If somebody had sent a photo of themselves holding a giant penis made out of bread to my openly lesbian mother of 70, and drooled over the offer to spend a night in the bedroom opposite to my 3rd eldest daughters, you know what? I'd tell them to shove the cock'n'balls water feature right where the sun don't shine.
Good old Swadderleys, ever with their pity begging bowl out, choose to make a video MONTHS after receiving the 'gift' falsely exclaiming over it.
Subsequently its been spotted amongst junk on the 'patio' - unused.
You just KNOW this lot take the piss out of everyone behind closed lens