV screen, even a glimpse in the background would be enough to annoy me. 
Would rathet stick pins in my eye balls.🥸I'm watching the Formula E, and just hoping I don't have the displeasure of seeing her appear on my TV screen, even a glimpse in the background would be enough to annoy me.
I watched one of her latest videos and felt so much secondhand embarrassment for her. She is completely ‘acting’ a personality that she thinks is really cool and confident, but its so obvious how much she’s trying to put it on… it’s this very specific certain attitude that she’s adopted, I wish I could describe it, but wow it’s so awkward to watch. Honestly, this is a girl who does not know who she is, but is enamoured with the vision she has of herself.
She has been in two very serious long term relationships throughout her 20s, one of them an engagement that ended to her surprise, and all the while has been battling an ED while not knowing she has one— EDs take so much from you that you don’t realize. Not to mention she’s insanely privileged and aspires to that fake lifestyle. It’s no wonder she is clearly acting an idea of what a confident, hot, single girl would be.
(I had to laugh that she said she’s going to ‘work remotely’ by taking her phone to a park while she sunbathes in a bikini. Most people would call that a day off while occasionally looking at emails lol).
She has been in two very serious long term relationships throughout her 20s, one of them an engagement that ended to her surprise, and all the while has been battling an ED while not knowing she has one— EDs take so much from you that you don’t realize. Not to mention she’s insanely privileged and aspires to that fake lifestyle. It’s no wonder she is clearly acting an idea of what a confident, hot, single girl would be.
(I had to laugh that she said she’s going to ‘work remotely’ by taking her phone to a park while she sunbathes in a bikini. Most people would call that a day off while occasionally looking at emails lol).
is she trying to convince herself? big up jaguar for helping our dear nims find rich and famous fiance 2.0
That dress is hideous, it has so much 2008 my college year vibe. Her hair too.
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