New baby and post birth advice #37 The only way to eat porridge is to tip it in the bin

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Trombolese

the good news is that you could go all Busty Heart on annoying customers (or MILs)?

 
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Jellybean093

I’mThankyou_ said:
Where is Rachel, where is Rachel.
Here I am


gurrrrrrd job
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How many times I’ve listened to BINGO and sleeping fucking bunnies. I’ve somehow clicked on the hour long song ones. I hate Mr B for leaving


Also, ‘put it in, put it in, put it in’??? Fucking glad Mr B isn’t here, or he’s think his luck was right in tonight
 
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Lulu Goss

We’ve been trying to sort out our kitchen tonight, cleaning and unpacking boxes of plates and cutlery and trays. Baby G was loving life emptying stuff all over the floor until she got too tired so Mr G has taken her up to bed.

There’s so much still to do. Have I carried on? No, I’ve poured myself a glass of wine and am now sitting amongst the mess on my phone like a knobwaffle would
 
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Jellybean093

My house is a mess, I haven’t put the washing out/emptied/refilled the dishwasher and I’m not planning on doing anything because there’s no KW around to moan at me for not doing it
 
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Lulu Goss

Jellybean093 said:
My house is a mess, I haven’t put the washing out/emptied/refilled the dishwasher and I’m not planning on doing anything because there’s no KW around to moan at me for not doing it
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It’s Friday, it’s allowed

I have soo much washing, where does it all come from?? If it’s not dirty in the washing box it’s clean in piles waiting to be put away. Bane of my life
 
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TheBabeWithThePower

Sometimes I stay holding the baby for a good 5 minutes after I could put him down because I can look at my phone or read my Kindle in peace while my husband tidies the kitchen.
We're all the KW occasionally, but they are the KWs constantly
 
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sodit

I desperately need new bras, just need to find time to measure and have the resulting emotional breakdown
Going off my clothes, I’ve lost a bit of weight recently and the bra situation is worse than ever. I’ve been chopping and changing between ones of Amazon and Molkes due to struggling to find ones in my size (wore a H/HH before, so you can only imagine ‍)
I did wear a pre-preg bra to go out with our pals last week, and it made me realise how bad things have got 🫣
 
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Jellybean093

Lulu Goss said:
It’s Friday, it’s allowed

I have soo much washing, where does it all come from?? If it’s not dirty in the washing box it’s clean in piles waiting to be put away. Bane of my life
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Can it be allowed on Saturdays too

Bloody misplaced the tv controls so was left with Ms R until the tv has turned off. Fml
 
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WhatABore

I know we discuss weird food combos here.

My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
 
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Lulu Goss

Update: dropped half a glass of wine on the sofa. Gone back into the kitchen to continue “tidying” and when Mr G comes down in a second I’ll tell him the wet patch must be from the baby’s cup

WhatABore said:
I know we discuss weird food combos here.

My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
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I read salad cream on pizzas and thought that’s not too bad… but why in a sandwich?!
 
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Definitelyme

WhatABore said:
I know we discuss weird food combos here.

My partner has just got a pack of the party food pizzas... Cooked them... Put salad cream on them. And put them in a sandwich
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The one thing I admire about MrBore is his dedication to eating whatever the fuck he likes, just because he’s an adult and he can. A pack of party food pizzas
 
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