Thanks to @Hereforthehottea for the thread title which got the most likes! Congratulations! You win a burnt Yorkshire pudding from the stubby toe-fingers of Kev’s filthy hands. Anyone got a summary?
You do realise she will home on Saturday I bet her David will be soooo happy . The recycle bin will be overflowing with all those empty tinnies His red alcohol filled face will be thrilled
I bet Dave's been sober this week, hasn't had to block out the horror that is Kev. Friday night, he'll be back on it, pissing himself and falling asleep over the toilet praying for it all to be over come morning
I love how the buffet is not self-serve That probably pissed the old goat off. After seeing her etiquette at Toby Carvery it's just as well she isn't let loose with the serving tongs.
For fecks sake will someone please rip that chuffing white cardigan off its back . She’s wore it every single night
I bet she smells delightful
No wonder Vonnie is AWOL again
She’s been onboard for almost a week yet she is still calling it a boat, it’s a ship, also giving out advice to disabled people, if you are a wheelchair user then you have to have an accessible cabin you can’t just rock up into any cabin with your wheelchair and disabilities can be hidden so how does she know how many disabled are onboard. Stupid woman.