Whoever said the smell of babies is the best in the world is a LIARRRRRRR AND AN ACTRESSSS (iykyk) Tommy permanently smells like fish n chips with vinegar in this heat
As a bonus, our whole area has no water. The problem started first thing yesterday, but ours was one of the lucky houses that still had a low pressure trickle, but today we joined everyone else in having no water at all. The affected area is pretty big, it covers my parents’ house, my brother’s and the two gyms in my network, so no scope for a shower at any of them.
Mr SI had to drive to a park and join the 5000 in queuing for a case of water from the water company as there’s none in any nearby supermarkets (and beg his case to be allowed some for our next door neighbours with an 18 month old and some for my parents to save everyone traipsing out).
Eventually caved and we’ve come to camp out at the MIL’s for the afternoon and evening. Zapping even in good weather, never mind when it’s sweltering, you’ve not had a shower and it’s your first post baby TOTM. The woman has to constantly be talking, it’s relentless. Plus keeps mithering the baby - offering a toy, taking it off him to get him to crawl towards it, taking it off him again when he finally gets there to try and get him crawling in the other direction
God I hate it here. The knobwaffle is trying to have a sleep in a chair cos he thinks he’s off duty at his mum’s (so it was me poking around in their kitchen to get him some lunch, cleaning up after it etc) but then when we see my family he’s off duty there too as “it’s easier/more comfortable” for me to do it there.
Urgh.