Omg this little baby is having me on
she’s just had 3 nappy changes in as many minutes
Been making noises for last twenty mins or so so I bit the bullet and got the nappy stuff out, am so tired I put nappy on wrong way twice, little madam kept squeezing her legs together so I couldn’t properly tighten the tabs, finally got it on, turned to put old nappy in bag then suddenly I hear
the unmistakable squelching noise that comes with her poo, not once, but three times. So I change her, farewell new nappy, we hardly knew you. New nappy, who dis, get to start buttoning up her body suit and she looks at me, sticks her belly up and sure enough here comes another
gurgling squit. I could cry, but I just shake my head. why god, why.
and yes, now she won’t go back to sleep; currently holding my thumb whilst grappling with my fingers.
think I will parent from bed today.