I bloody love the snot sucker I find it so satisfyingHusband bought a snot sucker. But a manual one where I am literally sucking snot out of her nose. All time parenting low
I saw my 12 year old cousin the other week and the amount of crap he came out with
if you eat a poo will it come out a poo?! Honestly what’s wrong with you
You become obsessed with snot and poo when you’re a mumI bloody love the snot sucker I find it so satisfying
You will be fine it is weird at first I remember when my partner first went back to work I was like tit what do I do and I remember my first night In hospital and he said to me change her nappy feed her wind her cuddle her and I remember just doing the list over and over again crazy how you just get used to it I hope it goes well I am sure it willHusband is having a night out. Why on earth am I nervous about looking after the baby alone?! It’s not even my first baby or the first time! Anxiety is stupid
Same here I’m like come on get out and then it does and I’m like yaaaaasI bloody love the snot sucker I find it so satisfying
Thank you! I’m being silly, there’s some of you hero ladies with twins alone ffs!You will be fine it is weird at first I remember when my partner first went back to work I was like tit what do I do and I remember my first night In hospital and he said to me change her nappy feed her wind her cuddle her and I remember just doing the list over and over again crazy how you just get used to it I hope it goes well I am sure it will
Their first poo is why I refuse cotton woolThank you! I’m being silly, there’s some of you hero ladies with twins alone ffs!
Keep telling myself it can’t be worse than baby doing his first proper tit at 2am when I was alone at the hospital and I had to waddle back and forth with the mesh knickers/giant pad combo plus stitches trying to wet cotton wool to clean the black tar poo off can it?!
One baby or 10. I think they're all bloody hard workThank you! I’m being silly, there’s some of you hero ladies with twins alone ffs!
Keep telling myself it can’t be worse than baby doing his first proper tit at 2am when I was alone at the hospital and I had to waddle back and forth with the mesh knickers/giant pad combo plus stitches trying to wet cotton wool to clean the black tar poo off can it?!
Why are all the babies growing up so quick?!
Orange had her first poo at about 1pm she was born at 02:50 and no joke we opened the nappy thinking she was done and it kept coming out was revolting mr annoyed didn’t heave now he full on goes to be sick in the loo.Thank you! I’m being silly, there’s some of you hero ladies with twins alone ffs!
Keep telling myself it can’t be worse than baby doing his first proper tit at 2am when I was alone at the hospital and I had to waddle back and forth with the mesh knickers/giant pad combo plus stitches trying to wet cotton wool to clean the black tar poo off can it?!
