Coffee Moaning for Tuesday. It keeps raining here.
Still, the temperature has cooled down, but it is still sweater weather. Title today is "Alec Baldwin Developments, CLIMATE HOPES Fade, Bad Breath & Cops & Robbers." Fun times.
We have the two of them, Mark is still wearing his jacket and Nadia is sticking out her red coloured tongue. "Does anyone want to guess" as she shows us her teeth.
I'll give it a go, plaque tablets. Someone says it is a cold foggy day in France. Cue the French language getting mangled and Nadia wanting to go. Nadia wants a big buttery croissant, of course. Nadia says she used to watch French films all the time when she was young. Topic is now Nadia's hair, it looks very curly today. She says she left conditioner in her hair, wrapped it in a t-shirt and woke-up like that. They went to see a film called "Antlers" and there was a camera set-up. Cameraman say you have to turn to your left a look scared of the monster. So it's him and Maddie, Maddie does her scared face and he looks like he is getting his passport photo taken.
They had a second go and well Maddie is loads better still, she make an effort. Review is coming up later this week.
(Warning Mark being gross.) Back to Nadia's tongue and Mark says it's because she has been licked the devil's anus.
Elsa says Nadia looks 10 days younger.
Her hair look good and she looks like she had some sleep. Stop flattering her. Like I said, the tongue is from disclosure tablets. Wooo, Nadia brushed her teeth. Mark is saying everything about her is different. "It's almost like you're a plastic action figure." She says it's because she has lost weight. Nadia models her waist is back thing. Mark says he is going into a big body dysmorphic tailspin, because he hasn't worked out in 4 days.
Boo bloody hoo! Mark says remember about the time I put bipolar in the title of GFH and trolls came out saying they were "concerned" about Nanny Di. He starts shifting around in his seat like annoying 10-year-old boy. They were concerned with him being a little bit brisk with her.
I think they meant you were being a disrespective asshole towards her as per. Mark says as in the AXA AD you can see she can be cheeky.
Whatever, she ain't your peer douchebag! "I HAVE DYSMORPHIA, they adjusted my drugs because of my dysmorphia, so there you go."
Now it is his turn to model his slimmer frame. "You've lost loads of weight" says Nadia. 16/8, 16/8, 16/8.
Nadia says she really wants to films some recipes for people to do on it this week. She has been doing it for 8 weeks now. Her jeans were tight and now they are not. "What do they call it when you get a thingy...you know when things get a bit tight." Mark is giggling to himself, the filthy perv. Nadia is oblivious to his nonsense. Nadia wants to do weights, but she hates them.
Do bands, they are just as good if not better for some people. Rachel says camel's foot to Mark.
Cameltoe, back in the 70s it was walrus lips, gross either way.
Nadia says if there were people coming in and seeing this CM, they would think to themselves "Who the fuck are these people and what the hell are they talking about."
I have been watching this drivel for ages and I still say that to myself. Mark says it is "a lot more fucking interesting than GMB at times."
Someone thinks highly of themselves. God they swear a lot. Mark says the first time he heard the term cameltoe as a child he says
, he felt sorry for the person it was referring to. "Are talking about people's vaginas" asks Nads. "I've lost the whole middle of the story." Cesar says a cameltoe is better than a moose knuckle. Laughs all around.
"Any man who thinks showing his moose knuckle is going to further any of his endeavours in his day in any way whatsoever, you might get attention, but it is not the attention you want. We don't want to see it."
I don't find myself looking at people's crotches and don't what other people are doing. Richard Maddely is on GMB today and Lisa does his make-up, says how jolly and nice he is. Mark talks about watching This Morning as a student and Friends, Neighbours and found that he was a bit of a bully with Judy. Nadia says Judy could hold her own.
Chatters are asking about 16/8, where to find the videos on it. Mark pisses off to get another coffee. Chat about 16/8. Someone is listening to them walking home from the garage. Nadia thinks it is a club.
What clubs are open on a Monday night? 
Coffee machine whirling. Nadia's Invisalign is working really well and she can't believe it.
Most people pay good money to have that straighten system, unlike Nadia I love a Freebie Sawalha. She can't but her Invisalign back on because she is going to have pink teeth.
"Anyone got any ideas how I can get this pink dye off my tongue?" "I have to brush it off?!?" Mark asks if we remember in the 70s flouride treatments and muses if it had lead in them. Yes, really.
"I never brush my tongue. Do you brush your tongue?" Mark says yes all the time.
Duh Nadia. Tim gave Mark a chip (AA thingy) and Nadia said Mark cried when he got the chip. Back to garage/Garage question. Cloddagh was dropping her car at the garage in case you want to know the details. "Oh maybe she was having a service" says Nadia and Mark says he needs one.
Talk about suggestions for Vlogmas. Mark says there is a book about a man who makes decisions based on the roll of a dice and some show he did back in the 20th Century. Mark is going to let the viewers to make choices on Vlogmas. "Your radio controlled muppets." A tiff about Squid Game being reviewed and Mark tells Nadia to calm down. Sunday Show Nadia is doing Halloween recipes (she did a column in the Mirror remember?). This seems a little too late, as Halloween is on Sunday.
Did you know, when Nadia had that column, she did the food and Mark took the pics and "they are rather beautiful."
Mark blowing his own trumpet. Allison apologizes for being late.
Alec Baldwin shooting more info. AD who handed him the gun, was sacked from a 2019 film for a similar incident.
Mark has a problem with the story. He is surprised how individual names are in the press. Talk about the levels of responsibility. Members of the crew using the props for shooting practice off set. Film is about a boy who accidentally shoots a man and is on the run.
The irony of it all. Alec's stunt double had a gun go off. (I don't if this might sound mean, but Alec Baldwin has a reputation for being nasty to members of the general public. Maybe this incident will humble his stuck up arse.) Apparently crew went on strike and they brought in non-union people that same day.
Yeah, this sounds like a lawsuit. Chat about making films and Mark "Remember when I had to fire that cameraman in Madrid?"
La-dee-dah 
Says there is a part of the industry that feels nothing matters more than showbusiness and corners are cut.
Well, it is showBUSINESS. Nadia talks about being in a film with a 4 hour turnaround and mistakes being made when people are exhausted. Talk about the AD's being bastards, it is expected. Zoe says she can't believe real guns are on set. Nadia mentions how Alec Baldwin is a big antigun campaigner and he ends up shooting people. Nadia gushes over DOPs. "They are quite uncle-like or aunty-like."
Climate talks and Nadia says Bojo looks like a broken man. Mark says he is worried we can't join the dots, game of chicken socioeconomically. Talk about China and Extinction Rebellion. Nadia wanted to talk about bad breath and no time to chat about cops and robbers.
Well if you didn't mess about with plaque tablets, 18/6, look how slim we are, body dysmorphia and cameltoe, you could have. They have to film stuff before the builders get to their place Welcome Julia and happy birthday to Ali. GUYS PLEASE HIT THE THUMBS UP, ONLY 124? YOU'RE RUBBISH. STAY TILL THE END OF TOMORROW'S CM, WHEN NADIA STRIPS OFF.
Does Mark really think this is a selling point? 
"I doubt if I'll be here, I've got a photo shoot tomorrow." HIT THE LIKE BUTTON AND WHAT WAS I GOING TO .... feed cuts here. Later all!
Mark almost drops the camera. Nadia aching from swimming. Missing kid announcement and Mark says it's a 
. Mussels on rocks again, a rock that looks like a rabbit, Toffee swims in a pool by the rocks and she looks so blissful and is the highlight of this vlog at 17:20. Nadia spinning around on the beach like a deranged seawitch.
He prematurely started CM today and cut off after 2 seconds saying he just had to text Nads, why leave that in! Then he posts yet another old holiday photo and tags her in with a direct question, no doubt so that she gets a notification whilst trying to have fun with friends. He can’t stand the fact that she has friends and he doesn’t. Sad sad man 
) but it was ok to have her elderly, vulnerable parents come over today 
