Coffee Moaning for Wednesday. Today's title is "Fuel MADNESS Continues, KATIE PRICE Arrested, James Bond PREMEIRE! DREAMS&DREAMING." I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Big announcement! They are going to the park! Mark is sure that it is going to rain though. Nadia says she has been really good at keeping the kitchen clean.
Most of us call that a day that ends in Y. She said it made her mentally clearer, until last night when she left it. She is looking at it and hating it. (Once again, there are 4 people living there and they have a dishwasher!) Nadia says at work, nobody says they leave the washing up from the night before. Nadia asks Mark if his mother left dishes and he doesn't remember her ever washing up.
He sure as hell doesn't do any, that we know, eh readers? Nadia then asks the chatters if they leave dishes. (Confession, on the rare occasion, but for the most part it gets done because I HATE seeing dishes languishing.) Roll call. Nicola says always. Mark says if your line of vision is cluttered, then your going to be cluttered in your mind and your heart. Nads says they were busy in the kitchen shoot for the Never Subbing for the Sunday Show and she cleared up 5x and was fed-up.
Again, would it kill Mark or the 2 tax write-offs to pitch in? Sunday there will be live about chores and how they cause arguments. Flip to 4G.
Lesley says baking pans leaving them to soak. Mark says that is what turns him off of washing up, the pots and pans.
Who gets a thrill scouring pans? If you do, more power to you. Pen clicking. Cards are going out today. Nadia scratches her scalp furiously. Helen hates all chores. Vicki says to them that they have a dishwasher.
Yeah, no tit Vicki. Mark says you can't put pots and pans in it.
What? Nadia says they have so much stuff with all the cooking she does.
A newbie says they have OCD, so they can't leave dishes pilling up. Nads mentions her friend with OCD and how it is a hard thing to live with. Faith asks if the girls help with washing up and Mark says yes they do.
Mark says it's hard to get teens motivated.
Nadia says that Maddie rarely at home (doing what?) and with all the change that Kiki has been through, the long journey to school, homework, Nadia figures no, just come in do your homework, she goes to bed really early, blah, blah, blah
. (OH FFS! I had to take 2 buses, a subway, a 10-15 min walk to school everyday and was still expected to do chores. )
Someone asks for their thoughts on the Britney doc and Mark said he was so bored he fell asleep. Zoe loved it. Nads said she watched Britney vs Spears, which was upsetting and the other one. They became uncomfortable with it.
My ears are becoming uncomfortable with Mark's incessant pen clicking. They stopped watching it, so no review. Nadia says Britney's dad is horrible. Blueberry does their pans first and Nadia says that's genius. Mark says it's annoying how Nadia puts the clean dishes to the left instead of the right. Anthony Cotton is a Tory voter and wants Johnson out. Nadia says the country is breaking down. She is also shocked that no one is marching in the streets protesting this. Mention of the word gaslighting and Mark's pen's a clickin. They say the journalists have finally figured out the reason why there are no queues at the petrol stations, is because there is none. ItsOnlyMe says her Tesco has brought back limits on items. Bobby asks if they saw the idiot filling a white plastic bag with fuel, only to have it leak through a hole.
More petrol and driver chat.
Bobby says some papers are say Boris is to save Christmas and Nadia says "
duck OFF!" Finger Man says pointing that finger of his
"if this was North Korea, we would be calling it state propaganda." He continues "It is state propaganda where the right wing press will not harbour the idea that Brexit has in any way contributed to this clusterfuck of a disaster." Faith says Boris is crossing his fingers with the fuel crisis. Mark mentions a chicken crisis.
Okay, I don't envy you lot at all. You have my sympathy. MinkyMoo was out late night in a queue for fuel at Asda's, we she got him Boris said on the radio for everyone to buy normally and no shortages. Her 11yo looked at her and laughed. Denise Welch, Nads hasn't said anything, she had been texting with her as Denise's dad has died. Nads says Denise would appreciate any messages you send to her. More petrol talk.
Mark asked the dudes at the local petrol station as to when they are getting a delivery, they say 2-3 days, but they are not being told anything. Mark says he is using pretty substandard chainsaw petrol.
In a Volvo? You're going to kill that vehicle. Talk of petrol going off.
Katy Price arrested. Mark says you should never drink and drive, as he learned his lesson. Mark is off to the loo. Nads says she doesn't know Katy well, but she likes her. She has bizarre behaviour and things she has done she wouldn't, but she is struggling. Says Mark's experienced scared him, hurt their relationship for a while and used it to get sober. You know the drill. Mark is back and while is he wearing a jacket indoors? It the heater broken? Back to Katy and Nadia saying how "shat upon" she has been, friends, boyfriends. DJ says anyone looking for sympathy for Katy needs to know that drink drivers kill. Mark and Nadia agree there is no excuse. "How can we make the good out of this terrible situation." Talk about her mental health being a mess. Talk about the TV series time, which then Nadia uses as an example of what do we want out of tragedies. Nadia knew someone with a horrendous background, tried to straighten his life out, got drunk and crashed into a wall, sent to a category A prison and it didn't do him or society any good. (So what is she trying to say? If you are a tough nut, send to prison, but if you are a sensitive soul you go to basketweaving classes? If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.)
Kerry says her issues are all self-inflicted and for the money. Nadia understands why people think that, but she knows about her. Sean says to be careful with Katy, remember Caroline Flack. Mark brings up the fact that other people seem to get away with it, Ant and George Michael.
Absolute travesty what happened to the Snappy Snaps. Heidi say she likes Katy, but this is enough. Talk about Ant McPartlin and he seems to get support.
That was disgusting how that played out. He seems to be one of those people with a lucky horseshoe up his arse. Flick back to Wifi. Nads says Katy needs to go back to rehab and says look at Robery Downey Jr. News breaking-Katy Price has been charged with driving while disqualified and without insurance.
Faye says take her license away and Nadia says she hasn't got one, she is on a ban! Mark:"Oh Christ!"
Leaving Dreams and Dreaming for the weekend. James Bond premiere and didn't Kate look good? This Bond has got good reviews and Nadia said that the last one bored her to death.
You're still here, LIAR! Nadia says Kate looked exquisite and Mark says she looked remarkable. They don't know what to make of Daniel Craig's raspberry jacket.
It's fashion plebs, look it up! Daniel Craig was interviewed and asked for any advice for the next James Bond and he said not my problem. "I hate him. I literally cannot stand Daniel Craig!" says Nadia.
I'm sure he's devastated. "He's so rude!" Nadia goes on to say how he
witches about being Bond and how bored he is. "Have a bit of gratitude!" Oooooh.
Mark mentions Ana de Armas' boob popping out of her dress.
Mark is gushing over the Duchess of Cambridge and Nadia says "Alright!"
Elijah wants to be Judy Dench when they grow up.
Okay. Mark says Daniel Craig looked alarmed to be there and Nadia says "It's probably because he has something better to do, knowing him."
Reece says Daniel Craig seems to have a combative nature when he is interviewed. Nadia knows exactly the type of person he is in the make-up room, they come in and immediately intimidate everybody by being a bit off. GUYS HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. YEAH GUYS HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. Mark shows us the carpet interview and Nadia calls him a wanker. Tirade alert
"OH MY GAWD! HOW DARE YOU BE THAT RUDE! I HATE HIM...WHAT MISERABLE SCROTE!"
"You've got the best job in the world, whatta dick! You've got the most beautiful wife, you've got this nice pink jacket on and you can't fuckin crack a smile? 'I dunno." What he said there was I don't care. You know what? We shouldn't go watch that bloody film. Oh my God he makes me so angry! We've had people like that on the show and you just go oh duck off!"
Nanny Di in the house. Jason says he needs to be shaken and stirred. Nadia continues by calling Craig "a complete pink cock!"
CK says "Be Kind." Nadia "NO!"
Will you be going to see the Bond movie? Nadia:
NO!!! Mark will be going. Nadia says if she goes she will take a sick bag. Someone called him a something, something bawl bag and Molly called him a sanctimonious tosser.
HIT THE LIKE BUTTON GUYS! Happy birthday Jessica, Grace. "Oh My Gawd, I just got angry again!" Nadia has seen an ad for Amazon "a shop with no shopkeepers and Besoss (sic) thanking the workers for sending him to space." Pen clicking and Nanny Di asks are we all going to see James Bond. Nadia says not me I can't stand him, whilst she scratches her scalp. HAVE A LOVELY DAY, DEFINITELY A HOMETIME LANDING LATER TODAY, ENJOY and the feed cuts. Laters!