She needs to go back to a light brown colour on her hair, that blonde really doesn't suit her complexion!! The hair she had when she was with Joe suited her perfectly in my opinion!
Niomi Smart #23 The chronicles of Nio-Me, Myself and I
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I wouldn’t shame anyone for their skin like I said earlier. Texture is normal. But smoothing it out to sell skincare and profit off lame skincare routine on youtube videos is what gets to me. Commercialising on something she is insecure about while there are young girls who practically follow her every move is pathetic. I’m sorry if i offended anyone but definitely not sorry about how I feel about dimbob’s skincare line scam.
Her teeth have moved back a bit. As someone who has paid out of pocket to straighten my teeth after years of waiting and saving, nothing infuriates me more than influencers getting free invisalign (I don't know but I assume hers was at least discounted) and not even DOING IT PROPERLY AAAH do you know how EXPENSIVE that is. She said in a video she went back and got them redone because she's "not very good at wearing my retainer". I mean at least she was better than Alfie who didn't bother to finish his set, but that's not saying much is it.
Same!
Who said they don't think she drinks as much alcohol as she is showing, I think as a single lady socialising again she is drinking a fair bit for her, to help lubricate those arkward social situations where everyone is slightly uncomfortable and out of their comfort zone etc.
Also dating! a drink is very helpful, however she likely nurses it me, sticks to one or two at most. She is very thin and pretty short so I would assume she feels the effects enough but is no way a sloppy pr messy drinker. Can't be seen to imparrrfect.
The break up stress is etched on her face still. Not fun. She seems to have resorted back to the *single gal* niomi with the long bleached hair. At first I assumed it was a mistake by her hairdressers, but now it is clear the mistake is her own. The brown shorter hair looked well on her.
She clearly only goes to Wimbledon for the social aspect and to be see alongside the right faces etc. All those empty heads milling around ignoring both the matches, and the food on offer hoping to be papped or to network with another vacuous socialite.
Surprised that she drinks given how anal she is about staying thin, but I suppose that would sacrifice her social life because she probably has even less chat without alcohol.
She probably is one of the kinds who has two glasses of wine and starts acting fake drunk cute to get attention. Idk why i feel that way about her. She loves to seem all innocent all the time despite being the biggest food shaming-photo filtering-control freak.
She won't accept she's a brunette
She was perhaps also looking for a perfect match.
100%
Imagine she just makes small talk about fav acai smoothie bowls without a drink in her.
Anna's latest story... my god I don't think I have ever heard her voice without it sounding like nails on a chalkboard. DJ really went for the total contrast of Niomoi and her faux zen voice!
I've seen some of her stories, wow... I don't know how Joe went from bag of oatmeal like Niomi to that screeching mess. Holy guacamole.
Bag of oatmeal!! LOL
I got S’mores and lucky charm oatmeal yesterday (still a kid at heart lol), but Niomoi is gluten free-wheat germ antibacterial non-gmo pre-made oatmeal with no flavor. As bland and boring as they come.
I think someone should tell her to go back to being a brunette and change her red lipstick “i need a sugar daddy now” look. Her friends clearly don’t have her best interests at heart and want to see her make a fool of herself socialising like a 45 year old divorcee who got out of a 30 year marriage. Niomi, if you’re reading this, please change your straw hair asap.
And Anna, if you’re reading this, please mute your stories when you upload them. The only people who view them anyway are the ones who talk about niomi and joe.
And Anna, if you’re reading this, please mute your stories when you upload them. The only people who view them anyway are the ones who talk about niomi and joe.
That's the point!Why would he be looking for a Dimbobs sludge loving lookalike?? Run Joeeeeey run!!
Agreed, Anna's voice is SO irritating!!
OMG, she got one of those rings for her mom. Gifted, I assume?
Why have they chosen such tacky rings? They look so much cheaper than they are!
Beggars can't be choosers
Messy hair, un-ironed t-shirt, but at least Joe looks happy to go watch the football free from Dimbobs
Dumbobs be like Joey. Is 10pm, I need my beauty sleep
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