We kick off the thread #59 recap with the mother of all mothers: Edna.
Not only does her baby have an entire sleep schedule at the ripe old age of 3 weeks old, but he also spends his waking hoursstudying to be a doctor staring at black and white books.
We aren’t quite sure if Edna is taking the piss or if she truly thinks she of all people is raising a baby genius.
MFM, the sign language queen who only talks about sign language for one week of the year, continues to feed her children empty calories and wonders why they’re still hungry. The solution? 2 minute noodles! What a tummy filler! Problem solved!
Maria once again draws attention to her husband looking like her son, even though it hasn’t been mentioned for yonks.
And despite clinging to her 20’s and wearing colourful cardigans every day for the last couple of decades, Maria has selective amnesia of the dress code that went with those god awful cardigans and couldn’t remember what “cocktail” attire was. Huh.
We are still waiting for that announcement from 1st May too … or was it so boring that it wasn’t even mentioned in here??
Pori Mahmah could give Maria some tips and tricks on eating as she consumes more calories in a single meal than most of us would eat in a week. At this point it’s not funny and I have serious concerns for her wellbeing.
Get. Therapy.
Emily Writes and Rebecca Keil are on tour but the only feedback is what they share to their stories from the suck ups so an honest review is still missing. It’s not a great sign to be cancelling shows this early in the tour though, is it girls?
Kim Crossman has enjoyed hersponsored special wedding day, being gifted collaborating with local businesses to get free things draw attention to their services.
Finishing withwhat will eventually turn into red blurs sweet little red heart tattoos.
And did a New Zealand celebrity even get married if they didn’t get a woman’s day cover?!
Danni Duncan once again shows us why nobody wants to work with her as she posts an entire rant as an ad, comparing women who have lost children or can’t get pregnant with those who just don’t want kids. Not even close to being the same, Danni
The cat wants no part of this fuckery and continues to try move into the neighbours house so Danni has resorted to locking it inside so itcan’t live with someone normal spends time with her.
Ness Keown of NK Pottery recently ranted on her stories about another potter copying her work, despite her most likely copying someone else’s work. A quick google shows you just how unoriginal all of them are. Get a grip. You’re still selling out of your products at every release, let someone else have a slice of the pie
Ellie has stayed at the Air B&B of a stalker who printed photos of her with her cats and framed them for her stay. Not sure why this would be appealing to anyone other than a childish adult who uses words like “comf” and “froth” to describe things.
Apparently Abielle and/or Iveagh are finishing for good next week but it remains to be seen whether they actually follow through with this or whether they drop yet another line of candles under the guise of “unsold stock”.
I can’t even bring myself to go and see what Hannah Courtney is doing because I’ll just be bored to tears. I bet she’s using every hair product under the sun to grow out that god awful haircut. Get yourself another hairdresser girl, stat. Your current one hates you.
Elle Herself thereset keto queen is still selling dirty second hand clothing instead of chucking it through the washing machine. Seriously, yuck.
For someone with money she sure does claw every cent out of everything she can. Move over Sallies, Elle needs her $2!
Love from yourads Dads once again put their children in danger by advertising that the children are regularly unsupervised outside the home in the small hours of the morning. What is “cute” to Christian the TC is scary and dangerous to those of us who haven’t had hair follicles rammed into our brains. Where is Super Nanny when you need her these days? Can you imagine the reaming she would give these idiots.
That’s all the recap I have in me for now but I would love for others to share anyone I’ve missed!
Happy Mother’s Day to anyone and everyone this Sunday xx
Not only does her baby have an entire sleep schedule at the ripe old age of 3 weeks old, but he also spends his waking hours
We aren’t quite sure if Edna is taking the piss or if she truly thinks she of all people is raising a baby genius.
MFM, the sign language queen who only talks about sign language for one week of the year, continues to feed her children empty calories and wonders why they’re still hungry. The solution? 2 minute noodles! What a tummy filler! Problem solved!
Maria once again draws attention to her husband looking like her son, even though it hasn’t been mentioned for yonks.
And despite clinging to her 20’s and wearing colourful cardigans every day for the last couple of decades, Maria has selective amnesia of the dress code that went with those god awful cardigans and couldn’t remember what “cocktail” attire was. Huh.
We are still waiting for that announcement from 1st May too … or was it so boring that it wasn’t even mentioned in here??
Pori Mahmah could give Maria some tips and tricks on eating as she consumes more calories in a single meal than most of us would eat in a week. At this point it’s not funny and I have serious concerns for her wellbeing.
Get. Therapy.
Emily Writes and Rebecca Keil are on tour but the only feedback is what they share to their stories from the suck ups so an honest review is still missing. It’s not a great sign to be cancelling shows this early in the tour though, is it girls?
Kim Crossman has enjoyed her
Finishing with
And did a New Zealand celebrity even get married if they didn’t get a woman’s day cover?!
Danni Duncan once again shows us why nobody wants to work with her as she posts an entire rant as an ad, comparing women who have lost children or can’t get pregnant with those who just don’t want kids. Not even close to being the same, Danni
The cat wants no part of this fuckery and continues to try move into the neighbours house so Danni has resorted to locking it inside so it
Ness Keown of NK Pottery recently ranted on her stories about another potter copying her work, despite her most likely copying someone else’s work. A quick google shows you just how unoriginal all of them are. Get a grip. You’re still selling out of your products at every release, let someone else have a slice of the pie
Ellie has stayed at the Air B&B of a stalker who printed photos of her with her cats and framed them for her stay. Not sure why this would be appealing to anyone other than a childish adult who uses words like “comf” and “froth” to describe things.
Apparently Abielle and/or Iveagh are finishing for good next week but it remains to be seen whether they actually follow through with this or whether they drop yet another line of candles under the guise of “unsold stock”.
I can’t even bring myself to go and see what Hannah Courtney is doing because I’ll just be bored to tears. I bet she’s using every hair product under the sun to grow out that god awful haircut. Get yourself another hairdresser girl, stat. Your current one hates you.
Elle Herself the
For someone with money she sure does claw every cent out of everything she can. Move over Sallies, Elle needs her $2!
Love from your
That’s all the recap I have in me for now but I would love for others to share anyone I’ve missed!
Happy Mother’s Day to anyone and everyone this Sunday xx
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