Names You Can't Stand #5

[shocktiludrop]

No word of a lie, I know someone who was going to name their child Lucifer if it was a boy (lucky for the child, she’s a girl). I also know someone who fancies herself as Katie Price so put her Mum and Mother in Laws name together and called her daughter…… wait for it…..ANGINA

 

[Soflora]

The name Isla... its just everywhere

 

[eyespybs123]

Amazed no one's been on to say Imogenations babies name: Renaelia. A name they made up by combining: 'Wren' (Ren) that they think is associated with robins (!? No I have no idea how they made that link either) after the fact her husband saw a robin at his grandads funeral. And 'aelia' meaning sunshine (as the sun came out during her gender reveal?!).

Renaelia...

 

[frenchi_bulldog]

One of my relatives: Phiona (Fiona) but spelt differently

 

[petitspois]

I work with a woman who's married but didn't change her name (it's White). She recently told me her daughter is called Isla and I really hope she's got her Dad's surname.

 

[wordzalad]

Every Chloe i’ve ever met has been pretentious

Every Jack i’ve ever met has been an absolute tool

Also i dislike any of the -ayden names. I used to love Jayden but it’s so so so so overdone now. Cayden, Hayden, Blayden…

Don’t like the Rae/Mae/Jae names that they just add on Mary-Rae, Sally-Jae… it’s so overdone

also i hate anything that “spelled to be unique” like Kwristoefar and Emmehleigh (Christopher and Emily). If it’s a different countries spelling fine i get it but i’m on about the ones who think they’re Elon Musk with X AE EMC=yx^P pronounced Steve

 

[irishnosebag]

Some names might cute as a baby but can you imagine when that person is elderly and saying ‘let’s go see nanny Shakira’ or ‘granny Aria’

 

[irishnosebag]

Aria. So popular these days

 

[catlady29]

I can't stand the name Teddy, it just sounds too cutesy. Any girls names with leigh or mae at the end, just really chavvy

 

[YellowLadybird]

With all these kids being named Grey, and the current penchant for everything being neutral, I'm just waiting for someone to go fully insane and name their child Beige.

 

[Pennyviolet]

I follow a business page on Instagram and the owner announced her baby boy this week with a picture of him holding a little sign “ hello .. my name is Bucky.

Bucky!!

 

[Bizziebody]

Chantelle/Shontelle, any I have ever met we're bogans.

 

[User name taken]

Charlene, Marlene, Darlene and Arlene I know I've probably named half an Aussie soap operabut I can't stand them.

 

[Ems55]

Arlo and Milo

Despise Finlay (and all spelling variations). I have taught at least 10 of them and not one of them has been likeable!

Also Felix - cat food vibes

 

[Segotia]

Here's another 'beauty',. () : CRESSIDA

 

[BreastfeedingForHours]

Today I was introduced to a Rona. What a terrible time to carry that name.

 

[UndoTyping]

Most names that begin with a K….the kids are usually shits

Kai, Kian, Kyle, Kayden, Klay, Kelsie, Kenan, Kain, Kaylee, Kyla, Kenzie, Kaytee……the list goes on!!

 

[bubbadabut]

Saw an article about the UK's supposed youngest pair of grandparents the other day, aged 33 and 35.

The name of their grandchild? Isla-May The originality is strong with this one.

 

[Louisej3]

My mum Fostered a baby girl once called tresemme like the shampoo brand I was like wtf

 

[Patsy Stone]

Was listening to a podcast today and the name Narcissa was mentioned. Back in the 1930s. Not a name I've heard recently

This just reminds me of Draco Malfoy’s mum