Niomi Smart #23 The chronicles of Nio-Me, Myself and I

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She’s been one of his clients for years, including during her time with Joe. I don’t ever remember them hanging out too much socially though until this year. When lockdown first started to ease I remember she went to have lunch with him.

Being friendly with clients is one thing but going on a boozy bikini clad holiday together just seems a little inappropriate… I guess in the fitness influencer world it’s not really about professionalism though like a regular job
It's the 'influencer world. As someone already said, 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch your bikini'.......boosting each other's hits.
 
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Yeah but she went for the biggest loser who is in it for followers. Besides she reeks with desperation. She's an idiot.
But I still feel he could have done better. Even losers deserve a genuine, nice and honest person. Whoever ends up with Niomi will def be downgrading from their ex.
 
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Ew, Brad's moving to Chelsea/Battersea. Some of Dimbobs' fave spots as spotted with Dettol Daddy.
 
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Brad better be careful, if he fucks up she's going to do a podcast revenge tour part 2 and its going to be about him this time.
 
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Meh I’m not bothered by any of this. I’m glad she’s letting loose and having fun. Isn’t this what all the previous threads have been about? That she’s too uptight and needs to loosen up? Bradley and her other friends are hot and I don’t blame her for posting them. Honestly looked like a fun weekend 🤷🏻‍♀️
I understand what you’re saying and yes we have all been saying she needs to loosen up, but in my opinion she is getting criticized for it being all fake, she is faking the whole thing. If she was genuinely having fun and didn’t seem concerned with LOOKING like she had fun, then I would feel differently. I don’t know that she’s capable of doing anything for the sake of fun, it’s all what she can show people and brag about. That’s my take on it at least.
 
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Does anyone feel like briefly catching me up on what she said on the Podcast Revenge Tour? ☺
 
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I understand what you’re saying and yes we have all been saying she needs to loosen up, but in my opinion she is getting criticized for it being all fake, she is faking the whole thing. If she was genuinely having fun and didn’t seem concerned with LOOKING like she had fun, then I would feel differently. I don’t know that she’s capable of doing anything for the sake of fun, it’s all what she can show people and brag about. That’s my take on it at least.
This!!!! So so true.
 
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I dunno I say let the girl live, she’s probably still heartbroken and crying into her chia seeds over Joey every morning. If this sleazy PT guy is giving her a bit of spice into her life again then why not!

She might be faking it but we’ve all been there after a breakup, trying to look like you’re having the time of your life when in reality you’re a mess 🤣
 
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It looks fake because it is. We know what it looks like when Niomi is faking happiness because we’ve seen that for the past year. Wandering around London at 6am for no reason because her life is so empty. Same old tit. Socialising with people she doesn’t give a hoot about because she doesn’t want to be alone.
 
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She's had a whole year to get over her breakup. A whole year 100% dedicated to looking after herself. A whole year of "self-care," "putting herself first," and "taking a bit of a break from youtube." Sorry, she doesn't get any pity from me. Yeah breakups can still be painful after a year, yeah it's ok not to be over it a year later (I've been there myself), but then again the rest of us would've had to just suck it up months ago anyway and get on with our daily responsibilities and duties. She's gotten to spend this whole time just SOLELY taking care of herself and making excuses for herself. The fact that her breakup is still the main topic of discussion a year later shows just how empty of a person she is. At least when she was dating Joe she used to pretend to be committed to her "job" and have respect for her viewers. She'd upload every single week and share things with her followers other than 100% ADs. Now she's on a permanent vacation, just hanging out with friends/boys/family everyday, shopping/working out/getting free services or experiences, not doing any work, and only posting on the internet when there's a sponsorship to flog. Not to mention the way she's been deserting YouTube for months now (nowadays every video seems to start with "I took a bit of an unexpected break for the past 5 weeks but I'm here today [spoiler: to post an ad]." She's a joke. You can't go on a sanctimonious rant 2 months after your breakup claiming that you're SOOOO moved on because you're just *so much better than everyone else* and knew exactly how to deal with it *head on* unlike the rest of us idiots, and essentially telling your followers to duck off for even suggesting that you need more time... and then simultaneously ask for understanding when you don't provide any work for a whole year. And before someone tells me she doesn't *owe* her followers anything. Sure, she does not. But if that's how she's gonna act then I can't be made to feel bad for saying that I have zero respect for her and that I think she's a lazy, self-centered, self-righteous, undeserving, and overall just not very respectable person. She's beyond mediocre yet acts completely holier than thou. She thinks she's so much better than everyone else. Sooo *ethical,* soo *conscious,* soo *sustainable,* soo *hardworking* (she hasn't had a holiday is 18 months y'all), such a great *ethos.* When the reality is, she's merely a privileged white girl with poor intellectual abilities who really just lucked out in life and met the right people who handed her the right opportunities at the right time. She's not special in any way. She hasn't done anything special. And never will given that she seemingly has no capacity or willingness to ever question herself.
 
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She's had a whole year to get over her breakup. A whole year 100% dedicated to looking after herself. A whole year of "self-care," "putting herself first," and "taking a bit of a break from youtube." Sorry, she doesn't get any pity from me. Yeah breakups can still be painful after a year, yeah it's ok not to be over it a year later (I've been there myself), but then again the rest of us would've had to just suck it up months ago anyway and get on with our daily responsibilities and duties. She's gotten to spend this whole time just SOLELY taking care of herself and making excuses for herself. The fact that her breakup is still the main topic of discussion a year later shows just how empty of a person she is. At least when she was dating Joe she used to pretend to be committed to her "job" and have respect for her viewers. She'd upload every single week and share things with her followers other than 100% ADs. Now she's on a permanent vacation, just hanging out with friends/boys/family everyday, shopping/working out/getting free services or experiences, not doing any work, and only posting on the internet when there's a sponsorship to flog. Not to mention the way she's been deserting YouTube for months now (nowadays every video seems to start with "I took a bit of an unexpected break for the past 5 weeks but I'm here today [spoiler: to post an ad]." She's a joke. You can't go on a sanctimonious rant 2 months after your breakup claiming that you're SOOOO moved on because you're just *so much better than everyone else* and knew exactly how to deal with it *head on* unlike the rest of us idiots, and essentially telling your followers to duck off for even suggesting that you need more time... and then simultaneously ask for understanding when you don't provide any work for a whole year. And before someone tells me she doesn't *owe* her followers anything. Sure, she does not. But if that's how she's gonna act then I can't be made to feel bad for saying that I have zero respect for her and that I think she's a lazy, self-centered, self-righteous, undeserving, and overall just not very respectable person. She's beyond mediocre yet acts completely holier than thou. She thinks she's so much better than everyone else. So *ethical,* so *conscious,* so *sustainable,* such a great *ethos.* When the reality is, she's a privileged white girl with poor intellectual abilities who really just lucked out in life and met the right people who handed her the right opportunities at the right time. She's not special in any way. She hasn't done anything special. And never will given that she seemingly has no capacity or willingness to ever question herself.
Not to mention that she's been gallivanting all over town during a global pandemic. Truly acting that the rules don't apply to her and not having enough human decency to do the bare minimum to try to keep others safe. I don't think she's ever mentioned covid aside from the time that she made a self care vlog talking about how hard it's been for her. She's a selfish head and so are all the other superspreaders she hangs out with.
 
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Not to mention that she's been gallivanting all over town during a global pandemic. Truly acting that the rules don't apply to her and not having enough human decency to do the bare minimum to try to keep others safe. I don't think she's ever mentioned covid aside from the time that she made a self care vlog talking about how hard it's been for her. She's a selfish head and so are all the other superspreaders she hangs out with.
Honestly that's my biggest gripe with her, well said.
 
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Fake it 'til you make it is all I can say at this point. This applies to Niomi and her newfound "happiness", but also to the PT pretending as though they "really close friends".
 
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maybe he’s withholding the “…with benefits” part 🤔
The fact that she went as far as posting a comment to fuel the rumor and said: "At what point do we disappoint and say we're just friends" or whatever it is she wrote, clearly shows she loved the attention she was getting. If they're not exclusive yet, of course they're gonna say they're just friends. Plus, she's saying she wants to keep her next relationship private. I don't believe a single thing these influencers say these days. Smh. Good thing they found each other as they're not the sharpest tools in the box. Joey wasn't particularly charismatic, but he definitely wasn't an attention seeker and really fell into the limelight because of Niomi, whereas this PT guy really likes the attention he's getting from all this. Barf.
 
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For her own sake the last thing she needs is further reinforcement of the idea that the only time she gets attention/good engagement is when she's with men. I do find it a bit sad for her tbh. I wish everyone had just ignored it and not asked if she's with him. I find her very fake and pathetic, it's all very well saying 'let her have her fun' but all those comments will be more damaging in the long run when she starts thinking maybe she should hurry up and find anyone who will have her to get better engagement.
 
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They keep tagging each other in their pictures and stories, clickbait stuff, then act all surprised and blush about being pals. Like you're creating the drama, don't pretend you're not eating it up. Sometimes this stuff backfires when it ends and I don't see her taking it well.
 
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They keep tagging each other in their pictures and stories, clickbait stuff, then act all surprised and blush about being pals. Like you're creating the drama, don't pretend you're not eating it up. Sometimes this stuff backfires when it ends and I don't see her taking it well.
So true, the way he said guys I’m going to address this cos I’ve had sooo many questions, we’re just friends guys! Making out everyone was going nuts over it when they absolutely knew what they were doing!
 
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This! I was busy cringing at her and Bradley that I only just saw this loaf got its own photo on her grid 😂 more shocking than her partying....

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May be she is trying to show the “two” bicycles parked outside her cottage !

Also : I wish she would let go off the vegan diet ( clearly she is doing it wrong , she is basically eating nothing and calling it being vegan )0 and start eating normal where she could still focus being more plant based and do actually sustainable things like shopping less, using less plastic , doing a sale for her designer clothes anf bags and shoes etc etc ! Will be good fir her body and soul and lmight make her an Influencer with substance ‘

Ps: hope she ate that bread !
 
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I personally think the two are PAHHHFECT for each other: social climbers, narcissistic, and vapid. She's never gonna break out of her bubble anyway, only building the walls higher and thicker. There's no hope for her- I think travelling during a pandemic really showed a lot of people's true colours.
 
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