Let's see, COVID is like a really bad cold.
A really bad cold to me is stuffed up nose, food doesn't taste good, coughing, but you can function. Madam Camille says she was laid up in bed with muscles aching and sleeping. Not so bloody benign now is it? Sunitra and Charlene contacted their nutritionists, as you do, and sent her some stuff. She had bone broth and made a green goddess salad that she doesn't know how she did it and only did it, because Dina never got round to making it for her. She has a minor
witch about that, because Dina has nothing better to do than make Nadia salad apparently. She didn't get a headache like Mark and that is the reason why she thinks she got COVID on the bloody train.
Yes, really.
Do you want to fix a chest infection? Half an onion, put brown sugar, let the juice run, drink said juice. Sub Sarah says it takes 3-7 days for symptoms to appear after exposure.
Ta very much Sarah for keeping it real. Swears it is from the train "these people were so disgusting." Yes, unlike you Ms. Perfect, walking around in a hermetically sealed hazmat suit. Hello LEEEEEEEEEE!
Train was packed like sardines. Lager louts on board and Nadia is praying that they don't recognize her. What would they say? Are you that Loose bird on telly what
witches about all men being pervs?
She wishes. "They were soooo dangerous and so drunk, looking for a fight, shouting racists things." Some poor 20-something girl according to Nads says one of them falls into her and she apologizes to him. (Some drunk falls into me, they are getting at the very least a WTF Asshole?) Nads can't get over the injustice.
"These 2 men TERRORIZED THE TRAIN....but no you cawn't." More tales of train woe. Nadia fantasized about what she was going to do to him. Blah, blah, Nadia blows her schnoz. She ends this by saying trying to find out where you get COVID from "you literally cawn't." She is sure that she didn't get it from Kiki. Scratch, scratch the scalp. Someone tells her you can text the transport police. Says if she knew that she would have. Yeah, right. Monsura says she has lost so much weight. A lack of access to 2 orders of Big Macs and fries will do that to you.
"I'm not a doctor, I'm not a nutritionist, I'm not anything." Pretty much sums it all up wouldn't you say?