That holiday to Benidorm is my worst nightmare.
Asda dripOh no, she’s far more concerned about keeping her current location under wraps. Why would anyone break into this megastar’s hovel when the legions of fans are too busy swarming her hotel room just waiting to catch a glimpse of her and Dave in their new Asda drip?!
This is an amazing roundup, have you thought about making a wiki for this thread? It needs oneLittle update for newbies who don’t know the family set up like us veterans - Bev has one daughter and three sons. The eldest one is her daughter Helen who has three daughters and is married to the prematurely aged Richard, who Bev has a bit of a thing for. Then she has twin sons Martin and Steven. Martin has a teenage son from his first marriage and is now engaged to a woman he found on the internet who has two kids of her own. The new fiancée is the gormless looking woman in jam jar glasses you may have seen on the family get together videos. Bev is still very close to his former wife and has made many videos to let us know because it proves how amazing she is apparently. The other twin, Martin, had an Eastern European girlfriend who made a fleeting appearance in one of her Toby videos and has never been seen or mentioned since. Helen is a teaching assistant and both Martin and Steven work in supermarkets.
The youngest son is Tom. Him and his wife give off pseudo emo/goth-lite vibes and they both think they’re something special. They have no children just cats and a haunted doll. His wife has her own tiktok account where she showcases her singing and her psychic abilities. They both worked in Asda, but I think his wife recently changed jobs and he’s working on the pharmacy counter because he’s clever enough to count the boxes of Lemsip and paracetamol rather than the tins of baked beans. I hope this gives a good intro to the Stewart’s of Keighley!
Grandper Dave has been drunk since about 1972The monogrammed towels, Grandpa Dave just sitting there gormless as usual cos he's been drunk since 9am. Benidorm's finest
I’m actually embarrassed that I know so much about herThis is an amazing roundup, have you thought about making a wiki for this thread? It needs one
Not the nice stuff either, the £1.50 a pack square watery slices that disintegrate as you touch them.“Hello Benidorm” like it’s gone somewhere far flung and exoticfuckin BENIDORM
Whole family looks like they smell of a just opened packet of ham
My husband went there on his stag do, said it was the biggest shithole and would rather have had me moaning in his ear for 24 hours straight than go backThat holiday to Benidorm is my worst nightmare.
Her thumb looks like my nans big toeLovely nail varnish on her toe-thumb.
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I think I’d be drinking early at the prospect of 5 days in a hotel with you Bev.
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I shouldn't really comment as I lie here with a hot water bottle strapped to me for period pains and my oversized hoodie w husbands pyjama bottoms combo... however I will comment as I'm a professional dickhead and certified troll:Kev leaving a little souvenir of his dinner on his top. Let's see how long that top stays on while he's being a Gremlim on Tour!
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